Chapter 240: A Reason for Irony
An Sheng held the wooden stick and tiptoed closer.
Meng Jingxian suddenly exclaimed: "Xia Ansheng! ”
Xue Xiuliang was startled, and couldn't help but turn around, An Sheng's stick had already fallen, and it landed right on his head.
He didn't say a word, and fell limply.
An Sheng stepped forward to probe his nose, and he was still breathing.
She raised her face and scolded angrily: "You want to kill me, don't you?" Shut your mouth and no one will treat you like a dumb person. You suddenly come to such a throat, if he is on guard and misses with a stick, neither of us can escape! ”
Meng Jingxian took the lead, muttered a few words, did not speak, but cried out with a "wow".
"You watched the joke, and you're proud again, aren't you? Yelling and reprimanding me. ”
"I don't train you to train anyone, he is chirping like a magpie, and he has a pig's brain. Send it to the door yourself to let the family bully, you deserve it! An Sheng angrily kicked Xue Xiuliang on the ground: "What else is there to discuss with this kind of scum?" ”
Meng Jingxian remembered the handle she had fallen on him, and she couldn't help but feel sad. I can't hold it anymore: "What you said is light, if it weren't for the fact that there was no way, who would be coerced by him?" ”
"You're not afraid of death, but you're still afraid of him?"
Meng Jingxian raised her head in astonishment and blurted out, "How do you know?" ”
An Sheng said angrily: "If it's not for the fear that you won't be able to open it, who will follow you when you're idle?" I really can't figure it out, is that reputation so important? ”
Meng Jingxian immediately sneered: "A tree lives a skin, a person lives a face, if the reputation of innocence is ruined, what face does it have?" ”
An Sheng looked at her left and right, and then smiled grimly: "Then I have your handle now, do you have to listen to me obediently in the future?" ”
"Dreaming!" Meng Jingxian retorted stiffly.
An Sheng clapped his hands: "Then I don't care, I'll go." ”
Meng Jingxian grabbed her and pointed at Xue Xiuliang, who was unconscious on the ground: "What should I do if you leave?" ”
"Aren't you quite capable?" An Sheng pouted at Nunu on the ground: "Your knife is still there, once you go in, won't it be over?" ”
Meng Jingxian's anger subsided at this time, and she was a little timid: "Isn't that murder?" I can't do it. ”
"Then pat your ass and leave." An Zhi said as a matter of course: "I can't do it for you, right?" ”
"But what if he wakes up and becomes angry and preaches the story?" Meng Jingxian said anxiously.
An Sheng asked suspiciously, "What is the matter?" Make you so jealous of him? ”
Meng Jingxian hesitated for a moment, and finally made up her mind: "Anyway, Shicai has also been listened to by you, and I am not afraid to tell you." I have a crush I like, and he knows about it. ”
An Sheng blinked in surprise: "That's it?" ”
Meng Jingxian lowered her head, very embarrassed: "No." Yes, I often secretly watched him at the gate of their academy. Once, I happened to meet him drunk and staggered home by himself. Suddenly he lost his feet and fell to the ground. I couldn't help but go and help him, who knew he ......"
Speaking of this, Meng Jingxian felt that it was difficult to speak anymore, and paused for the second half of the sentence.
"He rejected you?" An Sheng guessed.
"It's not."
"Thin you?"
Meng Jingxian hesitated: "As soon as he hugged me, he began to talk nonsense, and then, also, kissed me." ”
"And then?" An Sheng listened with relish.
"Then, naturally, I pushed him away and fled in a panic."
"And then?"
"What's more? Then, I was blocked by this scoundrel, who actually knew my identity, and used this to blackmail me with a thousand taels of silver, otherwise he would publicize the matter. I was very afraid, so I obediently gave him the money. Who knows, he was insatiable, and a few days later, he came to me again and blackmailed me again for two thousand taels. ”
An Sheng couldn't help but pout: "You are really rich." ”
Meng Jingxian ignored her teasing and said in a low voice: "I didn't make up that much this time, I only barely scraped together enough for a thousand taels." Then he talked nonsense, saying that as long as I accompanied him once, he would write it off, and he would never come to pester me again. ”
An Sheng snorted coldly: "Can this beast believe what he says?" If you do submit to him, that's the beginning of the nightmare. ”
"Naturally, I won't make the mistake of doing this kind of thing. But there was no one to discuss, and there was nothing to do. As soon as I thought that if he was annoyed and angry, and preached everywhere, the Meng family felt that life was worse than death because of my shame.
In addition, I have liked the man for many days, but I didn't expect that I was still a disciple, and I said those disgusting words to a woman I didn't know, and I instantly felt like a dead heart.
I want to die, but if I commit suicide for no reason, it will definitely be suspicious, and I may not be able to spread any unpleasant words. It happened that day that I saw someone selling puffer fish in the market, and I remembered that puffer fish is highly poisonous, so I hesitated for a while, so I simply bought one and went home, and I dismissed everyone, and cooked and ate it in the house, wanting to pretend that I had died by accident.
It's a pity that God didn't fulfill people's wishes, and I was rescued by you again. Thinking left and right, I'm not afraid of death anyway, what else is there to be afraid of? Resolutely can't let this scumbag be complacent, it's better to end up! So today I came with a knife and came to him to settle accounts. ”
Meng Jingxian finished speaking, breathed a long sigh of relief, and instantly felt that the whole person was much more relaxed.
An Sheng was dumbfounded when he heard it, and it took him a while to react, and he gave her a thumbs up: "You are so powerful." ”
Meng Jingxian only thought that An Sheng was admiring her courage and pouted: "I was really forced to be anxious and desperate." ”
An Sheng rolled his eyes helplessly: "Miss Meng, I'm not praising you, I'm admiring you, such a trivial matter, it's not that you killed people and set fires, and did heinous things, he just said it if he wanted to, and you were still held in the palm of his hand again and again?" ”
Meng Jingxian was ashamed and annoyed, her eyes red: "I have been hugged and hugged by him, kissed and kissed, I already have a skin-to-skin kiss, and the innocence of the woman's family is gone, you still say it so lightly?!" ”
An Sheng was even more dumbfounded when he heard it, and only felt shocked: "Miss, don't you think that this man and woman's kiss and hug, that's it, that has the reality of husband and wife, you have to get married, right?" ”
Meng Jingxian blinked suspiciously: "Naturally, there are clouds in the Analects: everywhere inside and outside, men and women are different, they don't peep outside the wall, and they don't go out of the court." If you go out, you must hide your face, you must hide your face, men are not dependents, and they don't know each other's names.
It is also recorded in "The Biography of the Daughters" that the Chai family was despised by the bandits, but wherever it was touched by the bandits, he had to bite off the flesh to show his chastity. What's more, he has already kissed me, isn't that the reality of husband and wife, skin to skin? ”
Her pedantic preaching, An Sheng immediately understood.
The Meng family pays attention to etiquette, and Mrs. Meng is also very strict with the discipline of Meng Jinglun's brothers and sisters, and even the people in the house are also "don't look at incivility, don't say anything incivility", so Meng Jingxian only remembered the preaching in the book, if a woman's body is touched by a man, it is already ruined and heinous.
She was too well protected by Mrs. Meng, Rao is already at the age of the beginning of love, and she has a good impression of men, but she doesn't understand the affairs of men and women.
It's not like her Xia Ansheng, she is also a young lady, and she has also visited the Qinglou, and even the jade pomegranate of the demonstrator has been touched, so she is naturally more enlightened than her. And those mothers-in-law in the house are chatting together, what kind of meat talk is not?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but let out a "bah" and leaned back with laughter: "It's really a nerd." ”
Meng Jingxian was said inexplicably: "What's so funny?" ”
Xia Ansheng beckoned to her, lowered his voice and whispered: "You are indeed violating the etiquette law, and it is not good to spread it, but this kissing and touching the hands is not the reality of husband and wife, and the two of them have to perform the courtesy of Zhou Gong to be considered it." ”
"What is the gift of Zhou Gong?"
An Sheng himself didn't understand, and he couldn't speak: "When you get married, let your husband teach you to go, and ask me what to do without shame?" ”
Meng Jingxian was teased by her, but she was a little happy, and asked writhingly: "You mean to say that my innocence has not been ruined?" ”
An Sheng glared at her angrily: "It's stupid to smoke." ”
Meng Jingxian really let go of the burden in her heart, and grabbed An Sheng's arm as soon as she grabbed it: "But it scares me to death, I almost hate him to death these days." ”
An Sheng snorted lightly: "Since it's okay, let's go, is it possible to stay here and wait for him to wake up?" ”
Meng Jingxian said "um", and then still didn't move.
"What's wrong?"
"If he wakes up, will he be angry and talk nonsense?"
An Sheng looked at Xue Xiuliang on the ground, thought for a while, took out a few pills from his waist, bent down, broke his mouth, and fed him.
"What did you give him food?" Meng Jingxian couldn't help but ask.
"Jelly beans." An Sheng clapped his hands triumphantly.
"Why do you give him candy back? I hated beating him up to get rid of my anger.
An Sheng smiled: "This jelly bean is not ordinary, this is the Soul Forgetting Pill that I researched with my own hands, one grain can make people in a trance, so many grains are enough to make him lose three souls and seven souls." ”
"So amazing?" Meng Jingxian looked at her suspiciously: "You have just studied for a few days, and you have such a ability?" ”
An Sheng snorted lightly: "It's not too old to be ambitious, I'm talented." ”
The two of them quarreled and turned around. Out of the courtyard, you come and go, and you are still arguing, but the relationship is much more harmonious.
As soon as he turned onto the street, he saw Guan Hetian and An Ran anxiously looking around for the two of them.
Meng Jingxian finally lowered her figure and said softly: "No one is allowed to say anything about today, not even my sister-in-law." ”
An Sheng took the opportunity to rip off the bamboo: "Then you owe me a favor." ”
Meng Jingxian had to give in: "If you owe, you owe." ”