"What about Goldfinger? Goldfinger! Doesn't every traverser have a golden finger? Where's my gold finger? Lu Yu rummaged around his body to see if there were any necklaces, rings or anything that he had brought over in his previous life.

"Ding Dong!" A crisp prompt sounded, which suddenly made Lu Yu's eyes light up, is there really a golden finger?

"Qinghu community has arrived, please pay attention to the steps and get off at the back door, thank you." Lu Yu's face suddenly flushed.

"Huh? No, it looks like I'm home. Oops, the driver is troublesome to open the door. ”

Lu Yu didn't notice that when the bus arrival prompt sounded, another prompt sound sounded at the same time, but it was masked by the bus prompt sound, so he didn't notice it.

5 minutes later, Lu Yu stood in front of his house, looking at the familiar security door, the faded Spring Festival couplets, and the dusty pickle jar in the corner, the scene was so familiar and warm, he took a deep breath and calmed down his excited mood.

In the previous life, I worked hard for many years, and I could only go home during the Chinese New Year every year, and I rarely had time to accompany my parents, and I accidentally found that they didn't know when they were old, their hair became gray, their bodies were no longer straight, and the wrinkles on their faces were getting deeper and deeper, and they no longer had the brilliance of their youth.

And what about yourself? In those years, nothing was accomplished outside, and there was no ability to let them live a comfortable and comfortable life, and every time they went home for the New Year, they were full of guilt, and every year they left in their reluctant eyes, and vowed countless times to mix up their personal appearance, so that they could live a happy life, but in the end they still achieved nothing.

"In this life, it must be different!" Lu Yu gritted his teeth and swore secretly. Didn't you say that? There is no life that cannot be saved through crossing, since God has given himself a chance to do it again, he must grasp it.

Thinking about the two people closest to him in this world, Lu Yu's mood was inevitably a little excited, at this time they were still in the prime of life, and they were healthy, unlike them who were getting old after more than ten years, making them feel sad and guilty, and now they are beginning to change, and everything is still in time.

took out the key he had with him to open the security door, and walked into the warmest home for him, as soon as he entered the door, Lu Yu saw his mother Zhang Fengrong sitting on the sofa. But looking at her old man's face, it seems that something is wrong.

When Lu Yu saw it, he couldn't care about anything else, so he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Mom, are you uncomfortable?" Why is the face so ugly. ”

Zhang Fengrong watched Lu Yu walk in, touched the rolling pin beside him, and said with a sneer: "You little calf, you can do it, can you increase your ability?" Before that, he began to deny his six relatives, and even scolded his sister? See if I don't kill you little bastard today. As he spoke, he picked up the rolling pin and hit Lu Yu's ass with a stick. How can I say that it is also my own son, and it is easy to break it when I hit other places, but the meat here is thick, and it is safe.

Lu Yu was a little confused when he heard his mother's words, what sister? Cousin? I didn't scold? Could it be that he scolded him when he didn't cross over before? Lu Yu was still pondering here, and a stick hit him on the back hill, and suddenly he screamed ┗|'O′|┛sigh~~.

"Oh, mom, what are you doing beating me, I don't even know what you're talking about, I didn't scold my sister." Seeing that his mother's second stick was about to catch up, Lu Yu swooped out, hurriedly dodged, and explained with a face full of grievances while running.

Zhang Fengrong didn't hit the second stick, he was even more angry, and chased after Lu Yu, "You don't pretend to be confused with me, you didn't scold?" Then why did your sister cry so aggrieved when she came home? ”

"My sister? Which one of my sisters? You can make it clear! Dodging another stick, Lu Yu hurriedly asked.

"You said that your sister, of course it's Xiaoxiao." The stick didn't hit again, and Zhang Fengrong, who was angry, gasped.

"Tiny? What's small? I don't remember which sister is called Xiaoxiao? ”

Lu Yu is confused, he is just a cousin? It's my uncle's house.,Uncle's house is in another city.,It's quite far away from my own home.,You can only see it every year during the New Year.,Besides, that little cousin has just started elementary school now, right? Why am I scolding her? And that little cousin is not called Xiaoxiao, has it changed its name?

How do you know that Zhang Fengrong was even more furious when he heard this, "You stop me!" Okay, you little rabbit cub, you really dare to deny your sister, see if I don't kill you today. ”

Lu Yu shook his head while running around the coffee table sofa and said: "Don't stand, a fool just stands, Mom, can you change something if you beat me, don't you regret that such a thick rolling pin breaks me?" Looking at such a thick rolling pin, Lu Yu was a little dizzy, if he didn't break his bones elsewhere, he would have cracked his bones, and his mother hadn't beaten herself in her previous life, but she had never been so ruthless, could it be that I was sent with phone bills in my life?

I wanted to go home and experience the warmth of my family's affection, but I didn't know that the experience was too much, it was so warm, and the warm ass was hot.

Zhang Fengrong was angry and laughed at this flamboyant son, "You are still afraid of being beaten, if I don't beat you today, it will be considered your recent cultivation." ”

Speaking kung fu, Zhang Fengrong took a brisk walk, and the rolling pin in his hand waved violently with a crisp 'snap', hitting the target, and Lu Yu, who was in pain, jumped up and down with his buttocks, after all, the place at home is not big, Lu Yu can't toss and turn even if his hands and feet are flexible, if it weren't for his mother Zhang Fengrong only beating him, it is estimated that he would not have failed.

At this time, Lu Yu was beaten miserably, covering his ass and screaming, "Stop, stop, Mom, I beg you, even if you want to beat me to death, you have to let me die, what is the reason?" Which sister did I scold? "Lu Yu is really wronged, and he really can't think of it.

"Okay, you're going to die, aren't you? Then you said you didn't scold Xiaoxiao? As he spoke, Zhang Fengrong pointed to a little girl next to him who was lying at the door of the inner room watching the excitement and asked.

Lu Yu looked in the direction that his mother pointed over, and saw a girl with a cute baby face stealing fun on the side, as soon as he saw this girl, Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "That neurosis?" Why did you come to my house? ”