969 Fruit leaves
When Zhang Lin was still in the underworld and did not come up, it arrived on May 13, and there was a light rain on that day, and after noon, the rain became heavier and heavier.
Xu Laosan called the few people who carried the sedan chair over because he wanted to welcome the arrival of Master Guan's clone.
I, Lao Bai, Xu Da stunned, Sima Xiaowu, the four of us carried the dragon sedan chair, swaying back and forth in the courtyard of the Guandi Temple, Xu Laosan followed beside him, chanting incantations in his mouth.
In the evening, a lightning bolt struck, shining brightly on the gloomy sky, and a few of us carried the sedan chair, and we felt that the sedan chair was a little heavier.
I hurriedly gave Xu Laosan a look.
Xu Laosan lifted the sedan curtain, immediately put it down again, and then knelt in the rain and kowtowed to the sedan chair a few times.
Someone in the dragon sedan chair snorted, and Xu Laosan beckoned us and carried the sedan chair into the side hall.
Strange to say, when the dragon sedan chair entered the side hall, I found that there was not a drop of rain left on it, and the fabric was very dry.
After putting the dragon sedan chair, everyone lined up to take a bath in the East Cross Courtyard and put on new clothes.
After that, Xu Laosan invited us to a meal again, he took out a good wine, and said that he was going to go out, and now that Master Guan has returned, he can go out with confidence.
I know in my heart that Xu Laosan still has to go to Yuan Feifei.
I said at the time, the third grandfather, the little aunt's training is only half a month, and she will be back soon, you are gone, what if something happens to her, it is her promotion.
Xu Laosan waved his hand and said that this is naturally related to the paving of the old man, and I don't need to ask more.
Xu Laosan did what he said, and the next day he called Dawu again, brought enough cash, and drove the Maybach and left.
Dawu's departure made Jiani inevitably complain, and the two who were originally like glue were broken up by Xu Laosan.
A few days later, Zhang Lin hadn't come back yet, and I was very bored, so I went to the county seat and called Boss Lu, Li Biao, Yang Junfeng, and Sima Xiaowu together to catch up on the old days.
Everyone drank happily, and when they finally dispersed, Sima Xiaowu felt that he was not too enjoyable, so he had to go to the food stall with me to have another drink.
"What about Yu Xin? Don't take care of it? I asked him.
"Oh, by the way, there is something I forgot to tell you, Mr. Tian's mother, who came to us yesterday and took Yu Xin away, said that she would take Yu Xin to play for two days, and I couldn't refuse, so I let her follow."
Listening to Sima Xiaowu say this, I understood, Tian Tian's mother and Chu Zhongtian were embarrassed to ask me how Tian Tian was doing recently, and they picked up Yu Xin this time to inquire about Tian Tian's life.
I was thinking about it, Sima Xiaowu asked the taxi driver to stop.
When I got off the bus, there was a night market food stall, and Sima Xiaowu and I sat down in front of a barbecue stall again.
Before the two bottles of beer were finished, Sima Xiaowu received a call from Dapeng.
"Master, something is wrong! I was shopping with my girlfriend, and my little brother called, saying that the big coffin in our coffin shop suddenly shook, and it seemed that a powerful zombie suddenly came inside, and I was afraid that something would happen to them, so I asked them to quit the coffin shop, and I was on my way over, Master, you should hurry up. ”
Hearing this, Sima Xiaowu's wine woke up at that time, and he dragged me to the coffin shop.
This night market food stall is not very far from the coffin shop, and you will have to wait if you take a taxi, so walking is currently the fastest way to get there.
As we said earlier, Sima Xiaowu's signature coffin is made of authentic golden silk nanmu, and the workmanship is made by the old-timers of his master, a few masters and apprentices, and it took a year to build.
Speaking of which, not long after the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the Central Plains, a Manchu prince ordered a lot of money.
At that time, the money was paid off, but it was not taken away.
This kind of coffin, which originally had a master but was later abandoned, hides a deep resentment inside, and if someone puts the body in, it is easy for the corpse to change.
But this is all the big coffin, before the carving of Kowloon.
Now that the big coffin has been transformed, Tian Tian can be sent back to Paohuling, so it stands to reason that even if someone stuffs the corpse into it, there will be no corpse change.
Now that this happened suddenly, Sima Xiaowu also felt incredible, he was worried that there was a ghost king corpse tyrant, something that was not easy to deal with entered the coffin, and told me on the way that if things were not good, the coffin should not be saved, just set fire and burn the coffin shop.
I shook my head and said don't be so pessimistic, maybe there's only one mouse in there.
"I hope so." Sima Xiaowu said.
As a result, when I arrived at the coffin shop, through the closed door, I heard a lot of movement inside, and the sound of gurgling was the sound of the big coffin, swaying from side to side, and hitting the ground.
Several of Sima Xiaowu's apprentices, under the leadership of Dapeng, were holding guys in their hands and staring at the door nervously.
Seeing that the neighbors on the left and right came out, Sima Xiaowu hurriedly said put the guys down, don't scare the villagers!
"Master, put down the guy, what if the things inside come out, that will not only scare the villagers, but also hurt them." Dapeng said.
"Isn't there me and your Uncle Huangshan here, open the door and let the two of us in."
After Sima Xiaowu finished speaking, he pointed to the door.
Dapeng did not dare to disobey the order of the master, so he had to open the door.
Sima Xiaowu rushed in first, and I followed suit.
Sima Xiaowu looked at the coffin, ran back and closed the door, and said to Dapeng outside the door, if you hear that the situation inside is wrong, you will directly set fire to the coffin shop and burn it.
"If I set the fire, what will you do with Uncle Huang, Master?" Dapeng is quite filial.
"You can't burn us both." After Sima Xiaowu finished speaking, he plugged in the door.
I smiled and said that I really need to set fires, I don't need them, I can set fires, but I'm afraid that if you burn down the coffin, you'll have to go out to ask for food.
Sima Xiaowu said that this is all over, don't joke, brother, I don't know the bottom of my heart now.
I smiled and said that I have encountered the ghost king, and in the end it has not been settled, you can rest assured, the big thing, my brother, the mountain god, will take it for you!
After I finished speaking, I took the initiative to walk to the big head of the coffin, and then beckoned to Sima Xiaowu.
"Come on, Brother Sima, lift the lid of the coffin, I want to see what kind of man-eating monster is inside."
Sima Xiaowu saw that the coffin was shaking violently, and he boldly opened the coffin lid with me.
As a result, as soon as we lifted the lid of the coffin, the coffin stopped shaking.
Throwing the lid aside, we both reached out to look inside the coffin.
There was nothing in it at all, an abomination-looking youkai, but a little Lori.
If Tian Tian is a swaying and fortunate little Lori, then this Lori is much more pure.
Tian Tian is a delicate double ponytail, this Lori is just two pigtails, and the immaturity on her face has not faded.
It turned out to be a little embarrassment demon that had been lost for a long time.
"What's going on?" Sima Xiaowu asked me puzzled.
If I had said before, this is your territory, your coffin, how do I know what is going on, but now that an acquaintance of mine has come, I can't say that.
Seeing that the little demon had her teeth closed tightly and her eyes hadn't opened, I asked Sima Xiaowu to test her pulse.
After Sima Xiaowu tried it, he said that he was very healthy, but he couldn't wake up, and he didn't know what was going on, and this seemed to be a little demon girl.
I nodded and said yes, it's a little demon girl.
"Do you know her, brother?" Sima Xiaowu asked me.
I nodded, and said that not only did I know, but I was also very familiar, she turned out to have two short arms, like a disabled person, or I straightened her.
I briefly told Sima Xiaowu about the origin of the little demon.
"Didn't Blind Liu say that my coffin could only be sent away to Tian Tian, and then he cut off contact with the fairy world you said, why did this little girl come over again?"
I smiled and said that you should let your apprentices not be nervous first, the villagers in the province are suspicious, and I will tell you when I come back, what is going on.
Sima Xiaowu hurriedly opened the door and let his apprentices disperse, go shopping when he should take his girlfriend shopping, go drinking when he should go drinking, don't stay at the door.
Dapeng asked him if he was really okay.
Sima Xiaowu said, look at me, it looks like I was covered by dirty things? It's really okay, it's all scattered, it's all scattered, I'm looking at the coffin shop tonight, don't worry about it.
When he made the arrangement, my thinking was cleared, and I probably understood the cause and effect.
When Sima Xiaowu came in again, I told him.
Last time, Tian Tian left half a vegetable leaf, I asked Sima Xiaowu to take it out, Sima Xiaowu had to stay in the coffin, dip it into the spirit of the kitchen god and Peng Zu, and the result was this vegetable leaf, which attracted the little demon.
According to what Tian Tian said, the little fox demon relied on the fact that he had a husband and wife with me, and he fought with Ji Caiyun hotly, suppressing the little demon everywhere, and the little demon was definitely not convinced, so after Tian Tian returned there, he still had half a vegetable leaf in his mouth, and the little demon took the vegetable leaf away.
The little demon just took the half of the vegetable leaf in his mouth, and then he came here by mistake.
When I was done, I walked over again and pinched the little demon's face.
I pressed her harder, and she opened her mouth.
Look at her mouth, it is the half of the vegetable leaf, and there are rice grains on it.
This is the evidence that proves my inference.
The crisis was resolved, Sima Xiaowu let out a sigh of relief, and he was about to take out the vegetable leaves from the little demon's mouth.
I was like, don't!
My voice was not small, and my voice was sudden, so frightened that Sima Xiaowu's outstretched hand retracted again.
I didn't let him take down the vegetable leaves, just because I was afraid that the little demon would wake up, so that this girl would haunt me.
I didn't explain to Sima Xiaowu, I turned the little demon over, let her lie in the coffin, and then covered the coffin lid again.
I want to send the little demon back!
As a result, I recited the mantra in the same way as before.
Originally, I thought that when the time passed, the little demon would go back, but when the time came, I opened the coffin lid again, and the little demon was still in it.
"Don't bother, there are no vegetable leaves this time, half of each side is the medium, this girl will definitely not be able to go back, if you want to go back, you have to wait until your three-year contract expires, and for more than a year, you will take her to play."
After Sima Xiaowu finished speaking, let me take the little demon out.
"Brother Sima, if she comes out, she will pester me, if this doesn't work, let her stay in the coffin, and when the three-year appointment arrives, I will take her out, and then send her directly to her father, so that she will pester me."
Sima Xiaowu said no, what if she has been in it for a long time and becomes a zombie!
"Besides, Yu Xin will come back in the next two days, and when she sees this beautiful little girl, she misunderstands me Jinwu Zangjiao, no, what should I do if it is a golden coffin? Hurry up and get it away, if you don't get it, I'll burn the coffin, believe it or not. ”
Sima Xiaowu didn't have the responsibility of a brother, so he forced me to take the little demon out.
I hugged the little demon, and said in my heart, don't wake up, Zhang Lin is coming, and when Zhang Lin sees it, I am entangled by an innocent Lori, and I don't misunderstand what I did.
Fortunately, the little fox demon didn't wake up, and he still looked sleepy.
In Sima Xiaowu's coffin shop, I sat until dawn with the little demon in my arms, and in the end I had no choice but to take her in a car and take her back to Guandi Temple.
As soon as I put the little demon on my bed, Lao Bai came.
"Oh, I said eldest nephew, where did you come from, robbing Mrs. Zhai, and robbing a little goblin?"