Chapter 2 This is a pretentious guide to consumption
Ye Mushen stepped into the "Laughing Proud Hall" before stepping into it, and heard a crackling sound.
almost deafened his ears to speak, but it was not the sound of firecrackers welcoming his triumph.
But he didn't come back triumphantly.
I think he was in high spirits when he left, but now he has returned, but he is disgraced and depressed.
didn't have time to sigh, the initiator of the noise pounced on him with an axe and a black charcoal face: "Boss! You're back! ”
Ye Mushen dodged the bear hug of the iron axe guy in disgust. Dirty.
…… Although he himself seems to be dirtier.
Lu Qian smiled and raised the single-circle magnifying glass hanging around his neck and moved along Ye Mushen's cheeks: "Boss, you don't seem to be as handsome as before leaving." ”
The corners of Ye Mushen's mouth twitched, "You show me carefully." ”
Lu Qian looked through the magnifying glass to find a black head hidden in the scum of Ye Mushen: "Huh! Last month, the boss's face was still smooth and flawless, but now it's actually - a blackhead actually appeared! ”
The more he spoke, the more impassioned he became, "In today's world, appearance is justice!" Boss, your appearance has been hit so hard, don't you have the consciousness of maintenance? ”
Ye Mushen touched the legendary blackhead, and felt ...... There is no feel to it.
Lu Qian took out a jar of swarthy mud out of nowhere: "Boss, don't hide it, when you went out to wave this time, I invented an art-level skin care product again." Once launched, it was sold out immediately! ”
"Where's the cottage?" The night ginseng was dizzy by the rich aroma wafting from the mud jar, "If it sells well, I will make a few more cans." How long has it been since you paid your rent? ”
Lu Qian licked his lips, and changed to a flattering face in a blink of an eye: "Boss, you are more handsome than last month!" Not even blackheads can hide your handsomeness! ”
"I have a black head, do you still want to post a big-character poster?" Ye Mu smiled and said, "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you board." I'm used to your jealousy of my boundless beauty. ”
"That's that, the boss is handsome and chic, and he is famous all over the world! As soon as you come back, there will be a long queue in front of our Tsundere Hall again! ”
"Tsundere?" Ye Mushen frowned, "What the hell?" ”
"Ahem......" Lu Qian covered his mouth in embarrassment. Fortunately, his face was covered with a layer of charcoal ash, and he couldn't see the blush, "I'm talking a little blind...... What, what does the boss want to drink? Du Kang's two pot heads, white dried bamboo leaves and green? ”
Ye Mushen waved his hand: "Lu Qian, you are suddenly so attentive, something is wrong." Tell me, is there something wrong? ”
"No, what kind of trouble can a harmless young man like me cause trouble?" Lu Qian stared at Ye Mushen with great sincerity and affection, "I just haven't seen the boss's beautiful face for too long, and I'm excited." Oh Ma, and there is a blackhead that breaks the perfection! I'm so excited! ”
"You didn't get into trouble? It wasn't easy. Ye Mushen said as he took off his dusty robe, "Boss, I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes, and I'll go to the temple to ask for a sign later." ”
Lu Qian smiled obsessively: "Okay." ”
Ye Mushen impatiently threw the heavy robe on the person's head: "What is good?" Do you still want to see it? ”
Lu Qian hugged his robe, sniffed it in obsession, and let out a satisfied sigh. His eyes were full of yearning: "I want to see it, I want to see it!" ”
"Lu Qian, you have changed." Ye Mushen sighed resentfully, "A month ago, there was no more brazen person in the world than you before. ”
He was angry again: "I didn't expect that you could break through your lower limit." ”
Lu Qian was smug: "Thank you boss for the compliment." It's nothing, life is about breakthroughs. ”
"Get out!" Ye Mushen couldn't bear it, "If you rely on me again, you will collect the rent!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Lu Qian immediately laughed and ran away.
Ye Mushen breathed a sigh of relief, took off his clothes one by one, and stepped into the hot spring.
The room is full of moisture. The tiredness of many days of travel swept in, and Ye Mushen fell asleep.
By the time he woke up, it was evening.
Ye Mushen thought to himself, since it was getting late, I would talk about it tomorrow if I asked for a sign and burned incense. When the lights are on, there are always waves.
finally came back, and Luoyang City didn't know what earth-shaking changes had happened.
Ye Mushen cleaned himself up like a dog and came to Lu Qian, who was buried in tinkering with something he didn't know.
I saw a short log in Lu Qian's left hand and a sharp carving knife in his right hand.
Ye Mu took his log and shook it in his hand. As soon as I saw it, I knew it was a cheap thing, and I threw it back with no interest.
Lu Qian carefully wiped the crumbs off the log, "Boss, you want to go out?" ”
"Is there anything new in this Luoyang City?"
Lu Qian stared directly at Ye Mushen, "Yes." ”
"Tell me about it, whether it's a winery, a restaurant, a tavern or a wine ......"
"No, no alcohol." Lu Qian replied embarrassedly, "Boss, drinking hurts your body." You haven't encountered any ups and downs, what's going on with playing all day long to kill your sorrows? ”
"What do I like, can you control it?" Ye Mushen snorted, "Then what are you talking about new things?" ”
"This ......" Lu Qian hesitated, "Novelty is novelty, but ......"
"What about you? Have you paid the rent? ”
Lu Qian immediately smiled and didn't dare to sell Guanzi, "It just opened the day before yesterday, and it was opposite Songhe Tower, called Qingfeng Zhai." ”
Ye Mushen's eyes fell, and he said in disgust: "When did vegetarianism invade our Luoyang?" ”
"Listening to the name is very Buddhist and simple......" Lu Qian's face full of "upright and not a good boy" was dyed with a flush, "But inside, it's very material!" ”
He nodded firmly, "Surprise! ”
Ye Mushen was a little interested: "The contrast is cute, isn't it?" It's kind of interesting. He asked, "What is the origin of the shopkeeper?" ”
"The contrast is huge...... It's not very cute...... he reflected deeply, tried to summarize, and said, "Spicy, that place, hot and spicy." ”
"Spicy?" A pot of red and spicy sesame oil flashed in Ye Mushen's mind, and his scalp was numb.
"Good place, five stars on the recommendation index!"
Ye Mushen left Xiaoaotang satisfied.
So happily decided, first go to Songhe Tower to drink some wine, cushion the stomach, and then go to Qingfeng Zhai......
Ye Mushen sat on the good horse "Yingxiao", heroic, passers-by saw the sideways, and whispered: "The master of the Tsundere Hall has returned to Beijing!" (Note: Luoyang is also known as Luojing)
Full of wine and food, or the food of the hometown is delicious. Ye Mu ginseng understands wine, and knows how to taste wine. Three points of slightly drunk, the most pleasant.
He walked out of the Songhe Tower, took the reins of "Yingxiao", and came to the front of Qingfeng Zhai.
The entrance is lit up, and you can vaguely see the surging excitement at the opening.
Ye Mu Shen rewarded the little man at the door with a few pieces of broken silver, and asked him to prepare some hay and water for Yingxiao.
Entering the breeze Zhai, the fragrance of light tea comes to the face.
Take a closer look at the attic......
Ye Mushen finally understood what Lu Qian meant by "spicy".
Spicy eyes.