Chapter 571: My job is to be a duck.

Lin Fan moved the mouse to the starting position and said.

3

2

At 2, many people clicked the mouse and tapped their fingers quickly.

2.5…

When it came to 2.5, many people were stunned for a moment, thinking that this should not be 3, how can it be 2.5?

1....

At the moment when Lin Fan counted to 1, eight positions appeared on one side of the picture in an instant, and there were already avatars from 1 to 8, indicating that there were already people.

", how long have they been single, I can't compare to being single for thirty years."

"Nima, labor-management 200 optical fiber, I8 computer speed is not so fast, what level of their computer."

"I bought a mouse for 1,08, and it's not fast enough for them, I'm going to vomit blood."

"Damn, I can't afford to mess with it, I don't know how many years I've been single, I'm bothered, I'm bothered."

"Single as the wind, always with him."

In an instant, eight people were full, making those who didn't grab the position complain.

And Lin Fan saw that there were people in the eight positions, so he spoke: "No. 1 to No. 8, try the microphone, if there is no microphone, you can speak on the public screen, but this job must need microphone, otherwise it is very inconvenient, just start with the first place, just say a word to prove the living person." ”

No. 1: "Brother Fan is good." ”

Number 2: "I'm here, I'm here." ”

Number 3: "Hear me, huh?" ”

Until No. 4 didn't speak, Lin Fan asked, but seeing that the other party still didn't speak, he still didn't speak for four or five minutes in a row, so he had to ignore the other party and wait for the next one.

Five, six, seven, and eight spoke one after another, and after the eighth spoke, the fourth said that he went to the bathroom, so he didn't pay attention.

Lin Fan didn't care about this, talked to them, and threw them directly into the YY room below.

"Six are women, what is the use of me suddenly asking for this iron rod? Even the speed of a girl's hand can't be compared, where is the tofu, I'll hit it. ”

"Brother, don't panic, it's actually nothing like it, after all, the girl's hand speed is because of one or two fingers, and it also makes the fingers smoother and more agile."

"Yes, yes, yes, the men's practice speed depends on masturbation, and the women's rely on thrusting."

"Damn, can you be civilized, say so rudely, learn from me, the man is a, the woman is a jet plane, you see how elegant it is."

"Oh, this blatant driving, I just want to say, I'm going to get out of the car, this car isn't going to excavator college."

"Brother, you can't get out of the car, you've been stuck under me."

"Stuck underneath? 66666, a batch of simple shows. ”

"NBNB, use the bottom to get stuck and don't get people off."

"Where, where, this is what I learned recently, there is a news that a man took off his pants and stuck a man who was about to jump off the building underneath to prevent the other party from jumping off the building."

"6666, that's too smart, get stuck underneath."

And after Lin Fan went through the first wave, practice makes perfect to start the second, third, and fourth waves.

Among them, there are also a few who are disconnected, and they come up without saying a word, or they come up just to say a few words.

to these. Lin Fan was not angry, let them stay for a while.

The four times were done quickly, and there were exactly thirty people, but it was a bit yin and yang, seventeen women and thirteen men.

This scene makes the man who didn't grab the position so envious, and he regrets why he doesn't hurry up, as long as he is faster, he can successfully grab a position, as long as he grabs it, then there is hope for being single.

After getting it done, Lin Fan jumped to the room below with the password, looked at the thirty people below, first adjusted the voice to the microphone sequence, and then spoke softly.

"I want to say, I'm a person, public and private, you are my fans, I treat you as brothers, but this is limited to private, after all, I'm going for the world championship, and I won't be merciful if I stop me, if you want to leave, you will deduct 2, and if you don't leave, you will deduct 1."

1111

Seeing that the public screen was all 1, Lin Fan didn't ink, and directly pulled up the netizen whose first screen name was Ci Lao, and asked seriously: "Brother, tell me about your age, briefly introduce yourself with your name, and your work experience." ”

Farewell: "My name is Zhang Nuoshan, I am nineteen this year, and I work on the construction site. ”

"Migrant workers~" Lin Fan groaned lightly, and asked casually: "Why do you want to do this job." ”

Zhang Nuoshan said slowly: "Because of the high salary, and the fact that I don't need a diploma, I stopped studying at the age of sixteen, and I have worked for a few years and done seven or eight kinds of jobs. ”

"It's almost impossible to get promoted because of academic qualifications, a monthly salary of three or four thousand, and in today's society, three or four thousand can't do anything."

"Because of this, I chose to work on the construction site, after all, the salary is high, and the small workers have 7,000 yuan a month, although it is a little hard and tiring, but it is nothing, and now 7,000 a month, it is still nothing."

"The reason why I came here is because I don't want to work part-time, whether it is on the construction site or in other places, it takes at least two years or three or four years to save 100,000 yuan, after all, I need money."

"And Brother Fan, you give a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan, although you said that it may only be one year, but there are 240,000 yuan a year, and if I spend it, I can save at least 150,000 yuan."

"150,000 yuan is enough for me to open a fast food restaurant, or a hot pot restaurant or something, so that I can get out of my part-time job."

Lin Fan listened quietly, and after listening, he smiled and said, "Brother, you have been successfully admitted, I will let you go down first, interview everyone, and then talk together." ”

To people, Lin Fan couldn't help but praise in his heart, no why, just dare to go to the construction site to work, which is something that many young people without education can't do in the current society, because it's too hard, and the exposure to the weather in May, June, July and August makes many people unbearable.

There are also young people who can't let go of face, always feel how faceless it is to go to the construction site, don't understand that face is rich, no money means no face, as long as there is money, anyone will look down on it, and no one can look down on it if there is no money.

Soon the second one pulled up the microphone, the same male, the screen name is Shuai Jiaxi, the same as before, ask the other party's age and name.

Knowing that the other party's name is Li Erfeng, after the age of nineteen, Lin Fan nodded and said, "Please tell me about your work experience." ”

For more than ten seconds, I didn't hear Li Erfeng speak, and pressed F12 to ask: "Is my brother still there?" ”

Li Erfeng: "I'm here, that ......... Brother Fan, can I not talk about work, because it's embarrassing...... And I'm afraid you'll say no because of that. ”

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment and frowned: "There is a construction site in front of me, I don't discriminate, you can rest assured, do you think your job is more shameful than the work on the construction site?" Everyone else dares to say it, why don't you? If that's the case, then all I can say is I'm sorry, and I'm going home. ”

Li Erfeng hurriedly said: "No, it's not like this, it's because my work is really more shameful than working on the construction site, because I make ducks, not roast ducks, it's real ducks........."

"......" Lin Fan was shocked and looked at the name with a shocked expression.

PS: I want to scold the street, I'm having a typhoon here, I want to try if I can walk in the wind, go out and blow it, and get rid of the chapters that are going to be released together, and I've been writing for a day.

There is also in the evening, wait a minute.