A long-lost stunt in the rivers and lakes, the monkey steals the peach. Men are not passed on to women. It should not be used unless absolutely necessary.

I think now is the last resort!

If I don't do it, my arm will be gone!

Monkey stealing peaches, pay attention to stability, accuracy and ruthlessness, I have no teacher, I used it when I was a child, and I never missed.

So, I think I still have the qualifications to practice martial arts.

This time, it seems, did not fail either.

But it seems, too, did not work out.

Tried and tested, never missed!

Could it be Waterloo today? Am I not the jade-faced dragon who is famous for stealing peaches from monkeys?

Hey, no!

It's not that it wasn't stolen. It's that there are no peaches!

Yes! I see! Woman!

Unlike all the great battles in my life, this time I used a trick on a woman.

Oh, my God! I want my jade-faced flying dragon's monkey to steal the peach dragon claw hand, and my reputation is about to be ruined on a woman's body!

This is the case. It can be imagined, but it cannot be imitated.

The next second, I felt a kick in the back, and then my whole body flew out!

"Smack!" Face hit the green belt on the side of the road. In an instant, there was a hot pain.

Not good! I'm so handsome, to be disfigured?

"Du Chongyang, I'm going to kill you!" The girl's voice came from behind with great hatred.

I looked back and saw a face that was almost a cannibal.

"It's not...... No...... Sister, girl...... Heroine, eldest sister...... You listen to me, I ...... I didn't mean to make the monkey steal the peach! I didn't really remember you were a girl! I've never met such a powerful girl! ”

I explained as I ran.

But it is clear that explanations are useless!

She was right behind me, like a tigress with a knife in both hands!

I can't imagine what it would be like for a woman to fall for a monkey's trick of stealing peaches! I guess it will be the same as the village flower behind me!

Fortunately, I am from the countryside and can run fast enough, I have two major stunts in my life, the first is the monkey stealing peaches, and the second is the Scud.

Blessed is the village flower girl today, and she can appreciate my two stunts at once!

I ran, and she chased after me, like a hungry wolf.

She chased, and I ran, like a lost dog.

At this time, we don't think about anything, I only know, if I am caught up by the village flower girl today, I will only have one end, and my life will not be guaranteed. Or, at the very least, an arm would have to be scrapped.

It turns out that no matter how powerful a woman is, she can't outrun a man!

After running at least three kilometers, I finally got rid of the village flower girl!

Tired like a dog, sticking out his tongue and gasping.

"What a person! Isn't it just that I was hit by a monkey stealing a peach? As for it? Today's girls are simply unreasonable! ”

"Hmmm! No, whether I hit or didn't hit or didn't know it, I don't remember feeling it? ”

"Yes! Without peaches, there is no feeling! ”

"I don't even feel it. Why did she react so much? Women, women, I really don't understand what they're thinking! ”

After running so far, I was so tired that I was like a dog, and after drinking a large bottle of Thunder, I suddenly felt that my whole person was alive.

I called Gangzi and asked him to send someone to pick me up.

By the time I got back to the Pan Tao Club, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. Twelve o'clock is the hottest time for nightclubs.

Crazy people swayed left and right. The large night show is in the underground parking lot of Peach.

There is no underground parking lot in Pantao, and that location has become a dark night space.

"Brother Yang, Hu Jiu is also here tonight! Do you want to call him over? ”

"Hu Jiu? All right! I happened to be looking for him! ”

Soon, Hu Jiu followed Gangzi over. He saw that I was very enthusiastic, and kept toasting me and saying polite flattery.

"Brother Jiu, I just have something I want to ask you, Du Meiru's family's money is almost there, right?" I asked Hu Jiu while smoking a cigarette.

"Brother Yang, you just won't mention it today. I was about to tell you too! Hu Jiu said, "That Du Meiqin, let you go over tomorrow!" Brother Yang, shall I accompany you? ”

"Du Meiqin? Let me pass! All right! I'll just go alone! Don't make a fuss about dealing with her! ”

Du Meiqin let me pass? What do you want to do? Frame me again for a bow although a woman is dry?

Liquor inside of the night show. Like poison, there is not a single sober person in it.

After a crazy all-nighter, I went back upstairs to rest around one o'clock. It turns out that they have specialized accommodation, single rooms. The environment is so good that I don't have to sleep in the office anymore!

The next day, there was a morning meeting. Wang Rulin, her father, Principal Wang, will announce my expulsion at the school-wide teacher-student meeting.

But. He'd better think about it, because as soon as his words fell, something unexpected would happen.

Whole school teacher and student assembly. It's the most boring thing.

However, there was no delay in today's conference, and the principal directly skipped all the nonsense, and then stood in front of the microphone with it. Announcing to the audience:

"Du Chongyang, a first-year high school, flouted the school rules and refused to change his teaching. After the results of the school's research, Du Chongyang will be expelled! Our No. 1 Middle School is a century-old institution. It is a place to study and become a talent, and it is absolutely intolerable to scum! ”

The principal is passionate, the words are correct and round, and the voice is loud. Seriously.

However, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Because the negotiators of Shenglong Company have already walked to the rostrum, the pressure from the complex building is to make the principal make the most correct choice.

However. Only I know why, but almost everyone who knows me looks at me in amazement.

There was a lot of discussion in the crowd: "Du Chongyang was expelled? Du Chongyang was actually expelled? ”

"People like Du Chongyang should have been fired a long time ago!"

"Be quiet, the recent Du Chongyang is no longer the previous Du Chongyang!"

"Chongyang, didn't you say it's okay? Why did the principal announce it? Da Chun looked at me with a worried expression.

"The best is yet to come!" I told Oharu with a smile.

"Fun? Could it be that the things announced by the principal in front of the whole school will be changed? Da Chun looked at me with a confused expression.

The people of the Shenglong Group have already begun to negotiate. At the same time, I saw that the principal was already respectfully handing over the phone.

The school-wide teacher-student assembly was chaotic for a while.

I saw Shao Shuyi in the crowd, she looked at me, and there was a bit of expectation in her eyes!

Expectations? What do you mean?

The look. It seems that a dream that has been going on for many years has come true!

I see! She wants me to be fired! Then, I can get out of her world completely!

Yes! Slut!

We used to be best friends! I used to love her like my left hand! However, the first thing she felt after she heard the news of my expulsion was. Expectations.

I finally got it!

It turned out that we were childhood friends.

But then, I felt like we were just strangers.

And yet, now she hates me. It's as if I was her father-killer.

All right! That's great! I laughed heartlessly.

There was a relationship that died. At the beginning, it was friendship, in the middle I thought it was love, but in fact it was still friendship, and at the end. I thought it was bland, but it turned out to be hatred.

At this minute, a strong anger burned in my heart!

You, Shao Shuyi is cheap!

I glared at her, and she glared at me.

Is this a signal to go to war? I don't care, come on! Who's afraid of whom?

I, Du Chongyang, have never climbed anyone! In the past, I dared to fight with Leng Feng alone! Of course, at that time, I thought I had Shao Shuyi!

Actually, no! And I'm just being used as a gun by Shao Shuyi!

The teacher-student meeting was chaotic, and the director of politics and education was centipede. Hurry up to the stage, "Quiet, quiet!" The previous principal said that the decision to expel Du Chongyang may have been mistaken! Everyone, be quiet! Well...... Is there anything else the teacher would like to talk about? ”

I was standing in the crowd, and Zhao Zhutou was standing at the back of our class. I took out my phone and waved at Zhao Zhutou, as if he was atoning for his sins, this would be his best chance!

Apologize to me in front of all the teachers and students in the school, and you don't have to beg me! Zhao Pig's Head has been earned!

Zhao Zhutou was stunned for a few seconds, and finally took a step!

The evidence is ironclad, and he has no choice but to do it!

Then, unlike what I had imagined, he walked up to me and snatched my phone from me......

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