Chapter 34: I heard that you are constipated
Get! Am I shameless again? Obviously, she stopped me from getting on! "Lu Yuanyuan, are you sick? You stopped me from going to the bathroom? Who gave you a face to scold me? "My temper tantrum almost got started.
"Come and see, everyone! Shen Rusheng is going to beat someone again! Come and see! Lu Yuanyuan leaned at her waist and shouted like a shrew. But I just don't know why there is really a group of mentally handicapped people following her to block the toilet door.
This is obviously forcing me to be famous! I threw the broom that the cleaning aunt mopped the floor to their side, and the dirty water splashed everywhere, and a group of girls led by Lu Yuanyuan hurriedly avoided it.
"Shen Rusheng, are you insane?"
"That's it! It's not too dirty to find that broken mop, and it's still throwing it at us! It's excessive! ”
I sneered and watched them chatter, forgetting who started the trouble first. "Yo? Why am I insane? Didn't you block the door one by one and beg to be cleaned? I don't think the mop is as dirty as yours? ”
"Shen Rusheng, what do you mean?" A girl's temper came up all at once, and her fingers were about to scratch my face.
"If you like to block the door, you will be ashamed. I'm going to go! "'As soon as I became a class leader, I'll just take one step at a time.'" Lu Yuanyuan, today is to give you a face. Next time, if you're unreasonable, I'm not going to leave. ”
I washed off the dirty water that had been splashed on my body, and found that there seemed to be no one on the men's toilet. The women's toilet is all blocked by Lu Yuanyuan and them, otherwise I'll go to the men's toilet, right? I thought, my head has hooked in.
The men's toilet is large and tidy. But the urinals next to it were a bit dirty, and there were cigarette butts littered everywhere.
I hurried inside, and I was quick to get there. But I didn't expect that there was still a person inside!
"He Ming!"
I thought He Ming's face would not change color at any time! Unexpectedly, he saw me petrified for a second, and then pulled up his pants. Then he frowned and said with special displeasure, "Get out!" The anger that was deliberately suppressed almost lifted the ceiling of the toilet.
I could only admit that I was unlucky, and the cat hurried to run. Is He Ming constipated? I was out for so long and he didn't come out! I'll go!
Within a few steps, I heard scattered footsteps outside. Someone's coming? 、
What to do? I panicked and didn't know where to hide, but a pair of strong arms led me into a pit. He Ming stuffed me next to the toilet and locked the toilet door.
"Thanks... "God knows how embarrassed I am at this time, but He Ming's face still seems to be the same black. He asked in a deep voice, "How did you get in?" ”
How else can I get in, just walk in! But no, I'll explain. In case He Ming thinks I'm a paparazzi or something, I'll die and have no place to bury! "I made a mistake...", I guess this voice is so small that only ants can hear it.
But He Ming heard it, and it seemed that he could hear it quite clearly. Frowning, the corners of his mouth were uncertain, as if he was angry and laughing, "Wrong?" ”
He doesn't believe it? If he doesn't believe me, will he confess? Obviously impossible! What a good girl I am, I can't let the men's toilet be ruined! "Really, the wrong one! The sign on the toilet door looks like it's not painted, and I... I'm short-sighted..."I'm not lying, I'm really a little short-sighted.
"Myopia?" Obviously, He Ming still didn't believe it.
"Really! I thought it was a sign of a little dress on the outside! I explained the rebuttal.
He Ming seemed to want to say something, but the side door suddenly rang.
"Anyone? Anyone? I've been waiting for a long time, why haven't you come out yet? Alas, whose bag of tissues does it belong to? Why is it the same as a girl's, or powdered? ”
Who is this? Listening to the voice, it looks like I can't wait. I thought to myself, maybe there was already a mocking look on my face. He Ming glanced at me fiercely and said coldly, "Someone! "It feels like this voice is going to swallow life alive!
People outside may have heard this voice and felt scared, so they said stupidly, "Is He Ming inside?" ”
He Ming frowned and said, "Hmm." "How terrible it was, how terrible it was, I was afraid he would push me out. Then I guess the face will be on the ground and trampled on.
"Oooh!" The sound faded away with the footsteps. And then I turned it back, and my heart went up to my throat, was it discovered? The person outside asked, "Is this tissue yours too?" ”
I breathed a sigh of relief and faced He Ming with a black face again. As soon as I reached into my pocket, the tissues were gone. It must have been accidentally torn off when He Ming pulled me.
He Ming seemed to understand my expression, and then said in a dumb voice, "Well, it's mine!" ”
"Oooh... Do you still want that? ”
"Don't do it!" He Ming may have felt too embarrassed, and his voice became louder.
"Good... The footsteps outside were far away, and there were a few sporadic mockery.
"What, what's wrong?" He's too scary! If this is night, Lin Zhengying will be scared out!
"This is the men's restroom!" He Ming suppressed his voice, inexplicably a little cute.
I coughed quietly and said, "Uh-huh, I'll bring glasses next time I go to the bathroom!" ”
He Ming seemed to want to say something, but he forcibly held it back. Finally, don't overdo it, the tsundere doesn't look at me.
"He Ming! Want paper? Don't let us go! There was a hearty laugh from the teenager outside. 、
He Ming's face darkened again, and he said, "Hmm." ”
I covered my head and thought to myself for the blessing of the Bodhisattva, don't let He Ming hate me! Finally everyone left, He Ming opened the door impatiently.
I grabbed him and said, "Paper..."I'm still holding it, I really can't hold it anymore. I swear otherwise I wouldn't have held He Ming.
He Ming may have been so angry with me that he took out a piece of paper from his jeans and said, "Hurry up." ”
"Oh... Oh..."I reacted for a long time and understood, He Dashen meant to give me the wind.
After finishing the work, I came from the toilet and received the baptism of He Mingdao's gaze. "See clearly?"
He Ming's eyes indicated that the sign of my men's toilet was a black hat. I nodded sneeringly, "Mm-hmm, I see it clearly." "The lie was ruthlessly exposed by him, and I was still so shameless and calm. It must have been cursed by Lu Yuanyuan's crow's mouth!
He Ming glanced at me and walked away handsomely. I'm going to stay away from the men's bathroom! OMG! What a shame!
I was even late for class, standing alone at the door of the classroom and feeling Vivi's pitiful gaze.
At the end of the lesson, the teacher walked away with the lesson plan held high. I hammered my sore legs back to my seat, and before I could feel the temperature of the chair, Lu Yuanyuan came.
"Shen Rusheng, how many days after being the squad leader, did you start not attending classes?"
Listening to Lu Yuanyuan's villain's smug tone, I was extremely calm. Yes, don't judge with fools. It's not interesting to quarrel with this kind of person, and if you quarrel with her, others may think that the two of you are at the same level. Otherwise, it wouldn't have been able to fight.
"Shengsheng, why don't you fix her? You're a class leader now! Vivi was puzzled.
I rubbed Vivi's soft hair and said, "Forget it." Anyway, I'm a noble lady who has been inherited from 5,000 years of civilization, and I can't be as knowledgeable as her, so I don't seem to have any taste. "Keep your voice down, lest you quarrel with me again.
Vivi laughed when she heard this, and quipped, "Alas! Are you afraid of extinction and took off your squad leader's hat? To save your virtue, you really have to learn from your father, are you in the second class? ”
That's right, too! If my dad was willing to go through the back door, I would be in the same class as He Ming now! "No way, my old man is so virtuous! Forgive me! ”
Who knew that just as the two of us were joking, the history teacher came. "What about the class representatives! What about class representatives? ”
I quickly came out from under the table and said, "Teacher, I'm here!" ”
Maybe my smile is so good-looking, the little old man is not angry. Spread the rolls and said, "Come and hand out the rolls, this class will be tested in class!" ”
"Howler!" Why do I feel like I'm dogleg more and more?
As soon as the class bell rang, the people who saw the rolls were constantly wailing. For the whole lesson, there was basically only snoring. There are only a few girls, including me, who are tireless in their writing.
Fortunately, I watched a little bit at night, and I was able to answer a little bit if it wasn't too bad.
After handing over the papers, Vivi pulled me and said, "Shengsheng, you won't really change your ways, will you?" History is so boring, you're still doing questions? ”
I patted Weiwei's pink little hand and said, "Don't worry! Miss Ben will definitely be able to take you to the top! ”
"Forget it! You'd better fly on your own! I just want to travel the world with my idol! ”
Looking at Weiwei's stupid appearance, I really want to slap her awake! The idol that Weiwei has been obsessed with recently is not a good person, and she actually "sleeps" fans when she comes in the era of big traffic!
Although the entertainment industry is relatively deep, isn't it also fame and fortune? Weiwei's family is rich and can support that scumbag to walk sideways in the commercial entertainment circle, so he will flatter Weiwei in every way.
I held back the words that came out of my mouth and let Vivi walk away from my eyes. This matter must not be rushed, Weiwei is only starting with her appearance to that star now, I just need to stop her from being "loyal to character"! Yes, take your time!
"Oops! I heard that He Ming actually left the toilet paper outside the toilet when he went to the toilet! ”
"Really? So how did he get out? ”
"I don't know! It was their classmates who said it! ”
"It must be those boys talking nonsense! He Ming is such a powerful person, how... How is it possible to put ... When pigs fly! ”
"That's it! He Mingcai won't! The girl with the double ponytail also joined in the discussion.
I looked at the faces of the two girls and felt inexplicable. These girls are really dogs, they are good-looking, do they have to bring paper when they go to the toilet when they study well?
"I also heard that He Ming is constipated..."
"Then let's go and send bananas to He Ming!" It's the double ponytail girl again. This IQ is really worrying, listening to the wind is rain. I also want to send bananas to "He Ming, are you afraid that he will beat you!" "I accidentally learned the same thing.
"Shen Rusheng..."The girl with two ponytails looked at me with horror on her face.