841 ingots change lanes
The so-called leader turned out to be Xu Laosan, who took off his tunic and changed into a Taoist robe!
When Xu Laosan walked out of the water with Dawu and Zhou Gai, I was stunned, I turned my head and asked Liu Blind, saying that this is the leader you found?
Liu Blind smiled and said that it was not the guide I found, but the person I sent to Master Guan by burning paper.
As soon as Xu Laosan came, he held Liu Blind's hand, and the two of them whispered something, and then Xu Laosan laughed, and Liu Blind nodded vigorously.
I have a feeling that the two must have reached a deal, and it seems that the situation is not in my favor!
After all, before in the high-speed service area, Xu Laosan still hated me.
After Liu Blind and Xu Laosan separated, I walked over with a smile and greeted Dawu and Zhou Gai first.
Dawu was holding an ancient book in his hand, Zhou Gai was holding Master Guan's big knife in his arms, and under Xu Laosan's arrangement, the two of them pretended to be masters, not squinting or smiling, but just nodded to me.
I handed Xu Laosan another cigarette, he didn't refuse, he took it and put it on his ear, I said Third Grandpa, hehehe, can you let me go first?
"You kid now know that you can use the third grandfather? Hmph, if you want to leave, it depends on my happiness, you first park with that pickup truck, and when I'm happy, you go over, now, you get out of the way. ”
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he pushed me aside.
There is no way, now only he, the leader, can take me out, and I don't dare to offend him, so I beckoned to Boss Zhu and drove the two cars aside.
Liu Blind and Xu Laosan patted each other on the shoulder, looking like old acquaintances, and then he went back to the car to sleep.
I didn't let Mai Xiaoying and the little fox demon get out of the car, and let them continue to sleep.
Mai Xiaoying wanted to get out of the car, but the little fox demon grabbed her and said Sister Xiaoying, sleep with me.
Mai Xiaoying said you haven't slept enough?
"I've slept enough, but I've got to sleep too, because when I'm awake, I'm hungry." The little fox demon said pitifully.
Listening to the words of the little fox demon, Mai Xiaoying smiled and slept with her in the back row.
I felt uncomfortable, the little fox demon officially followed me, but now I can't even eat, so I got out of the car to find Xu Laosan.
As a result, before I could reach him, Dawu began to speak.
"Everyone, we are the leaders sent by Master Guan, and the Qinglong Yanyue Knife about the Lord is proof of it!" Da Wu said, pointing to the big knife in Zhou Gai's arms.
Those ghosts looked at it and said yes, it was indeed the Qinglong Glaive Knife used by Master Guan!
"This Taoist is the leader, he has a talisman in his hand, take the talisman and burn it to ashes with fire, mix it with water and drink it, and then you can rush out of the Xiaojie River, cough cough...... This talisman is very troublesome to draw, so ......"
Dawu said this and rubbed his fingers.
This guy is a dog of Xu Laosan, he didn't learn the spell, but he rubbed his fingers and learned it very expressively.
These ghosts all have real gold ingots on their bodies, and when they saw Dawu's gestures, they immediately understood, and immediately a few of them grabbed them, and they all took out the gold ingots and handed them to Xu Laosan.
Xu Laosan looked like a fairy wind bone, and after seeing the gold ingot, he snorted and didn't answer, and closed his eyes.
"Money is a filthy thing, the Taoist doesn't want to get his hands dirty, come and come, five gold ingots one, you can bring a car or a mount, give it first and go first, the number of talismans is limited, if you are late, stay here for a lifetime!"
Dawu's vernacular, just like the shouting when he sold pork, immediately mobilized everyone's enthusiasm.
When the five gold ingots were said, Dawu also opened his five fingers and shook them at everyone, indicating that the price was good.
Hundreds of ghosts, driving, horseback, donkeys, and bulls, all took out gold ingots and squeezed forward.
"Line up!" Boss Xu finally spoke and hummed two words.
These two words were simply more effective than the Jade Emperor's holy decree, and a group of ghosts immediately formed a long line in the order of first come, first served.
Da Wu stuffed the pretending ancient book into his arms and stood at the front, specially receiving the gold ingots.
Xu Laosan was protected by Zhou Gai, and when the ghost handed over the Dawu gold ingot, when he walked in front of him, he gave the ghost who paid the money a talisman.
Don't say it, the ghost who got the talisman, according to what Dawu said, burned the talisman and drank the talisman water, and after entering the Xiaojie River, it really disappeared.
Looking at the gold ingots around Dawu, stacked higher and higher, I said in my heart that I, the third grandfather, have finally made a fortune again.
For the sake of Yuan Feifei, he actually caught up with Liu Blind, and found this opportunity to make money by taking advantage of the loophole, it was really a salted fish turned over, I guess next, Xu Laosan will have to show off with me.
Anyway, I don't believe it, he dares not to let me go out of the Xiaojie River, so that Master Tai will think of me one day and can't find me, I see how he Xu Laosan explains!
Thinking of this, I calmed down, stood aside and smoked a cigarette, and watched Xu Laosan collect money with a smile.
There was an old ghost in the back, and when he arrived in front of Dawu, he was empty-handed.
This is a poor ghost, not even a paper car, no paper cow and paper horse.
"No gold ingots? Then you go later, let me tell you, the gold ingots are not for us to spend, but for the gold body of Master Guan after melting, no ingots are insincere, and if the heart is not sincere, you can't leave here. ”
Dawu is now alive and well as Xiao Xu, and he lied, one by one.
I was lying in Xu Laosan's ear and whispered, "Third grandfather, are you still looking for Yuan Feifei, do you want her to give you a child?" I think Dawu is your own son, and the set of collecting money is simply getting your genetic inheritance! ”
"Get out of the way!" Xu Laosan raised his legs, used his heels, and stomped on my toes.
I grinned in pain and had to retreat.
The poor ghost took out a pocket from his back, opened it for Dawu to see, and said Brother Tai, I only have this, or did I risk my life to snatch it from the ashes and ruins, do you think it will work?
Da Wu had an embarrassed expression on his face, and turned his head to look at Xu Laosan.
Before Xu Laosan could speak, Zhou Gai stretched out his head and saw the contents of the bag, and his saliva came down at that time, and said: "Dao Chief, give him a talisman and let him go, this monkey brain is a big supplement, I like to eat it!" ”
As soon as Zhou Gai thought of eating, the original form of the foodie was undoubtedly revealed.
Xu Laosan kicked Zhou Gai angrily, what did I tell you when I came? Boy, be serious.
Zhou Gai was afraid of Xu Laosan, so he immediately wiped his saliva and continued to stand like a telephone pole.
Xu Laosan said to Da Wu Nunu, Da Wu put the bag aside, and said impatiently to the poor ghost, you can go.
The poor ghost chattered with a thousand thanks, bypassed Dawu and took a talisman from Xu Laosan's hand, and then plunged into the river.
I walked over and picked up the bag and saw that the bag contained a hairless ape, that is, after Yuan Laohou died, he was burned by the fire, and the hair on his body was burned out, and now he is a white-skinned monkey.
Among so many ghosts, it is inevitable that there are a few who do not have gold ingots, except for the poor ghost, there is also a scalper monster with horns on his head in the back, not to mention gold ingots, there is not even a bag on his body, and his clothes are also tattered.
Dawu tried to stop the scalper, but the scalper knelt on the ground.
Xu Laosan saw that the scalper was kneeling and didn't leave, delaying him to collect the money, so he kicked the scalper, and said Don't worry, you kid, you still have the strength to do it, first help me move all the gold ingots to the cargo box of the pickup truck, and let you go when you're done.
When the scalper heard this, he immediately worked hard to move the gold ingots.
The scalper got out of the way, and the team behind began to march again, and it was not until the second half of the night that all the goblins were gone, except for the scalper.
Now that there is no one, Xu Laosan's true nature is revealed.
The old guy came to the back of the pickup truck, reached out and touched the gold ingots piled under the coffin, and his face was happy.
"Huang Guoshan, you stinky boy! Don't think that if you have two stinky money, you can climb to the neck of the third grandfather! Hmph, as long as the third grandfather wants to make money, rub his fingers and come! ”
Xu Laosan got carried away for a while, and had forgotten the embarrassment of being in the high-speed service area and having no money to refuel.
The scalper smiled and asked him, "Dao Chief, can I go?"
Xu Laosan shook his hand and gave him a talisman, saying that your stupid cow has performed well, and Dao Ye is very satisfied, get out.
The scalper took the talisman happily, immediately burned it to ashes and turned it into talisman water, swallowed it in his stomach, and plunged into the Xiaojie River, and when he entered the water, he turned around and said thank you to Xu Laosan.
All the ghosts are gone, I leaned over and said Third Grandpa, it's my turn, right?
"You want to go too? Aren't there two big beauties in your car, don't go, and then release the female ghost in the jar, occupy the mountain here, how good it is to be a mountain king with hundreds of wives! ”