Sister-in-law Song was talking, I looked at Song Dahai, since Song Dahai returned home, he opened his mouth, squinted his eyes, looked at Sister-in-law Song, didn't speak, and ignored me, this is the rhythm of sending off guests, so I waited for Sister-in-law Song to finish speaking, and said: "That Brother Song, Sister-in-law Song, I'm also sleepy, and I'll go first." ”

Sister-in-law Song kept us to eat, and Song Dahai said: "That one is bold, you go back, I don't care about this black one." ”

I said, "Brother Song, I'm sleepy now, and I don't want to eat even if you take care of the food." ”

As I spoke, I went out and walked to the third sister-in-law's side, the third sister-in-law is in her thirties, very good-looking, but she has a hot temper and does things in a hurry, my third brother was like a chicken by the third sister-in-law, and he didn't dare to go west when he was told to go east. The third sister-in-law was burning the fire, and the firelight was imprinted on her fat face, which was particularly ruddy.

The face of the third sister-in-law is a white round face, that face is placed in today's society, it is definitely not welcomed, but in that era, this kind of face is the most promising face, now there are many fat people, the previous fat people are almost rare, one by one onion heart green, long like a bamboo pole, the clothes worn on the body, hanging on it, the white and fat daughter-in-law, who married who has a chance, go to catch a set, the return rate is 100%, not to mention this fat and thin, the times are very important, like my head Yang Guifei, is fat out of luck.

I walked up to the third sister-in-law and said, "Third sister-in-law, please do you want something?" ”

The third sister-in-law filled the bottom of the pot with a handful of wheat grains, then patted the firewood crumbs on her hands and said, "What is the boldness?" ”

I said, "I'm a little embarrassed to talk about it." ”

The third sister-in-law laughed, and after laughing, she said, "My little uncle, when did you learn to be so shy?" If you have something to say quickly, if you have a fart, I can tell you, if you take advantage of your sister-in-law, your sister-in-law will not be able to spare you. ”

My third sister-in-law loves to joke, so the people in the village always make fun of her, so I quickly said: "How can I take advantage of the third sister-in-law, I actually, I am afraid to go by myself, and I want you to send me back to the Three Treasures." ”

The third sister-in-law said, "That's it, okay, I'll boil the water, let's go." ”

I said, "Sister-in-law, I don't drink anymore, what kind of water are you boiling, let's go, I'm sleepy." ”

The third sister-in-law got up and beat the soil on her body and said, "Okay, let's go." ”

We want to go, sister-in-law Song wants to stay, although Song Dahai also said let us sit for a while, but I can't see the slightest sincerity, my third sister-in-law and I walked out of the door, Song Dahai shouted a word of not sending, and closed the door directly. The third sister-in-law said: "This Song Dahai is really, unloading the mill and killing the donkey, this will drive out our girls, alas, by the way, bold, the whole village knows that you are bold, why do you want me to send you back today?" ”

I said, "Third sister-in-law, you still can't see it?" ”

The third sister-in-law said, "Can't you see anything? ”

I said, "Third sister-in-law, just listen to it." ”

At this time, the voice of Sister-in-law Song was inside the wall, and Sister-in-law Song said shyly: "Don't hug so tightly, you kiss me like that and I can't breathe, oops, how do you take off my clothes?" Bold they haven't gone far. ”

Song Dahai said: "They have long gone away, I will carry you into the house." ”

The voice of giggling and laughing went in the direction of the house, and then the third sister-in-law said: "Bold, I can't see that you have grown up, it's time to say daughter-in-law, come tomorrow, I will tell you my aunt, my aunt's family is a landlord, my sister-in-law has been fat since she was a child, and now she is almost two hundred pounds, she is white and chubby, and she looks good, if you marry into the door, you will definitely be a wangfu." ”

As soon as I heard it, I hurriedly said: "Third sister-in-law, third sister-in-law, thank you for your kindness, our family is poor, not worthy of the landlord, and besides, I am a little old man and do not get married." ”

The third sister-in-law said, "Who said that the priest did not get married?" ”

I said, "Third sister-in-law, go home, I have to go back quickly." ”

As I spoke, I ran, and the third sister-in-law said, "Don't you want me to send it?" ”

As I ran, I turned around and said, "No, I'm not afraid of this little road." ”

In fact, I am really not afraid of this road, I ran back to the Sanbao Temple in one breath, called open the door of the house, the junior brother saw that I was back, the two of them were very happy, asked me how the fox boy was, I said a few words in general, and then went to sleep, I slept until noon, I got up to eat, nothing happened, I was idle at home, in fact, there was nothing to do, the days became difficult, I wanted to Qingfeng Village all day long, looking forward to someone to give me a letter, because Zheng Tianbao as long as he came back, I can go to Qingfeng Village in the name of righteousness.

It was dark all day, and suddenly someone knocked on the door, knocking very urgently, I hurriedly went to open the door, and when I opened the door, I saw that it was the dog on the village, and I said, "What is the matter with the dog?" ”

The dog took a few breaths, and then said, "My uncle found a few people at home, and asked the gods to eat food with chicken blood, but they were taken away by the gods who invited them down. ”

As soon as I heard it, I thought that there was some trouble now, the uncle of the dog was nicknamed Li Mule, this person was chattering all day long, and often pulled a group of people to invite God, and by the way got some chicken to eat, because after inviting God, the rooster used could not be taken away, and Li Mule made this little cheap.

In fact, the Fuping is the medium between the gods and people or between ghosts and people in witchcraft rituals, similar to the "spirit medium" called in Western religions. Formal Taoism and Buddhism do not recognize the rituals of their own religion, and although Taoism and Buddhism admit that there is such a thing as a child, they do not allow their disciples to engage in these things. However, the boys often moved closer to Taoism and Buddhism, claiming to be the companions of a certain god or a certain Buddha, and even claiming to be able to invite "Jesus Christ".

In my time, this thing was very popular, so I will roughly talk about the steps to invite the gods to eat food, and play this with less than ten people, half men and half women, and a bowl of steamed white rice, this bowl is best used in the old one, kill a big red rooster, and then pour the chicken blood on the rice, and the chicken blood and rice are together. The people gathered in a circle, walked around the meal, and said in their mouths or hearts: Past gods, please come and eat; If you eat my food, please relieve me. Generally, after a while, the chicken blood in the bowl will overflow, then immediately lay the white paper on the ground, and then all turn their backs, one person put forward the question to ask, everything is done, but it is best not to ask questions related to life, then after hearing the bowl break, you can look back at the content of the paper. At this time, there will be words on the paper, the size and shape of the word are different, mainly because the gods are different, and the font is not the same, and it is generally written in chicken blood.

There are many taboos to ask God to eat bread, ask a question and turn back when the bowl is not broken, you will see a terrifying scene that you will never forget, it is said that someone turned around and scared to death when the bowl was not broken, if you can't stand the torment, you may have to worry about your life when you turn around.

Other taboos are that after reading the content of the paper, you must immediately go to the intersection to burn it, this will be worried about your life if you don't burn it and keep it, and the bowl and grain should be dug deep into a pit and buried it, and it can't be buried in the place where the sun shines, you have to bury it in the shade. Also, don't let others see the content on the paper, and don't reveal the content on the paper; The rest of the people are not allowed to peek at the contents of the paper. Of course, there are conditions for you to ask someone to answer this on paper, and the most serious thing is that some passing ghosts will let you die in a few days. Generally, ghosts will not mention too many conditions after eating your food, but if they leak the heavenly secrets, the ghosts also take risks, so if you don't implement or don't meet its conditions, it's hard to say. Then you can only ask for more blessings.

Since the dog pulled to call us, if we don't go, we are embarrassed, so we hurried over, to Li Mule's house to see, only to see Li Mule lying in the yard, next to a big rooster killed, I walked over, take a closer look, only to see a bowl on the ground, the bowl is rice, drenched with chicken blood, the bowl has exploded, torn apart, it seems that Li Mule, this time please the powerful Lord.

Please gods are generally local ghosts and immortals, ghosts and immortals are detached in the yin, the gods are unknown, the ghosts have no surname, and the three mountains have no name. Although it is not reincarnated, it is difficult to return to Pengying. In the end, there is no return, just reincarnation. People have good and evil, ghosts and fairies also have good and evil, it seems that Li Mule invited evil ghosts this time, I looked at Li Mule's face, only to see Li Mule's whole face was black, and he slept there with his eyes closed.