When I think of the marriage bed in the cave room, I think of my gentle and lovely iceberg beauty.

She's still in the ice cave, waiting for me!

Thinking of the iceberg beauty, how she treated me gently, I felt that the moment I doubted her, it was simply a blasphemy of love, and an unwarranted insult to her personality, I couldn't help it, and slapped myself twice.

"Eldest grandson, for no reason, why are you smoking yourself?"

Xu Laosan asked me.

I woke up from the sweet dream of falling asleep with the iceberg beauty, and hurriedly said to Xu Laosan, it's okay, I just hit mosquitoes.

"Stinky boy, you're stupid to me! It's just the first month, where do the mosquitoes come from! There must be something else in your heart! Xu Laosan said, reaching out and grabbing my ear.

I was thinking about it, how to lie and fool Xu Laosan, he himself spoke first.

"You kid, you must have stolen the gold leaf I hid in the bookcase, but when you saw that the third grandfather was just now, he sacrificed his life to save you, and you felt sorry for the third grandfather, so you went to slap your face, right?"

Listening to the words of this old money fan, I couldn't cry or laugh, and said how could I steal your gold leaf, I don't even know where you are hiding.

At the mention of money, Xu Laosan's attention shifted and let go of my ears.

"You didn't know before, but as soon as I said it just now, you don't know it now, so it's no longer safe for my gold leaf to be locked in the drawer of the bookcase, I'll move somewhere when I go back!"

I put up my middle finger as soon as I landed.

also gave Xu Laosan a look of contempt.

Xu Laosan also snorted, just convinced that I would steal his gold leaf, and seeing that I still despised him, he raised his leg and kicked the bare umbrella bone over and smashed it on my foot and neck.

"When I confronted the old turtle spirit before, I was able to use the glazed fire trick to attract lightning fire, in fact, it was not my skill that made a leap compared to before, but I used the charm that Secretary Tian left on this umbrella."

Xu Laosan pointed to the umbrella bone and said.

I was stunned for a moment and said: "Most immortals can't easily change the direction of lightning, but Tian Tian's charm can do it, if she can use the charm on her body, wouldn't the old turtle spirit be easily defeated by her!" ”

Xu Laosan nodded, expressing his very affirmation of my judgment.

"That girl, if the charm awakens, don't say anything about the old turtle essence, even if it is a spoonful of regeneration of the kitchen god Dou, after seeing her, she will bow down to her, and willingly, be a full-time chef in charge of the spoon and turn the pot for her."

When I heard this, I couldn't help but stick out my tongue.

Xu Laosan told me before, a spoonful of the kitchen god Dou, two meatballs to reduce the immortals, and an iron spoon to abuse everyone, I still don't believe it, after all, as the only apprentice of Dou Yixiao, Xu Da was stunned that in addition to being able to stir-fry, he couldn't even draw a talisman.

As a result, tonight, I saw with my own eyes that a donkey raised by Dou Yispoon was leveled by a thousand-year-old turtle essence in just three or two strokes, which shows how powerful Dou Yispoon used to be!

And if Tian Tian awakens her charm, she will use her mana, and Dou Yi's rebirth is not her opponent.

Tian Tian of that meeting, how terrible it should be!

As soon as I said this, Xu Laosan waved his hand, indicating that individual places were to be discussed.

"In fact, it can't be said that if the donkey wins three or two times, it must be stronger than the old turtle spirit, if the heavy rain just now did not stop, and the old turtle spirit did not underestimate the enemy, the donkey may not be able to win him."

"The old turtle is powerful, in fact, it is powerful, he can make full use of rootless water."

"Rootless water, that is, the rain that fell from the sky, it is not because the donkey barks that he can't use the spell of the rain ice sword, but because I borrowed the charm before, and it has hurt him, but he hasn't felt it yet."

"Secretary Tian's charm, one of the biggest characteristics, is that it hurts people invisibly, often you are hurt by charm, and you don't know the result."

"When you suddenly feel like you're falling apart, it's too late."

"The old turtle spirit was like this just now, he was still jumping vigorously, going to meet the old donkey, but he was stepped on by the old donkey, and his strength collapsed, in fact, it was because he had already been hurt by Secretary Tian's charm."

"Therefore, the old turtle spirit is mainly defeated by the light enemy."

"If the old turtle retreats tonight, first avoid the old donkey's edge, wait for a few days, the charm in his body will disappear, and then pick a heavy rainy day, come and challenge the old donkey, I guarantee that he will definitely be able to cut off the old donkey's head."

"Of course, although the old donkey tonight is better than the right time and place, but because of this, it can't be said that the old donkey is not good, and the master duel should learn to take advantage of the time and place."

Xu Laosan coughed when he said this.

"Of course, when I say this, I am just correcting some small details you said, not to deny that Secretary Tian's charm has awakened."

"When Secretary Tian's charm awakens, you just take your mouth, curse the tricky teeth that kill people and don't pay for their lives, and gnaw her up and down three times, and you can't hurt her a single cold hair."

Xu Laosan's analogy is a bit nondescript.

I imagined the scene where I nibbled on Tian Tian Tian in my mouth, and suddenly I felt a little funny.

Both of them have reached the point of gnawing with their mouths, and they still need to compare what is high and low, and the mouth gnawing is the front play, and I am higher and you are lower in the back, or you are up and I am down, there is no difference, anyway, they are all going for a purpose.

Thinking of this, I slapped myself again.

Tian Tian is my goddaughter, how can I care about her!

Besides, I still have the iceberg beauty, and I just thought like that, I'm sorry for her.

As a man who is single-minded, I must hold myself to the highest standards, not only to ensure the loyalty of my body, but also to maintain a pure state of thought at all times.

A woman other than the Italian silver iceberg beauty, this kind of mistake must not be made again.

Xu Laosan looked at me and pumped himself again, and said with a smile, eldest grandson, there are mosquitoes again?

"No, I'm thinking about how to steal your gold leaf." I choked back.

Xu Laosan waved his hand at me and said don't think about how to steal it, when the third grandfather dies, don't talk about the gold leaf, the Guandi Temple will give it to you.

When Xu Laosan said this, he pointed to the puddle over there and said, go and see, how is Lao Bai, if there are three long and two short, you can't take the donkey back and give it to the sister-in-law Dou, as the husband who warms the bed.

Only then did I remember that Lao Bai had been knocked unconscious by a donkey, and he was still lying on the edge of the puddle.

I walked over and patted Lao Bai's face, and he woke up slowly.

He opened his mouth and let out a breath of wine.

I was so smoked that I retreated again and again, and complained to Lao Bai: "Alas, I said Uncle Bai, fortunately you only drink at night, if you drink all three meals, I guarantee that you can replace Gu Erjin and become the number one drunkard in Lao Jie!" ”

Lao Bai wiped his face with the corner of his clothes.

"Huangshan, where's my donkey?"

Lao Bai flew up several times tonight, and I was worried that he had been hurt by something.

I said to him: "Uncle Bai, the donkey is safer than you, it is grazing, you should stand up quickly, move around, and feel if there are any bones in your body, or organs, whether there is any discomfort." ”

I heard that the donkey is here, and Lao Bai is like a spring, and it bounces up.

"Huangshan, uncle's hard bones, it's not for me to blow it to you, unless I do it myself, ordinary people, if you want me to break a bone, it's very difficult!"

I smiled and said that I believe this, when your old man, in order to ascend with your donkey, he took a big stick and smashed his leg to a broken one.

The old white blushed and ignored me.

"Old man, I'm scared to death!" After Lao Bai finished speaking, he walked to the old donkey, rested his head on the donkey's belly, and stroked the donkey's back.

After the old turtle spirit was trampled back to its original shape by the donkey, the coat made of poplar leaves fell to the ground, and now it is clattering.

Xu Laosan picked up his coat and walked to the big poplar tree that had been struck by lightning.

Xu Laosan is contemplating, and Lao Bai is herding the donkey.

But my heart flew up the mountain.

I'm going to find a reason to leave and go to the mountains to reunite with the iceberg beauty.

Last night, the iceberg beauty was endlessly gentle, and it was she who guided me to find the entrance to my dreams.

At first, she was in pain, but it didn't stop me from going back and forth.

Later, she was tired, and she still let me toss up and down.

I'm going to hurry up the mountain and enjoy her tenderness again!