Rejoicing in the Buddha land, a bald little monk with a sad face looked at a crazy monk dressed in tatters and hanging half a piece of dog meat in his mouth, melancholy abnormal, his fat little hands stroked his head with eight ring scars, and sighed long.

"I said little monk, what are you sighing about here, what can you worry about at such a young age?" The mad monk was drunk, with long hair on his head and a broken monk's hat, looking very poor!

"Master of wine and meat, you say that you are like this, when will you become a Buddha, but none of the twelve Buddha cities in this huge Buddha country has a place for you, and they all say that you have a bad character, and you don't look like a monk anywhere when you eat wine and drink meat!" The little monk also had a headache!

"Just because of this? Just the little monk, you, are worried like this? Another sip of wine went down, and a wine burp poured up, choking out some wine.

"And, there's; I'm obviously a monk, but I'm thirteen years old and can't even recite a single scripture, I can't understand a single Zen machine, and I don't have the face to go out," the little monk looked up to the sky and sighed, the only place where he could prove that he was a monk was these eight ring scars on his head.

"Hahaha, a mad monk drinks wine and eats meat, and a little monk has a long moon; Isn't that wonderful, wonderful? Besides, don't you worry about the 'Moon Child' in the Mochizuki Nunnery next door? The mad monk turned over on the big bluestone where he was lying every day, sat up staggeringly, and talked to the little monk about the truth that Buddhism did not make sense.

"What is concern, me, I call appreciation; The Buddha said that she is destined for me, and I may not be able to save her" The little monk blushed, and his face was covered with shame.

"Okay, good, you Fengyue monk is really not serious, come and eat meat!" The crazy monk put a dogleg across in front of the little monk, and the little monk turned his head to the side, "Hmph, no matter how you say that Lao Tzu is still a monk, how can you eat wine and drink meat with Master!" ”。

If you don't look at the little monk's big red face before, the righteous words at this moment may really make people mistakenly think that this is a young monk!

"Good, good, hahaha; You flower monk, you still don't eat wine and meat, what kind of big-tailed wolf do you pretend!! The mad monk wiped his mouth, hid the wine in his throat and swallowed the meat between his teeth, and the little monk next to him swallowed his saliva. Gluttony can't be.

The mad monk secretly opened his eyes and glanced at it, and laughed evilly twice. "Let's go, I haven't entered Mochizuki Nunnery for a long time to eat fasting and chant Buddha, I'm going to walk today"

"Okay, okay, the apprentice will go with the teacher!" When the little monk heard that he was going to Mochizuki-an, he instantly lifted his spirit.

"Hey, hey, hey; Our Buddha stipulates that if monks and nuns don't meet, how can you go in? The mad monk squatted down, and a pair of broken shoes that showed his thumbs stood in front of the little monk, and the little monk pinched his nose in disgust.

"Master can go, why can't the little monk go?" The little monk rolled up his sleeves angrily, and was about to theorize with the crazy monk in front of him.

"Monk, I drink wine and eat meat, the rules and precepts are broken, but little monk, you don't drink wine and don't eat meat, why do you just think about looking at the girl!"

"Little monk, I listen to the Buddha, the one who eats color, and the sex is also" The little monk is righteous! I have to quarrel with the mad monk.

When did the Buddha say that? It was a sentence that the sage of Confucianism said, "The mad monk is not salty or light, and the little monk is speechless."

"I, I haven't studied the Dharma! How would I know who said it" The red-faced little monk was angry; Whenever he wants to read Buddhist scriptures, the crazy monk in front of him has to and borrow paper; Half of the room was used by the crazy monk wiping his buttocks and wiping his hands.

"I haven't studied Buddhism and still say I'm a monk?" The mad monk's eyes were half open, one large and one small.

"I am a monk, I am a monk when I am young; I have a ring scar on my head; How can it not be a monk! "The little monk is getting more and more angry!

"Okay, monk, I'll take you to Mochizuki Nunnery, hum hum ......" The crazy monk swayed and walked forward. You will be walking in the direction of Mochizuki-an, which is not far away.

"Hey, Master; Why do you put the wine gourd and the dog's leg on me! It's not me who eats wine and drinks meat! The little monk followed angrily, afraid that he would lose the door and not be able to enter the Mochizuki Nunnery.

"It's drinking wine and eating meat! How many times have I told you......"

The mad monk was full of wine and food, dangling in front; The little monk carried dog meat and wine gourd on his back and dangled behind him, his eyes looking around.

"Disciple, look at that female Bodhisattva, what do you say?" The mad monk took a step back, took a broken fan from his back, and pointed it out on the street.

"The smoke cage is cold and the moon is long, and the night park feelings come to my house?" The little monk's eyes were narrow, and a wicked smile came out of his mouth.

The mad monk listened with satisfaction, "Well, what about the Buddha over there, said it!" ”

"I can't control the spring color in the garden, and a red apricot comes out of the wall?" The master and apprentice laughed wickedly in the middle of the road. He hid many monks and bodhisattvas on both sides of the road, looked at the master and apprentice with compassion in his eyes, and chanted Amitabha Buddha to free himself from his sins!

The master and apprentice walked away from the crowd, looking at the scenery inside the door from afar in the bamboo forest at the gate of the Moon Nunnery, and the crazy monk put the wine and meat in his hands early, "Little monk, teach you to drink wine and eat meat to see the beauty for the teacher!" ”

"Don't eat wine or drink meat!" The little monk didn't blink his eyes and didn't care about the crazy monk.

"Look, the moon boy is so beautiful" The little monk looked at a little nun in the nunnery, and saw that the little nun was dressed in gray clothes and black and white-soled coarse cloth shoes. wears a brand-new felt hat, which looks carved in pink and jade; Emei blue sweep, eyes smoke waves, hiding the hazy smoke and rain of the twelve cities of the Buddha land, there is still a trace of baby fat on the face has not retreated. There is also a touch of cuteness, a slight smile blooms with beautiful dimples on his face, and the full moon under the original Emei is also bent into a crescent moon.

Xiao Ni said to the masters in the courtyard, "Master, uncle; Today I am going to practice at the door, carefully comprehend the Buddha's wonderful law, and please don't disturb me", the voice is crisp like a nightingale in the forest; After a while, I saw Xiao Ni running to the door happily, sitting upright on the bluestone in front of the door, tilting his head sideways and looking at the bamboo forest not far away, with a smile in his eyes, hiding the purest beauty; It's like discovering the most beautiful gem in the world.

"Look, the moon boy is out; Crazy monk, don't bother me," the little monk sat cross-legged with a pious face, as if he had seen the Buddha.

"When did the Buddha land have two little guesses?" The crazy monk looked at the little girl in front of the Mochizuki Nunnery, and then at the little monk beside him, and snorted softly, "This is holding hands and looking at each other's teary eyes, but he was speechless and choked?" "It's boring! Love love, love!

Another sip of wine went down and lay down in the bamboo forest, but after a moment of snoring, I remembered, and whispered in my dream, "Han'er Xiaobei, the sex eater is also?" Hahaha......"

While snoring, there was silence, and there was a loud laugh, and the little monk Xiaobei used the same posture as Yue Gongzi to support his chin with his hands and sit upright.

"As the saying goes, there is a beautiful woman who will never forget it. I don't see it for a day, and I think like crazy. The little monk sighed in his heart, looked at the moon boy in front of him, and carefully tasted the Buddha in his heart.