389 about zombies

When the old monk heard that I had invited him to dinner, he immediately jumped three feet high with joy.

We left the old house and went outside. When he heard that there was food, the old monk no longer looked like a master.

"Uncle Junior, where to eat and what to eat?"

The old monk leaked out a greedy look, looked at me and kept asking.

"For the sake of your help me today, where to eat and what to eat, it's up to you to order!" I have long been accustomed to the crazy personality of the old monk.

"Uncle Xiao, the chicken kidneys I ate last time were good, and I can't afford to eat them anymore after I leave you!"

The old monk swallowed hard before he spoke.

"Uh...... "I'm already a black line on my face. looked at the old monk and scolded: "Does the Buddha know that you are so greasy?" ”

"Mida Buddha, little uncle, don't talk about Buddha when we eat!" The old monk's saliva was about to flow out.

I looked at the old monk and was truly speechless.

In broad daylight, I still found a courtyard barbecue, and then served chicken kidneys. Only chicken kidneys.

"Teacher nephew, today, the chicken kidneys are enough, you can eat it!"

"Okay!" The old monk held chopsticks and looked impatient.

"Teacher's nephew. How did you meet them? And why do they respect you so much? ”

I put the doubts in my mind out loud.

"Knowing them is a long time ago, how can they forget! As for why he respects me so much, it's because his life is on my hands! ”

Although the old monk was answering my question, his eyes were always fixed on the plate of chicken kidneys that were being grilled on the grill.

From time to time, he used his chopsticks to flip the chicken kidneys, from one side to the other, and then turned all the chicken kidneys over.

"Their lives are in your hands? How do you say that? I asked.

At this time, the old monk was already anxiously turning over the chicken kidneys for the second time. On the top of the chicken kidney, he rolled it over and over again, and his eyes couldn't leave.

"The night before yesterday, these bastards encountered something powerful, you may not know it, little uncle!"

"Yes, it's zombies!" I replied.

"No, it can't be said to be a zombie, it's just a walking corpse among corpses!" The teacher's nephew picked up a chicken kidney that was roasted to a golden brown side, and said proudly.

"The Walking Dead? Isn't it a zombie? I asked.

"Walking corpses, zombies after jumping corpses!" The old monk took a bite of the chicken kidney, and his mouth was so hot that he couldn't close it.

"So zombies really exist?" I said, half-confused.

"Uncle Xiao, you don't know, if history goes forward for seventy or eighty years, there will be a lot of zombies!"

"A lot? Why? I hurriedly asked.

The teacher's nephew's chicken kidneys have matured in a large area, and he ate them in a big gulp, and then said while eating:

"Uncle Junior, have you heard of the origin of zombies?"

"I've read the four zombie kings in the book, and I know that the originator of vampire zombies is a general!" I have read all these books about gods, demons and monsters.

"Hmm!" The old monk held a chicken waist and nodded. His head suddenly rolled off his chopsticks.

The chicken kidneys landed on the table for the first time, and then rolled down the table at once, and the next second after leaving the table, the old monk caught it very quickly.

"Oh my boy, you still want to run?"

The old monk said a word to the chicken kidney, and then threw the chicken kidneys into his mouth and chewed it in a big gulp.

"After the four zombie kings, only the generals are vampire zombies, so they regard him as the ancestor of the vampire zombies, but the generals are actually only transforming four zombies. They are Xuankui, Gou Chen, Squamous Cell Carcinoma and Beetle Snake, these are also known as the second generation of corpse kings! Most of the zombies in the world are transformed by them! These are well documented in ancient books! ”

Speaking of this, the old monk poured the chicken kidneys on the other side on the baking tray again, and then continued: "Although it is recorded in the ancient books, but after the induction and summary of later generations, it was found that in fact, the appearance of zombies does not need to have a corpse king!" Let's put it this way, as long as the buried corpse is buried in the place where feng shui is intertwined for three months, the whole body will grow green hair, and the corpse will rot but not melt, if it is dug up at this time, once you see the sun, moon and stars, then the corpse will become a walking corpse! If the walking corpse is stained with blood and becomes a jumping corpse, the jumping corpse will become a real zombie if it sucks human blood! ”

It was the first time I had heard these words, and I was stunned for a while. "Teacher's nephew. You go on! ”

The old monk nodded, "Although the burial method has many advantages, there are also many disadvantages!" For example, if the body is buried on a fireground. It is bound to be a big murderer, and when it is unearthed on the night of thunder and lightning, it will inevitably incarnate as a jumping corpse! ”

"Also, Chongyang. You may not know it, but the land under our feet is also transported! There is no good or bad luck in the earth, only to say, yes can change the feng shui! Hundreds of years old tombs, if in the intersection of the earth's fortunes, sent out a transformation. That's bound to go wrong! ”

"So zombies have always existed?" Da Chun looked at the old monk with wide eyes and asked.

"Not bad! However, according to the record in "Strange Spirits", zombies are also classified. These zombies formed through feng shui are actually not so terrifying, they can be burned to death with fire! But if the descendants of the generals zombies. That's incredible! ”

"Then why haven't we ever met?" Da Chun couldn't help but ask.

The old monk nodded, picked up a piece of chicken kidney, and ate it by himself, and then slowly said: "Let me tell you this, there have been fewer zombies in the past seventy or eighty years. There are three reasons for this: the first is that burials have been massively reduced, and cremation is now popular. The second is that even if the people who are buried now are rich and noble, they have almost no funeral goods, and there are no funeral goods. There are no tomb robbers, and the tomb will not be opened, and even if there is a corpse change, it can become the sun, moon and stars. Third, modern society is developing rapidly. All kinds of lights, noises, is a typical excessive yang energy, forming the yin energy of zombies is suppressed! ”

We watched the old monk talk in an orderly manner, and for a while we were a little stupid.

He's already finished, and I haven't even reacted yet.

"Teacher's nephew...... So you say, we met the walking corpse? So where did this walking corpse come from! I then asked.

"That's the problem!" The old monk nodded and said to me, and after saying that, he ate another chicken kidney. "Eat, you eat too, let's not just talk and not talk!"

Listening to the old monk say this, I didn't have any appetite. The mind is full of scary images of zombies.

Da Chun was not polite, picked up the chopsticks and ate them in a big gulp.

"Uncle Xiao, it seems that there is almost something!" The old monk smiled maliciously.

"Something short? Almost what? I asked.

"It doesn't seem like a good thing to say that there is no wine!"

When I heard the old monk say this, I was stunned for a moment. Then he scolded:

"You're really a wine and meat monk!"

I immediately called for a bottle of wine, then took the glass, and I poured a glass of wine.

"Teacher nephew, I didn't expect you to know so much. I'll really underestimate you in the future! ”

This sentence is my truth, I used to think that the old monk An Hao was a liar accounted for half of it, and his ability only accounted for a small half.

"Uncle Xiao, all I know is some fur, you should ask Uncle Shi more, his old man knows more!"

"You say Zhang Jiuxuan? Do you know better? But he never seemed to have told me! I asked, confused.

The old monk looked at it and smiled, then took a sip of wine, "That's because Uncle Shi can see it, and you will know sooner or later!" ”

I think the old monk's smile is quite meaningful, but he doesn't plan to say it, so I won't ask.

"Teacher nephew, what do you mean when you say that their lives are in your hands?" I then asked.

"You said Baiyun old guys, they?"

"Yes!"

"Humph!" As soon as the old monk heard them, he immediately leaked a trace of disdain: "You know. All they encountered was a walking corpse, but they couldn't even beat the walking corpse, and the old guy Baiyun was scratched by the walking corpse, and I didn't save him. He's going to die! So, he's begging me to come! ”

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