Seeing me lying motionless on the ground, spitting sparks in my mouth, Xu Laosan crawled to my side in the rain, patting my belly, old tears, crying miserably.

"Oops! God, why did you chop my eldest grandson of Huangshan to death! ”

I thought Xu Laosan was acting again, so I closed my eyes and pretended to be dead, just ignoring him.

As a result, the more Xu Laosan cried, the more sad he became, and finally he rolled in the rain, covered with mud, like a dirty pig in a pigsty, because he cried and shouted, his voice was almost hoarse.

I feel that Xu Laosan is really not pretending this time, speaking of which, in addition to money, he still loves me.

I was afraid that he was really dumb, so I opened my eyes and said to him: "Third grandfather, don't cry, I'm not dead!" ”

Xu Laosan still didn't believe it, he didn't say it was right, after many people died, the flagpoles were erected, and you must be dead.

"Third grandfather, I'm really not dead, I don't believe you!"

When I finished speaking, I rolled over from the ground and got up, and exhaled at the lantern hanging on the crescent moon gate of the East Courtyard, and a large fireball erupted from my mouth, burning the lantern.

Looking at the crackling lanterns in the heavy rain, Xu Laosan sat on the ground, clapping his hands and laughing.

"Great grandson, you're done! Before, the thunder fire took root in your body, but this time the thunder slashed down, and the Tiangang thunder fire was all attached to the roots, and they were all stored in your body. ”

"Third grandfather, can I really deal with demon dolls?" I asked Xu Laosan.

"Now you can pinch the Yin Yang Butterfly with your hand, and it's like a game to deal with her!" Xu Laosan said affirmatively.

Maybe I was so excited that I couldn't help but burp.

This burp didn't spew out any thunder fire, just a puck that flew out and hit a white dot on the wall.

Then I felt like the world was spinning, and my internal organs were overturned for a while, and I fell headlong in the rain.

When I woke up, it was already the evening of the next day, it was already sunny, I threw off the blanket on my body, and walked barefoot to the mirror.

I still have unburned hair on my head, otherwise I would look even more handsome.

Xu Laosan walked in with a bowl of egg noodles and said that you kid finally woke up, hurry up and eat noodles!

I hurriedly asked the question I was most concerned about: "Third grandfather, why did I fall into a coma last night?" Before I fell unconscious, how could I vomit not thunder fire, but an ice hockey puck? ”

Xu Laosan put the egg noodles in my hand and patted me on the shoulder.

"You are in a coma because there is a fight between yin and yang in your body, and in the end, the yang energy wins, and all the ghost qi in your body in the Llama Lake is spit out by you, and that ice hockey ball is."

I get it! I'm so excited!

It seems that I have now cultivated the true fire of Samadhi, and I am one step away from the realm of immortals, trough, Ji Caiyun, didn't you cross the catastrophe, Master Huang accompanied you once, and I came again, I have survived the thunder tribulation twice!

"Don't get too excited, now you can only have a draw with Ji Caiyun at best, but she has an army of water ghosts to help, so you are not sure of winning, let's take the demon doll first!"

As soon as Xu Laosan mentioned the demon doll, my phone rang.

Fortunately, Ji Caiyun, a girl who has a room, is still a little conscientious, she was very happy after getting the three-piece set, before kicking me off the ghost boat, she first sealed my phone and stuffed it into my pocket, so the phone was not broken.

It was a text message, and I picked up my phone to see that it was a > from Professor Yang

"My little ancestor, the little county lord is here, and now she is at the base, she came to Zihuan County this time, it seems that she is looking for some kind of dragon ball...... Delete it immediately after reading it, and don't sell me. ”

I replied with six words: Got it, deleted.

Xu Laosan snatched my mobile phone and said that the noodles that the third grandfather kindly cooked for you are almost cold, so hurry up and eat them.

"Third grandfather, why can't you just put some shredded meat in it if you only have a few greens and an egg!" I was in a good mood, and I seemed to be complaining, but in fact, I returned to the harmonious state with Xu Laosan, who joked with each other before.

"Love to eat or not, I'm going to play mahjong!" Xu Laosan pretended to be angry, slammed the door and left.

Although I love money a little, after this time, I am sure that Xu Laosan is indeed very good to me.

What a cute little old man!

It's a big bowl of noodles, it almost didn't kill me, and my belly bulged.

I patted my belly with satisfaction, and looked at the Gu Fetal Palm Print on it, good guy, the palm print had disappeared, and in its place, there was a yin and yang fish pattern looming in the flesh.

I opened the window and pointed my finger outside.

This time, I didn't need the glaze to start the fire at all, as soon as I thought about it, the fireballs that came out of my fingertips could be big or small, and after I opened my mouth, I could spit out fireballs with more violent yang energy.

With the fireball, the Yin Yang Butterfly is coming, and I can burn it to death by raising my hand.

The Yin Yang Butterfly doesn't work, the little county lord can only be captured, and he is at the mercy of Master Huang!

I thought that what was she doing on Peacock Island, but she thought that Ji Caiyun had Yalong Ball there.

Since the little county lord is here for the sake of Yalong Ball this time, then I have a way to lure her to Running Tiger Ridge, and then annihilate her in one fell swoop!

Thinking of this, I used the washing water that Xu Laosan called me, washed my face first, and then took out a razor.

In front of the mirror, I shaved off my decadent short beard and shaved off the burnt hair on my head.

With a shiny head and a great figure, Master Huang looks like a man!

I was looking in the mirror, thinking about how to clean up the little county lord next, Da Wu suddenly pushed open my door, walked in and said to me: "Huangshan, the Taoist chief asked me to ask you, is there a lighter, his lighter has just broken." ”

Hmph, Master Huang lacks everything now, but there is no shortage of fire!

I found two or three lighters in the room and threw them all to Dawu: "Take it, I don't need it anyway." ”

"Don't need it? Huangshan, are you planning to quit smoking? ”

Dawu didn't know that I had been reborn after being struck by lightning, he saw me go crazy yesterday, and today he saw that I was very excited, and thought that I really had something wrong with my head.

So when I was about to go out, Da Wu also whispered to me: "Huangshan, no matter how sad things are, people can't drill the horns, alas, if you are really in a bad mood recently, when you go out, remember to put on your clothes......"

I was beautiful in my heart, and I didn't explain it to Dawu, and I couldn't tell him the truth, and I couldn't explain it clearly.

After Dawu left, I found my clean clothes, and in order to facilitate the operation of annihilating the demon doll at night, I also planned to change into elastic sweatpants that were easy to take off without a belt.

It turned out tragically, because after the lightning strike, my body was so tall and strong that I can't wear all my clothes now.

I opened the door, faced the mahjong room, and shouted at the top of my voice: "Third grandfather! ”

Xu Laosan thought something had happened to me and ran out.

Seeing that I was fine, Xu Laosan thought that I disturbed him playing mahjong, and said to me angrily: "Stinky boy, what are you howling, my body is very tough, and I am not dead yet!" ”

I smiled and said, "Third grandpa, I have no clothes to wear, you arrange Brother Wu first, buy me two sportswear, and two pairs of shoes, both of which are one size bigger than before." ”

Xu Laosan was very happy this time, and he didn't mention any money, so he immediately went to arrange the army.

Dressed in brand new clothes, I came to the mahjong room in good spirits.

Wei Dabao smiled and didn't speak.

Gu Erjin looked at me and was startled: "Huangshan, where have you been these days, how did you get so fast." ”

Gu Erjin was taken aback, and the mahjong in his hand fell onto the table.

Lao Bai opened the mahjong and said with a smile, oh, I've been waiting for this for a long time! Hoo!

Wei Dabao and Xu Laosan shot together, held down the mahjong, and said that you don't have to rely on the donkey, two catties didn't hold the card and fell down, two catties, don't you say?

Gu Erjin ignored the two of them, and just muttered in his mouth, "It's growing too fast." ”

Lao Bai took the opportunity to push the card and said: "Two catties didn't say that the card fell!" Two catties, don't talk about it, give the money quickly...... It is normal for Huangshan to grow taller! Children, they are all running around in the summer vacation, and they are all running high. ”

Lao Bai stretched out his hand to ask for money, but Wei Dabao and Xu Laosan didn't give it, and in the mahjong room, they began to spray again.

I smiled at Gu Erjin and walked out of the mahjong room.

Back in the room, I took out a wurm ball, and said in my heart that it depends on whether the little county lord can be fooled tonight!

Whistling out of the room, I decided to give my skills a try.

Where can I find test specimens?

I thought about it and suddenly had a great idea.

Isn't there a group of wild ghosts gathering there on the back wall for a long time, and they will come to smoke incense when it gets dark!