225. Is it a man who can know it when he tries it
The two chatted about the company again, Brother Long's opinion of Xu Xiaoxiao was changing little by little, and finally looked at Xu Xiaoxiao's eyes, which were indescribable, where did this product come from?
There is an urge to dig out her head to take a look, I feel like she is very powerful, as if I have seen a film and television company, and I have the urge to worship, which will completely lose my tangled heart, but I am very excited.
As he spoke, it was time for lunch, and during the meal, Brother Long kept asking Xu Xiaoxiao about the film and television company, and Xu Xiaoxiao was also very patient to answer them one by one.
When Xu Xiaoxiao was full, she kindly reminded Brother Long, you have lunch first, we will talk later, Brother Long was a little embarrassed, and felt that he was too excited, so he nodded quickly.
This stop, Brother Long really felt a little hungry, Xu Xiaoxiao felt that it would be rude to watch Brother Long eat like this, and then she was very considerate to chat with Brother Long.
Xu Xiaoxiao is not as boring as Brother Long, and she also talks about work during meal time, she prefers to talk about some indescribable things.
A hint of banter flashed in Xu Xiaoxiao's eyes, and she said seriously: "Brother Long, I heard a very interesting thing, I heard that it is to test whether a man is a real man, do you want to try it?" ”
If he didn't try, it was a confession, and he didn't see Xu Xiaoxiao's playful eyes at all, so he naturally had no scruples.
"This test is very simple, when I say the test question, the person being tested can't stop what they are doing, no matter what you are doing, you can't, otherwise you will fail the test."
Brother Long couldn't help but complain in his heart at the beginning, this test question is too simple, it is simply an insult to his IQ, but then he thinks that Xu Xiaoxiao is not such a boring person, there must be others in it.
Just as he was thinking about it, Xu Xiaoxiao spoke, "Brother Long, you won't dare, right?" ”
Brother Long raised his head and saw Xu Xiaoxiao's provocative appearance, with a smile on his face, if he shook his head, he would probably be laughed at for a lifetime, and he would let go as soon as he gritted his teeth, "Who is afraid of who is the grandson." ”
Anyway, he is eating now, and there is no danger.
Xu Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and chuckled, her eyebrows were infinitely gorgeous, "Then Brother Long, you have to listen well." ”
"Once upon a time, there were three brothers, one named Da Ming, one called Xiao Ming, and one called Xiao Xiao Ming, and the three of them were fighting one day about who was the real man, and they all thought that they were the real men, and then they made a bet."
"Put a bucket full of unknown liquid next to it, take turns to drink the contents of the bucket, see who can hold out to the end, and whoever doesn't swallow it, or spits it out, loses."
Seeing the smile in Xu Xiaoxiao's eyes becoming more and more obvious, Brother Long felt as if he had fallen into the pit dug by Xu Xiaoxiao, and his heart was worried.
He touched the sweat on his head, and said very worriedly: "Weakly ask, what did the unknown liquid in that bucket come from?" ”
In fact, Brother Long was already mentally prepared, thinking that it was urine, but he underestimated Xu Xiaoxiao, and it was absolutely impossible to guess Xu Xiaoxiao's thoughts with normal thinking.
So much so that for a long time, Brother Long didn't dare to eat with Xu Xiaoxiao.
(Don't look at it when you're eating, don't look at it when you're eating, don't look at it when you're eating, and say something important three times, I'm not going to be responsible.) )
Xu Xiaoxiao blinked mischievously and asked, "Guess?" ”
"Is it urine?" Brother Long asked.
"It's snot."
Brother Long happened to have a fish belly in his mouth, and before he could put it in his mouth, he heard Xu Xiaoxiao's words, which would really look more and more like snot, and he silently wanted to put the fish belly on the table.
I heard Xu Xiaoxiao's smug voice coming over, "Don't stop!" You said, who is afraid of who is the grandson! ”
Brother Long put the fish's belly into his mouth very neatly, and swallowed it directly after enduring the nausea, not daring to bite it at all.
You think that's the end of it? How could it be that Xu Xiaoxiao raised her chin slightly, signaling Brother Long to continue eating, and then she continued.
Xiao Xiaoming was the first to start, he endured nausea and took a sip of the snot in the bucket, in order to show that he was a real man, he also enjoyed it very much. You don't know that the corners of his mouth are still stained with snot! ”
Brother Long didn't know if Xu Xiaoxiao was disgusting now, anyway, he was sick to his stomach, Brother Long thought that in fact, the two of them knew this, as if admitting it in front of her was not so unacceptable.
"Xiao Ming is the second, his younger brother drank it so refreshingly, he naturally couldn't admit defeat, he also took a sip, and learned from Xiao Ming to enjoy it very much, and didn't forget to say that it tastes good."
I don't know how much effort it took him to resist the urge to throw the bowl at Xu Xiaoxiao, if the person who spoke was not Xu Xiaoxiao. Without hesitation, he threw the bowl at the man along with the table.
Saying this during a meal is simply mad!
"The last one is Da Ming, when he watched his two younger brothers drink, he was already very sick to his stomach, in order to fight for a breath, he endured it desperately, and picked up the bucket with his eyes closed, and the eldest brother turned out to be the eldest brother, he was very heroic, and drank all the snot of a bucket."
"It's really domineering! The two younger brothers thought of the little bite they had just taken, and felt that their eldest brother was really too heroic. When Daming finished drinking, the two younger brothers said that their eldest brother was a real man, and drank a bucket of snot without hesitation. ”
Brother Long finally breathed a sigh of relief, and finally finished speaking, and he had to admire his endurance after passing perfectly. He was going to put down his chopsticks and go to the toilet to vomit.
Xu Xiaoxiao opened her mouth to stop him, "Brother Long, do you want to admit defeat?" I'm not done yet. ”
The smile on Brother Long's face froze in place, "Didn't the three brothers finish drinking?" Do you still say they drank it again? ”
Xu Xiaoxiao stretched out a finger in front of her eyes, shook it from side to side twice, and smiled incomprehensibly, "No, no, there's just a little more, do you know what Da Ming said when he heard his two younger brothers say that he was a real man?" ”
"He said, fart, you think I want to drink so much! I kept biting, and then he had to drink a bucket of snot. ”
Brother Long, who had already reached the limit, was directly destroyed by this last sentence, his face changed greatly, he put down his chopsticks and ran outside, Ah Jiu, who had been outside, looked at Brother Long's appearance, as if he had seen something terrifying.
Seeing Xu Xiaoxiao walking out with a smile, he went up and asked, "Xiaoxiao, what are you doing here?" What did you do to him? ”