Chapter 238: Dongfang Xia agrees to the Zen position
When he learned that Shi Ru had given birth to a child to his father, he began to secretly become jealous.
Although the father didn't like Shi Ru, the child between them was just an accident, and even in the entire palace, few people knew.
But it was precisely this matter that he heard.
It was also from that time that he was extremely disgusted with Shi Ru.
"You know what? At the beginning, the emperor once traveled to Jiangbei Weifu, and only a few ministers with good martial arts were on his side, among them, there was your aunt! I've heard that! There is a Wenjiang estuary in the Jiangbei area, and it happens that there is a small pavilion there, called 'Yan Pavilion'......"
Such an obvious hint, if Shi Wenyan couldn't detect it again, he would be really stupid.
"You talk nonsense!! My aunt has been loyal and patriotic all her life, and she is even more respectful of her uncle when she raises her eyebrows, you lie!! You lied to me! You lied to me!!! ”
Caring about a lot, Shi Wenyan seemed to be crazy, grabbed Dongfang Xia's neck and roared angrily.
"Is it true or not, if you go to Jiangbei to investigate, won't everything be clear?"
"No, it won't! No, it won't! She's my aunt! She's my aunt! ”
He never dared to think that he would be his aunt's child.
Shi Wenyan...... Shi Wenyan......
If what Dongfang Xia said is true, then wouldn't he be a brother with him?
No, it won't! He must have made it up to deceive him!!
At that time, Xiao Jiuzheng was engrossed in observing the situation in the room.
When he saw Shi Wenyan grabbing Dongfang Xia's collar like crazy, Xiao Jiu's first reaction was to close his eyes.
When he brought Dongfang Xia back, he didn't change his clothes again, and they were covered with dung! Although it had dried up, Shi Wenyan still felt disgusting when he grabbed it like that.
"Hey! What did they say? ”
Seeing Xiao Jiu constantly holding his forehead and closing his eyes, Ling Wei on the side asked curiously.
"Nothing! Nothing ......."
"Impossible! I really want to vaguely listen to what Shi Gongzi said you lied, she is my aunt......"
Seeing Ling Wei's serious appearance, Xiao Jiu couldn't help but purse his lips and smile, and stretched out his hand to rub her soft hair.
"Your little ears are pretty pointy! Can you hear this? ”
"Oops! Don't mess with my hair! After reaching out and slapping Xiao Jiu's big hand, Ling Wei said with a cold face.
At that time, Wen Yan was shouting so loudly, if she couldn't hear it anymore, wouldn't she be deaf?
"Shh......h Don't be noisy! ”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Jiu once again planned to secretly find out the situation inside.
"Oriental Summer! Don't play tricks anymore! Hurry up and write a Zen edict! Otherwise, I'll kill you!! ”
Shi Wenyan pulled out his sword from his waist and put it directly against the emperor's neck.
"Huh! Hehehehehe! After all, my fears came true! Good! I promise you! I will give you this throne, but you must ensure that after you become the emperor, you will be able to settle down with the women in my palace, and I want to go more decently......"
Now that he has no evil power to protect his body, he seems to have been
It's a waste.
Since the day his father died, he has always been in pain.
He feared that one day, his father and the woman's child would come and kill him, and then sit on the golden throne.
No matter how calculating he was, he still lost.
"I'm not going to kill you! As long as you are in meditation with me, the entire Eastern Continent, you can choose a place to settle down at will, until you are old. ”
"Hahahaha! Would you be so kind? I've seen a lot of winds and waves! Besides, as long as I am there, you will not be able to sleep for a day, just as I will always be in trouble after learning of your existence! I don't need your mercy, I don't need anything......"
He had long thought that there would be such a day.
Although he drove Shi Ru out of the court, although he took every precaution, he still couldn't be regarded as heaven after all, and he was defeated after all.
"I'm not you! If I said I wouldn't kill you, I won't kill you!" ”
"Huh! All right! Don't talk nonsense, untie this rope for me! Isn't it a Zen edict? Hurry up and get ready for pen and ink! ”
Too lazy to listen to Shi Wenyan's ramblings, Dongfang Xia finally compromised.
Seeing that Shi Wenyan was still worried, Dongfang Xia hurriedly rolled his eyes.
"Afraid of what? Now my martial arts have also been abolished by Meng Jiu's little bastard! Can you still run? ”
His Shi Wenyan was not worried about this, but this Dongfang Xia was covered with dung, and he really didn't know how to start.
I don't know how Xiao Jiu tied him up!
After hesitating for a moment, in the end, Shi Wenyan had to endure the nausea and stepped forward to help him untie all the ropes.
At the moment when all the ropes were opened, Dongfang Xia hurriedly stretched, but the next moment he was disgusted by the stench all over his body.
"Gross~~ Meng Jiu! You little bastard! Don't you know how to prepare clean clothes for me? I'm also the emperor now! Don't have a Zen position yet!! ”
After hearing the roar in the room, Xiao Jiu hurriedly snickered and turned to look at Ling Wei beside him.
"Go to the ready-to-wear store outside and buy a shirt for the dog emperor! It's a big deal, I'll give out the silver! Also, ask Xiao Er to prepare some bath water for him. ”
"Why are you so nice to him all of a sudden?"
Seeing Xiao Jiu's appearance as a good person, Ling Wei hurriedly squinted at him and said suspiciously.
"He has agreed to the Zen position, and the deity naturally can't treat him harshly anymore! After all, killing people is not enough, and beating dogs is not like dogs entering the den, right? It's better not to go too far! ”
Hearing this, Ling Wei hurriedly laughed.
"Haha! What a thing! Forget it, since the alliance leader has spoken, the little one will do it! ”
After finishing speaking, Ling Wei hurriedly pretended to be obedient and saluted Xiao Jiu, and then went downstairs. There is no such thing as the previous coldness.
It wasn't until Dongfang Xia in the guest room wrote down the edict of the Zen throne that Xiao Jiu finally pushed the door in time.
"Oops! Tell me, if you were so happy, wouldn't you have to suffer so much?
? Gee! Look at the smell of on your body, it's disgusting! ”
Xiao Jiu's words made Dongfang Xia instantly furious, and he was about to swing his fist.
"If it weren't for you! How could I be so embarrassed! You bastard! I'm going to kill you!! ”
"Don't, don't! Your Majesty spares your life, spares your life! ”
Xiao Jiu was in a rare good mood, and hurriedly said with a hippie smile on his face, and kept retreating backwards as he spoke.
"Humph! Now you know that you have summoned your majesty? Isn't it all the time that the dog emperor has been barking endlessly? In your eyes, I'm afraid that this emperor is not as worthy of respect as your lady, right? ”
As soon as Dongfang Xia's voice fell, there was a knock on the door.
"Guest! The bath water you want is ready, can you easily open the door and send the small one in! ”
"Hmmm! Come right in! ”
Soon, two small men pushed the door open and walked in carrying a huge wooden barrel, and then hurriedly brought in the hot water outside the door.
"Count on you, kid, and have a little conscience! Know to prepare bath water for me! ”
"Your Majesty said this, the deity has always been clear from wrong! If it weren't for hearing that His Majesty had practiced evil skills before, the deity would not have thought of using dung against you! Ah Yan! Your Majesty is going to bathe, let's go out first! ”
After Xiao Jiu said that, he beckoned in the direction of Shi Wenyan and motioned for him to go out with him.
When the two of them walked to the door of the room, Dongfang Xia suddenly stopped them again.
"Hey! Do you still want me to wear this dress? ”
"Uh...... I almost forgot! Your Majesty waits for a moment, the deity has already asked Ling Wei to buy clean clothes and come back! Your Majesty will bathe first, and the deity will bring you clean clothes later. ”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Jiu made a gesture to go out again, and before he could close the door, he listened to Dongfang Xia Dao again
"Huh! Wait a minute! Every time I used to bathe, I had many people waiting for me! ”
"This ......"
Xiao Jiu hesitated, but Shi Wenyan was busy saying with a dark face
"Do you think you're the emperor on top? Wash it yourself! ”
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Dongfang Xia to say anything, Shi Wenyan had already closed the door tightly.
It wasn't until the two of them left the guest room that Xiao Jiu said happily
"Hey! Can't you be gentle with your royal brother? Everyone has already finished writing the edict of the Zen position! ”
"Did you hear it all?"
Seeing Shi Wenyan's sinking face, Xiao Jiu hurriedly covered his mouth.
Realizing that he had slipped his mouth, Xiao Jiu couldn't help but feel aggrieved
"You...... You're not going to kill me, are you? Ah Yan, it's good for you and my brother, let's talk about it...... I caught this Dongfang Xia for you, you can't kill me! ”
Seeing Xiao Jiu's cowardly appearance, Shi Wenyan hurriedly blinked and said with a pair of good-looking eyes
"Don't worry! I, Shi Wenyan, will never kill innocents indiscriminately! Besides, his edict on the throne also states that he claims to be incompetent, and he also admits that I am his imperial brother, so you don't know any great secrets. ”
"Oh......"
The two of them did not speak again.
hope
Wen Yan looked distracted, Xiao Jiu had the heart to ask something, but he always felt that he couldn't ask.
Soon, Ling Wei walked in from outside the post house with her clothes in her hand.
"Lord of the Alliance~ The clothes you want, a total of twenty taels and three dollars, do you want to give a silver ticket or cash?"
When Xiao Jiu heard this, he hurriedly turned his head to look at Shi Wenyan on the side, and stretched out his hand to say
"Ah Yan ~ 223 money ~"
"Ahem! This garment is not for me, so why should I be given two taels of silver? ”
Seeing Shi Wenyan folding his hands on his chest, looking like an iron rooster, Xiao Jiu hurriedly laughed
"Although this shirt is not for you, I helped you catch the people in it, right? There is no merit, there is still hard work! Could it be that this is only twenty taels of silver, and Shi Gongzi refuses to give it out? ”
"That's it! I can't say anything about you! ”
Seeing Xiao Jiu's calculating face, Shi Wenyan couldn't help but sneer.
immediately rummaged through his sleeve pocket, and finally turned out a gold ingot and stuffed it into Xiao Jiu's hand.
"It's all for you! Look no further! ”
"Gotcha~"
Looking back at Ling Wei's stunned look, Xiao Jiu hurriedly stuffed the gold into his pocket, took out thirty taels of silver from his sleeve pocket, took the shirt in his hand with one hand, and handed the silver with the other
"Whoa! Thirty taels, the rest will be used as your errand fee! ”
"You...... Why did you only give me thirty taels of silver, when you just received a gold ingot? ”
It's obvious that she went to sell the clothes herself, but why didn't she benefit in the end?
(End of chapter)
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