"If I really split my legs, Xiao San'er will definitely be you." Guan Jian smiled evilly, "My ex-girlfriend saw me kiss you that day!" ”

My eyes widened with rage, and my chopsticks slammed into the table. "Do you have the heart to find me a child? How can you be so unkind. "No wonder you wanted to be rude to me that day, it turned out that I was acting for others at all! This makes me even angrier, did I provoke him by recruiting him, or did I seem to be better at taking advantage of him?!

Guan Jian touched his nose, "The situation is forced, there is no way." ”

"In other words, if you were passing by an ugly monster at the time, you would have kissed you correctly?"

"Not really."

I didn't smile, "In this way, thank you for admiring my beauty!" ”

"You can understand it this way." He nodded earnestly. Once again, I had the urge to press his face into the sashimi in front of him and drizzle it with wasabi! "I said Young Master Guan, there must be a limit to playing tricks on people. I don't bother with you a lot, but please don't do such boring things in the future. There are many ways to break up with your girlfriend, don't use this kind of unruly and mentally retarded means. ”

"Use mentally retarded means against the mentally handicapped."

I'm really angry. "Do you say that about your ex-girlfriend? At that time, when you were thick and I was thick before the moon, why didn't you think she was mentally retarded! ”

"I said she was an ex-girlfriend, and I wanted to save her face. In fact, I have nothing with her, what flowers are thick before the moon, you are thick and I am thick, that is not a thing at all. We just make a show for adults to think we're in love, but we're not. She likes me, that's her business, am I responsible for that? ”

I was stunned for a while. Waving his hand, "Forget it, you little children, I don't understand." ”

He scoffed, "That's right, too." You're old. ”

"Yes. So please don't play with my old bones. ”

Guan Jian laughed, his gaze turned to the door, and his face changed instantly. I had a bad feeling that there was a sound of footsteps behind my head, and as soon as I turned around, a stream of hot liquid rushed towards me. The strong aroma of coffee crawled all over my face. I saw a woman dressed in a majestic posture, glaring at me angrily, holding an empty coffee cup in her hand. Got someone spilled coffee? Just as he was about to scold, Guan Jian dragged the woman away, "Are you crazy, and you don't care about the occasion!" ”

They went out in a pester, and occasionally the person who watched the excitement squeezed his head into the box. I said slowly, "If you want to see it, please buy a ticket!" ”

Guan Jian is really my nemesis, every time I meet him, I don't have a good thing! Being treated as a junior in public and pouring coffee is still the first time in life! I huffed and took a tissue out of my bag and wiped it, waiting until it was clean before striding away. The waiter stopped me, "Miss, you haven't paid yet." ”

"The man will buy it. The one in the corner, you can rest assured! "I resisted the urge to look up to the sky and roared, and I stepped out of the roof Japanese restaurant in my white wedges.

Less than five minutes after the car left, the call came. Unfamiliar phone number, but my mood fell to the extreme, and I didn't want to answer the phone at all. Guan Jian is so hateful, why should he belittle me! And that mentally retarded and perverted girlfriend, why are you spilling my coffee? It's my eighth lifetime to bump into them!