Chapter 186: Jokes

The second cow was very fine, nesting in the corner to eat the fat chicken, but there was no sound at all, and the attractive fragrance of the fat chicken was also covered by the damp earthy smell after the heavy rain.

After a fat chicken finished eating three times and dividing five by two, the two cows squinted comfortably.

This is a happy dog, and it almost choked after eating a few vegetarian buns in the morning.

Erniu got up, shook off the water droplets on his body, and his ears suddenly stood up.

Two people came in the distance, sneakily wandering at the gate of the courtyard.

"The courtyard door is locked, how can I get in?" The eighth aunt, who was wrapped in a black cloth from beginning to end, asked.

The eighth uncle was also wrapped in a black cloth, revealing only one face: "The courtyard wall is not high, I will support you to climb over." ”

"What about you?" The eighth aunt asked, grabbing the black cloth at the neckline.

"Stupid woman, won't you remove the deadbolt from the inside when you go in?"

The eighth aunt suddenly said: "Yes, this is also convenient to scare the girl and slip away." ”

Once Xie Qingqi sees the ghost, he will definitely scream loudly, and the maid who is resting will definitely get up to check, in that case, it will be too late to escape over the wall and be too conspicuous, and it is the best choice to sneak out of the gate of the courtyard while the chaos is in chaos.

The eighth aunt looked at the courtyard wall that was half higher than her, and was a little nervous: "Old man, you can be careful, don't fall on me." ”

"What are so many words, hurry up." The eighth uncle squatted down, folded his hands and stretched out.

In the shadows, Er Niu sat steadily, tilting his head to look at the actions of the two.

The eighth aunt stepped on the eighth uncle's hand, climbed the wall with the strength of the eighth uncle, and carefully turned over.

The eighth uncle was leaning against the wall, and when he heard a slight landing from inside, he couldn't help but smile.

After a while, the courtyard door opened gently, and the eighth aunt poked her head out and shouted in a low voice, "Old man, come in." ”

"Shout what!" The eighth uncle scolded and walked quickly towards the courtyard gate.

Erniu tilted his head and watched the eighth uncle walk over, stood up and shook his hair, threw the water droplets around, followed quietly, and when he entered the courtyard door, he raised his front paws to close the hidden wooden door, and pushed the door bolt back with his mouth.

The big dog moved smoothly throughout the whole process, and he didn't make a sound, but the eighth uncle and eighth aunt who were just looking at the yard were unaware of the changes behind them.

The courtyard where Xie Qingqi lives is called Pillow Xiaju, and the grass in the courtyard is Feifei, and an apricot tree has already produced green fruits, and many branches poke out of the wall.

The two of them looked at each other, and they were a little nervous when they looked at the cold and empty courtyard.

After a while, the eighth uncle pushed the eighth aunt: "What are you doing in a daze, don't tear off the black cloth on your body!" ”

The eighth aunt tore off the black cloth and stuffed it into the eighth uncle's hand, revealing a miserable white clothes, and then took out something from her arms and put it on her face.

Erniu's eyes widened, obviously surprised by the change in Aunt Ba.

At this moment, the eighth aunt was wearing a mask made of white paper on her face, and only two narrow gaps were left on the eyes on the mask to see.

"Go quickly, finish early and go back to bed early."

Aunt Eight took a nervous breath, took two steps forward, stopped, turned back and asked, "Is it okay to stand at the window?" ”

It's the first time I'm pretending to be a ghost, and I'm inexperienced.

"Knock on the window first!"

Aunt Eight hesitated and stretched out her hand.

The second bull's eyes narrowed, and his whole body rose into the air, knocking the eighth aunt who had just stood outside the window to the ground.

The eighth aunt was already a thief, and she hadn't come out of the shadow of the ghost in the mourning hall, when she was suddenly pounced on by a black shadow and screamed involuntarily: "There are ghosts-"

The screams were high and piercing, and they instantly rang out.

The eighth uncle was also frightened at this moment, and he was stunned in place and forgot to react, until the lights were turned on in several places, and then he woke up like a dream, and ran out with his legs.

He had only one thought: to escape from this place of right and wrong, and not to be caught no matter what!

The eighth uncle rushed to the gate of the courtyard, and pulled hard without looking at it.

The courtyard gate did not move.

A chill rushed up from the eighth uncle's tail vertebrae.

When he came in, he deliberately covered the courtyard door, how could he not open it?

Thinking of the strangeness in the mourning hall, Uncle Eight's legs and feet were weak: Is there really a ghost?

The mourning hall that suddenly darkened during the day, the sudden thunder and heavy rain, and the two women going crazy at the same time, these scenes flashed in the eighth uncle's mind.

It is impossible to say that he didn't have a trace of ideas at that time, but he was afraid of bad things for his mother-in-law, so he pretended not to think so.

It's a long story, but it's just a moment.

Erniu removed the paws that stepped on the eighth aunt's face, and flew behind the eighth uncle tensely, biting him hard.

"Huh-" Uncle Eight let out a scream that was even higher than that of Aunt Eight.

At this time, not only were the people in the courtyard crowded, but the people in other courtyards who heard the sound were either carrying lanterns or holding sticks, and some were so anxious that they didn't even bother to wear their shoes and ran this way.

The eighth uncle was lying on the ground, not even knowing who had attacked him, and struggled hard.

Erniu turned his head and saw the person rushing out, so he didn't hurry to let go of his mouth and slipped into the plantain bush at the base of the wall.

"Who?" The people who came here raised the lanterns and shook them back and forth, and the originally cold and empty courtyard suddenly became like daylight.

The window was quietly pushed open, and Jiang seemed to be standing side by side with Xie Qingqi at the window to look out.

An exclamation came from the courtyard: "Ghostβ€”"

It was a little maid who spoke, and her face was frightened, pointing at the man with his hair on the ground, and his legs were weak in fright.

The woman on the ground was lying on her stomach, her facial features were not clear on the side of her face, and the hand stretched out diagonally was as dry as firewood, and there was no blood under the light.

If a person sees this scene, he will definitely be scared half to death, but fortunately, there are many people now, and there is no other turmoil except for a few exclamations.

Another exclamation came: "Hey, that seems to be the eighth master." ”

Jiang seemed to look at it carefully, and said to Xie Qingqi in a low voice: "That woman has a mask on her face. ”

Xie Qingqi's eyes flashed with anger, turned around and walked out, standing on the stone steps outside the house and shouting: "Tie up these two thieves who pretend to be ghosts!" ”

As soon as they heard the eldest girl's voice, everyone immediately gathered around.

The eighth aunt slowed down, jumped up and ran out.

How bold people are, as soon as they saw that the "female ghost" was about to run, everyone was not afraid, and a mother-in-law decisively stretched out her foot to trip the "female ghost", and the paper mask on the face of the "female ghost" fell off and was blown by the wind and shook on the ground.

"It's Mrs. Eight!" The mother-in-law who saw it recognized it at once.

Seeing that the maid and the maid surrounded the two, the eighth uncle covered his bleeding ass and hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" ”

Xie Qingqi walked up to the two of them and said coldly: "Misunderstanding? The eight uncles and eight aunts will tell me in front of the clansmen and my uncle in a while, and tell me what the misunderstanding is. ”

The eighth aunt panicked when she heard this, and cried and begged: "Qingqi, we are a family, how can we bring outsiders in to see the joke?" ”

Xie Qingqi sneered: "That's your joke, not my joke." Come on, go and invite the prince, the elders of the clan and the uncle to come over! ”