In the black Land Rover off-road vehicle, Lu You sat in the main driver, and Gu Xia got into the co-pilot.

"Tell me, how am I going to punish you?"

"Why punish me?" Gu Xia was not convinced.

Lu You raised his eyebrows, his face was serious, and he only repeated three words, "Big waves?" ”

"Ahem, ahem...... I seem to have a little cold. Gu Xia began to pretend to be pitiful.

"Don't be stupid, I hear you."

"Your ears are so bright......."

"Say, how will I punish you?"

"Pinch it for you." Gu Xia leaned over and made a big face, waiting for Lu You to pinch him.

This was the case when she was a child, after trying to trick her senior brother, she deliberately leaned over and pinched him.

But he was never reluctant to pinch her, and it was precisely because of this that Gu Xia was even more unscrupulous in tricking Lu You.

looked at Gu Xia's face that was not stained by cosmetics at all.

Lu You had a very strong urge to kiss it......

But he couldn't, he knew he couldn't yet......

The Adam's apple slid up and down, forcibly suppressing the desire in his heart, Lu You finally turned his face away and looked ahead, "You don't come, why are you pinching you, invite me to lunch." ”

"Yes, you can choose one of the yellow braised chicken rice and spicy hot." Gu Xia still started from the economy.

"I don't eat it, it's too cheap, I'm going to eat the royal steak."

"No money."

Gu Xia rolled his eyes, the royal steak was 1888.

Every year, only on Lu You's birthday, he will go to that place.

The premise is to save a lot of money, Gu Xia didn't go to work before, so he had to go out to work part-time.

Lu You only has that day throughout the year when he gets Gu Xia's meal.

"There's no money to sell your Beetle." Lu You is even more ruthless.

To tell the truth, the two Beetles sent by Yu Yuli, Lu You really became more and more angry the more he looked at it.

He even thought about it, and a year later, Xiao Xia and Yu Yu divorced.

He immediately changed her car and gave her a white Audi A5, more than 500,000 yuan, which is not expensive, but it is forced.

"How can you have such a friend, let me sell you a car and invite you to dinner, can't you eat something cheap? Lao Lu, I know that there is a new self-service barbecue nearby, 138 one, eat and drink as much as you want, beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, ham sausages, everything, do you want to try it? ”

Gu Xia continued to coax with the smooth slip on the bullet train......

"Cheng, let's go."

Lu You was also easy to talk to, so he followed Gu Xia and went.

On the way, Lu You suddenly asked her, "Xiao Xia, how long do you think you can pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger like this?" ”

"You can dress up for as long as you want." Gu Xia crossed Erlang's legs on the co-pilot.

"But you obviously have that ability, it's a waste to be an assistant police officer in the anti-pornography team, why don't you go to us to do a civilian job, with your hacking skills, help our Commercial Crime Investigation Bureau maintain network security, and it also belongs to contributing to our police station."

Lu You hoped to let Gu Xia go to work in front of him, so that he could see it every day, which would help cultivate feelings and relieve him of lovesickness.

"Forget it, Superintendent Lu, your grandeur is the sea of stars, and I'm ...... Just want to eat, drink and be merry. ”

Lu You: ......

After eating the buffet, the two received a call at the same time that an emergency meeting was going to be held in the bureau, and everyone had to participate, regardless of which department.

Lu You drove Gu Xia directly to the large conference room, and the director personally sat on the stage to speak.

It is said that people are easy to get sleepy when they are full, and this is not true at all.

Gu Xia sat in the corner of the penultimate row and fell asleep groggily......

The director looked at it several times, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, lowered his head into the microphone and said, "There is a drooling lesbian in the east corner of the penultimate row, please stand up, I have been paying attention to you for a long time." ”

At this time, the eyes of hundreds of people in the audience all looked towards Gu Xia.

Li Xiaomo pinched her, and Gu Xia quickly stood up...... Wiped saliva.

Lu You covered his face with one hand......