The female ghost felt the fierce aura coming from the sword, and she didn't dare to be careless, so she hurriedly turned sideways to avoid the peachwood sword.

"Stinky boy! Why do you want to spoil my good deeds! The female ghost looked at Lin Wei and said coldly.

"People are humane, ghosts have ghost paths, you don't go to the underworld to reincarnate, but stay in the world to harm people, today I will do the right thing for heaven!" Lin Wei shouted, and stabbed with his sword.

"Just your cultivation is still a learning person to catch ghosts!" The female ghost sneered and pounced on Lin Wei.

It's just that she underestimated Lin Wei's ability, and she didn't hit a few times, but she was stabbed in the left chest by Lin Wei with a sword.

Poof, the female ghost snorted, and the towering left chest seemed to be a deflated ball, and it deflated in an instant!

This time, Lin Wei and Zhang Dabang were dumbfounded.

Could it be that this wave is a balloon? Break with a single stab?

"You rascal! The old lady fought with you! The female ghost saw that her left chest was deflated, and she was immediately annoyed, she pressed her right chest and rubbed it hard, the huge crest instantly became much smaller, and at the same time, the concave left breast bulged a part, so that the two sides were balanced again, but it was one size smaller than the original, and the chest instantly changed from E to C.

This change made Lin Wei and Zhang Dabang dumbfounded again, could it be that the ubiquitous breast augmentation technique has taken over the position of the underworld and has become popular in the underworld? Otherwise, how can this breast be changed in size?

"Stinky rascal, I'm going to kill you!" Seeing that her originally towering mountain peak had shrunk by half, the female ghost looked at Lin Wei with resentment, screamed and pounced, but the power of the attack was reduced a lot.

What's the matter, I'm a hooligan again? Lin Wei was a little speechless, it seems that whether it is a woman or a female ghost, this chest is a forbidden place for them.

At this time, Zhang Dabang mallet had already recovered from his fright, and he couldn't escape, so he simply sat at the door, watching Lin Wei fight with the female ghost, and saw that the female ghost's breasts had become smaller, and immediately laughed, "Stab her chest again!" Let's see if she'll get smaller! Tell her to come out and hurt people! ”

Zhang Dabanggale watched and shouted loudly.

"Dead mallet, I'm going to cut you with a thousand knives later!" The female ghost gritted her teeth, she wanted to rush over and slap Zhang Dabawan to death, but she was entangled by Lin Wei and couldn't free her hand.

"You ugly monster with a face full of maggots, an ugly ghost who crawled out of the dung pit, you don't stay in the Yama Palace, serve your Lord Yama, what are you doing here! Lin Wei ruined her appearance. No, her appearance doesn't have to be ruined anymore, pierce her Mimi, and let her hurt people again! You look so ugly, and you still come out yue-pao, I think you are alive and no one wants you, and there is no ghost kiss when you die! That's why I came out to harm the lord! Although Zhang Dabang didn't dare to step forward, his mouth was not forgiving at all, and he scolded the female ghost.

It is not necessarily the sword that kills, and sometimes the poisonous tongue can also kill.

Zhang Dabang's words seemed to poke the female ghost's sore spot, and the female ghost screamed, regardless of Lin Wei's attack, and rushed directly towards Zhang Dabang, "I'll kill you first, a pervert!" ”

It's just that as soon as she turned around, she was unexpectedly stabbed in the left chest by Lin Wei's sword.

The female ghost snorted again, poofed, and her left chest quickly deflated again.

The female ghost rubbed her right chest again, and the two sides balanced again, but the two balls on her chest changed from C to A again.

In this way, it was repeated several times, until the female ghost rubbed it and found that she could no longer rub the ball, so she looked at her flat and smooth airfield in a daze.

"Haha, now, you dead ghost doesn't even have a chest! Look how you still come out to harm people! Zhang Dabang looked at the female ghost like an airport and laughed.

The female ghost was stunned for a long time before her body shook, and suddenly she screamed, "You rascal! Why the old attackers here! I'm not done with you! ”

After speaking, he stomped his feet, covered his chest with both hands, and actually drilled into the wall in shame and disappeared.

What's going on? Lin Wei and Zhang Dabang looked at the wall where the female ghost disappeared and were dumbfounded, and ran away like this?

Lin Wei ran out of the classroom, trying to find the female ghost, but he couldn't find it anymore.

"Hey! Listen to me, I don't care what you are, if you come out to harm people again, I will definitely beat you to ashes! Unable to find the female ghost, Lin Wei could only shout into the air to warn the female ghost.

"What are you arguing about!" A bright light shone through the first floor.

Lin Wei and Zhang Dabang reached out and used their arms to block the bright light.

"It turns out that it's the two of you, who don't go home in the middle of the night, what are you doing here!" The doorman, Old Man Li, recognized the school's notorious Lin Wei and his nemesis Zhang Daba, shook his flashlight and said loudly.

"Oh, oh, we lost our review materials in the classroom, and we came to get them." Lin Wei waved his hand downstairs and pulled a big stick and went downstairs.

"Uncle Li, I'm sorry to disturb your sleep." Zhang Dabang also smiled and walked quickly to the school gate.

"Alas, what's wrong with this society? Men and men can be together. Old man Li's leisurely sigh came from behind, and at the end he shouted loudly: "Remember to wear a condom, be careful of AIDS!" ”

Lin Wei and Zhang Daba's mallet tilted at the same time, and one stumbled and almost fell.

……

On the roof of the teaching building of Fuling Middle School, a black shadow stood in the wind, he looked at the two figures in the dim light, and then looked up at the sky.

The black shadow stared at it for a long time, and finally, rubbed his sore eyes and wiped away two tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Nima, this haze is too serious, my eyes are sour, and I can't see the changes in the stars, alas, if you observe it for a while, he should have woken up."

After saying that, he jumped and disappeared into the night.

What the black shadow didn't know was that through the thick haze, a faint star flashed in the Big Dipper, and then disappeared into the darkness again.

……

"Nima, labor and management don't ask anyone anymore, the first time I made an appointment, I actually made an appointment with a female ghost!"

Zhang Dabang mallet vomited at the thought of the female ghost's face covered with maggots.

"You're going to be dating someone for the first time?" Lin Wei shook his head in disbelief.

"How not? I'm telling you, I'm still a virgin. Zhang Dabang snorted and said.

"Who believes?" Lin Wei smiled and glanced at a certain part of the big mallet.

"Of course, it doesn't count for him." Zhang Dabang mallet looked at his right hand, which was almost out of the calloon, and sighed.

Lin Wei laughed and put on the shoulder of the big mallet, "I didn't expect our big mallet brother to be so pure." ”

Zhang Dabang's old face flushed, and then he seemed to remember something, "I think that female ghost seems to like you." ”

Lin Wei suddenly felt a shock in his heart, felt a chill on the back of his neck, and looked at the dark and empty street behind him, "How is it possible?" Didn't you see her scolding me for being a hooligan? ”

Zhang Dabang smiled with a smile, "Maybe it's love when you fight, and love when you scold." Didn't you see her glaring at you resentfully as she ran away? That form is completely like an innocent little daughter-in-law, you, be careful that she comes to you at night. ”

Lin Wei shuddered, reached out and took out the peachwood sword and snorted coldly, "If she dares to come, I will let her be wiped out!" ”

Zhang Dabang looked at the peachwood sword in Lin Wei's hand in a daze, and then he remembered that Lin Wei didn't seem to have anything with him when he caught the female ghost, and took out the peachwood sword like a trick, "Where did you get this sword from?" ”

Zhang Dabang glanced at Lin Wei, and even wanted to pull his trouser belt to see if it was hidden in the crotch.

"Look at what! When we see it, we think we're really gay. Lin Wei hurriedly grabbed his trouser belt and took a few steps back.

Zhang Dabang looked at Lin Wei, raised his eyebrows, slapped an orchid finger in his hand, pinched his throat and said, "Thanks to the son, the slave family is willing to promise with his body." ”

Lin Weiju's door tightened.

Wow, retching.

Immediately, the two laughed.