Chapter 332: Don't make Tang Seng stupid
Red Boy's cultivation is not low, although it is not as good as a monkey, but it is definitely not comparable to Lu Yu, who has just broken through to level 9. Therefore, as soon as the two started fighting, Lu Yu took Tang Seng to hide far away, so as not to be injured by mistake.
The monkey and the red boy are very lively in the sky, and the power of the samadhi true fire also makes Lu Yu breathtaking, at first, it seems that the red boy has the upper hand, but Lu Yu can see that this red boy has done his best and tried his best.
And the monkey, it's just that he has just begun to warm up, and when the monkey falls into the disadvantage again, he finally starts to get serious, and even so, he doesn't break out with all his strength, but it is enough to defeat the red boy.
Sure enough, after a few blows, the red boy was knocked down from the sky by the monkey and fell to the ground and did not move. As soon as the monkey wanted to step forward and end up with him, Tang Seng ran out again and made waves.
"Stop, hehehe, let me come, let me come." As he spoke, he took out the demon hunting equipment left by Miss Duan, arrested the red boy, and then gave it to the real person of Jiugong.
At this time, the real emperor was also rescued from the dungeon. He was very grateful to Lu Yu and the other four for getting rid of the monster and rescuing him, so he summoned three thousand beauties from his harem for Tang Seng to choose at will.
Although Tang Seng is a bit cheap and shameless, his feelings for Miss Duan are surprisingly deep, so he politely rejected the emperor's proposal, of course, this is also related to the appearance of those beauties.
Zhu Bajie is famous for his love for women, especially for heavy tastes, and now when he sees these strange women, his saliva can't be controlled, this is not a metaphor, it is really as unstoppable as flowing water.
"Are we those of us? Senior brother and I hate women the most, you have the ability to give it to me, see how I clean them up. ”
Although this thing is righteous and awe-inspiring, the saliva that seems to burst the embankment is really not convincing.
Lu Yu really couldn't look at it, so he stepped forward and pulled Zhu Bajie and pushed him out.
"Come on, come on, don't waste your saliva, Brother Monkey is almost dried up just now, it's really not good, you can go outside and water the flowers."
The real person of the Nine Palaces also persuaded: "Master, you can just take two and keep them by your side for later use." ”
The king nodded like garlic: "Yes, yes." ”
Zhu Bajie was excited, "Don't beep, I'll clean them up one by one now." ”
"Go and go, water the flowers well."
Tang Seng said with an embarrassed face: "If the emperor is bent on repaying you, then promise the poor monk a condition." ”
"What's the matter? You said. ”
"The poor monk hopes that the emperor can return the freedom of these female donors."
The emperor was immediately happy when he heard this, he wished that none of these people were left, and immediately announced excitedly: "That who, whoever is who, if any of you want to leave, you can rest assured to go, this king will not be investigated, and you have no jokes." ”
As soon as Jiugong Zhenren heard the emperor's decision, he quietly persuaded: "Your Majesty, is this decision ......?"
Before she could finish speaking, she was interrupted by the emperor: "There are three thousand beauties in the harem, they are ugly and can be eaten, and one person can eat a cow for breakfast, they are really about to be eaten bankrupt, get out!" ”
Tang Seng got the emperor's approval, and immediately ran to the harem beauties to announce the good news: "You go, from today onwards, you are free." In his mind, he had won freedom for these women, and they would be grateful even if they didn't cry, but the reality gave him a slap in the face.
An old lady who looked at least 60 years old on the surface sprayed at Tang Seng: "You are sick, you are doing a good job as an imperial concubine, why do you want to leave." ”
Nima, this aunt, no, it should be the grandmother, although she is disrespectful, but what she said is also very reasonable, in the palace, there are people to serve her, the status is so expensive, and the benefits are endless. Why do you want to go, on the other hand, with their appearance and this amount of food, they must not starve to death when they go out?
An aunt of 300 pounds pointed at Tang Seng with her rolling pin-like fingers and scolded: "Dead bald donkey, get out, you count the green onion?" ”
This aunt's words seemed to have turned on the button of the group spray mode, and the strange-looking princesses pointed at Tang Seng and sprayed, and the emotional ones tore Tang Seng apart just by looking at it.
It's no wonder that people are so excited, the good princess is happy, every day with fine clothes and fine food, but this product has to be eaten by them, and cutting off people's wealth is like killing their parents, can they not be excited.
"Are we such vain women? We are in love for it. ”
"Drive away Tang Seng and defend love!"
"Drive away Tang Seng and defend love!"
The slogans of the "......" group of strange princesses shouted loudly, just like a demonstration.
"Your Majesty, you see how much they love you."
The emperor was moved by this love and was about to cry, shedding tears: "Okay, okay, don't let you go!" ”
As soon as the emperor's words fell, the voice of the demonstration gradually disappeared, and the emperor leaned on his dragon chair and said sadly: "I really want to die." ”
"Alright, alright, let's accept reality." Jiugong Zhenren comforted on the side.
The emperor slowly slowed down, all these years have passed, and he is used to it.
"Huh? That, that. The emperor suddenly pointed to the crowd and said suddenly
Everyone was confused, "Me? ”
"No, the one in black, yes, it's you, you look like you, why haven't I seen you before?"
Lu Yu raised his eyes and looked, hehe, there is such a flower hidden in a bunch of dog's tail grass, this girl looks good.
"This is a new palace maid, who used to be a singer."
The emperor nodded and asked, "Then what's your name?" ”
The woman in black stepped forward and saluted slightly: "The slave's name is Xiaoshan." "The voice is soft and pleasant, and it is eloquent.
The emperor nodded and ordered, "Since she is a singer, then dance a song for me to see, and let the masters practice." ”
Xiao Shan gave a deep salute and said softly: "Yes." ”
After a while, the court musicians arrived, the music sounded, and the palace maid began to dance, Lu Yu had no interest in these classical dances, and felt that the dancing was okay, mainly because the people were good-looking, and they looked good no matter how they danced.
However, when he turned his head to look at Tang Seng, he found that this guy's eyes were a little straight, and his eyes were wandering, as if he remembered someone, Lu Yu thought about it a little, and knew that this guy might have seen this woman dancing, so he remembered that Miss Duan again.
However, this little good dances and dances, why does his eyes always look at Tang Seng as if he is discharged? If it goes on like this, won't you make him stupid? Lu Yu looked at that little goodness, and then at Tang Seng, feeling that something was about to happen.