Chapter 65: Who Wins and Who Loses?
Flushing the little ghost into the septic tank, Lin Wei was in a very good mood, whistling and soaking in urine.
"Happy, comfortable!" After Lin Wei finished peeing, he was full of wit, and let out a long sigh of relief.
Outside the cubicle, next to the urinal, Li Guojin, a chemistry teacher with a half-bald head, looked at Lin Wei stunned with his pants up, his eyes full of doubts and surprise.
"I, I'm going to take the test!" Lin Wei smiled awkwardly and quickly ran back to the examination room.
Li Zhe saw Lin Wei come in, and when he saw him smiling, he smiled coldly, "So happy, is the fragrant smell of the toilet particularly refreshing?" ”
"That's it." Lin Wei smiled, "The place of the reincarnation of the five grains, the place where the turbidity is drained and the dirt is cleaned, after the release, the whole body is accessible, the seven orifices are opened, and the topic is also clear, and the body and mind are happy, I advise you to also go to the reincarnation of the five grains to relax, don't let that stomach of waste go up, block your brain gutter, affect your thinking, it is not easy to do." ”
Lin Wei shook his head like a master, causing the students to laugh, which made the serious atmosphere in the examination room suddenly relax a lot, and even Qu Jing secretly laughed.
Li Zhe couldn't hear that Lin Wei was scolding himself for, he snorted coldly and sneered, "Don't pretend to be stupid here, when your results come out, you will cry!" ”
Lin Wei shrugged casually.
"Don't make any noise, do you want to use this as a vegetable market? If you quarrel again, hand me in the roll and go out to argue! Chen Mei knocked on the desk, her face was serious, and the classroom suddenly fell silent again.
Lin Wei continued to write the test paper.
Li Zhe looked out the window anxiously while writing the test paper. The ghost baby has been out for seven or eight minutes, and she hasn't come back yet, can't those people outside the field do the question?
secretly made a few seals, and kept reciting the mantra one by one with his lips, trying to summon the ghost baby back, but there was no movement at all.
Li Zhe was shocked and found that he had lost contact with the ghost baby.
I pinched a few more seals and recited a few formulas, but there was still no information about the ghost baby.
Seeing Li Zhe summoning the little ghost in the pinching seal, Lin Wei smiled secretly in his heart, and said to Li Zhe: "Don't you know how to write, why don't you go to the toilet to relax, maybe you can put away the garbage in your stomach, and when the brain circuit is opened, you will do it." ”
"Lin Wei, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will let you die without a place to be buried!" Li Zhe was annoyed in his heart, and he was naturally not polite to Lin Wei.
"Alas, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, forget it, I'm afraid of you, don't talk about it." Lin Wei shook his head, stopped talking, and lowered his head to write his test paper seriously.
The ghost baby disappeared, Li Zhe was upset, and the test paper naturally couldn't be written well, so he finally survived until the exam was almost over, only to see the ghost baby floating in with an embarrassed face.
As soon as the ghost baby came in, it carried a foul smell.
When the ghost baby saw Lin Wei, she immediately gritted her teeth and pounced viciously, "I'm going to kill you!" ”
Lin Wei smiled slightly, stood up, and shook the test paper, "Teacher, I'm done." As he spoke, his right hand unknowingly hit a vajra seal, and the moment he shook the test paper, the vajra seal loosened forward and hit the ghost baby's forehead.
The ghost baby's forehead suddenly burned like fire, and she fell to the ground with a scream.
Seeing the ghost baby knocked to the ground, Li Zhe stood up.
"Li Zhe, are you done too? That's just right, hand in the test papers together. Lin Wei looked at Li Zhe harmlessly and smiled.
"Yes, Lin Wei, Li Zhe, are you all done? When you're done, hand in the test papers. Chen Mei knocked on the podium.
Li Zhe's face was so angry that he couldn't see the ghost baby, if he taught Lin Wei a lesson like this, then he would be said by the school that he was innocent and hurt his classmates, and Qu Jing would say that he was unreasonable and affected his image as a gentleman.
Li Zhe snorted, grabbed the test paper, walked to the podium angrily, and handed it to Chen Mei.
The account will be calculated with you! Li Zhe glared at Lin Wei viciously.
Lin Wei pretended not to see it, and walked out of the classroom as if nothing had happened.
Li Zhe also followed out of the classroom, and the ghost baby was also frightened by Lin Wei's blow, and no longer dared to go to Lin Wei to fight hard, but honestly lay on Li Zhe's back.
Walking through the crowd, Li Zhe found that the surrounding classmates involuntarily covered their noses and looked at him with a strange gaze, while a foul smell always lingered around him.
Frowning, I searched for a long time, only to find that the source of the stench was on me.
"What the hell is going on!" Li Zhe asked the ghost baby behind him viciously.
The ghost baby didn't dare to hide it, and honestly washed herself into the toilet septic tank by Lin Wei's seal, and after talking about it, Li Zhe was so angry that he threw the ghost baby to the ground with hatred, "Waste, you can't deal with a piece of garbage, what's the use of me raising you!" ”
The ghost baby trembled and begged for mercy, "The master is angry, the ghost baby will definitely find a way to get rid of that Lin Wei to vent her hatred." ”
"Get out!" Li Zhe was so angry that he snorted coldly, and the ghost baby hurriedly got up and ran away without a trace.
Without the help of the ghost baby, Li Zhe made a serious mistake in the first exam, and in the next exam, he took strict precautions against Lin Wei, almost following Lin Wei every step of the way, Lin Wei went to the toilet, and he also followed the toilet, so that Lin Wei had no chance to start.
Seeing that the two of them even went in and out of the toilet together, even the invigilator was a little dumbfounded, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in the two of their gourds.
Li Zhe followed up step by step, and Lin Wei couldn't deal with the ghost baby in public, so he could only watch him cheat.
The two-day exam ended soon, and as soon as the time for the list came, the students gathered around the list wall and waited for the news, everyone wanted to know if Lin Wei could break the spell this time, defeat Li Zhe, and become the only person in Lingchuan Middle School who won the first place in the past three years in addition to Li Zhe.
Everyone stretched their necks and waited for Mr. Zhao and Mr. Cao to finish posting the list, and suddenly there was a bang and the pot exploded! The first place is not Li Zhe, nor Lin Wei, but Tao Yiqian, the second thousand-year-old of Lingchuan Middle School.
Seeing that his name was on the first place, Tao Yiqian was stunned for a long time before laughing, "First, first, I finally got the first place in the school!" I finally got the first place in the school. I'm not the second millennium anymore! ”
Tao Yiqian laughed, his face flushed, and ran on the playground excitedly.
Lin Wei was a little speechless, and hurriedly stepped forward and patted him on the back of the head, knocking him unconscious, he knew that if he ran like this again, this Tao Yiqian would go crazy like Fan Jinzhongju.
The classmates were very surprised, this time Li Zhe fell to 13th for the first time, while Lin Wei was 9th, and Qu Jing was 4th.
Seeing that Lin Wei was ranked higher than Li Zhe, Zhang Dabang laughed: "Li Zhe, do you want to fulfill your promise and hand over a leg!" ”
Li Zhe didn't pay attention to Zhang Dabang, he glanced at Lin Wei fiercely, and walked out of the crowd angrily.
"Hey, that's it? The number one talent in our school also knows that talking doesn't count. Zhang Dabang stabbed him gloatingly, causing the surrounding classmates who supported Lin Wei to make a commotion.
The corners of Li Zhe's mouth twitched, he didn't say anything, and returned to the classroom with a gloomy face.