There will be a lot of strategies on the Internet about meeting leaders on special occasions to say hello, and I often searched for them to learn in the first six months of my employment.

For example, when you meet a leader in the toilet, the correct way is to simply nod your head and say that the leader is good, and the voice should not be too loud; Instead of saying that you will go to the toilet with a full heart. The leader is not Pixiu, and going to the toilet is not a strange thing. You can't be loud because the leader looks stupid when you take care of you, and the leader doesn't care about you and looks arrogant.

But I really haven't found the theory and practical experience of coping with a leader in public and taking a little lover to go shopping and dinner.

Seeing the editor-in-chief and the young woman getting closer and closer, I quickly picked up the menu in front of my eyes, pretending to read the menu seriously.

I'd be glad I just asked the waiter to leave the menu and see if there's anything else I need, or I'd have had to put my hands up to cover my eyes.

That's a way to deceive yourself.

Speaking of this self-deception, it sparked the urge to tell you jokes. Sitting in the office a lot, if you don't have a few jokes around you, you may not be able to stay still.

It is said that the bathhouse is on fire, and the beautiful girl who is bathing naked is trying to escape, but she is unlucky, and there is nothing around to cover her, in order to take care of the honor, do she cover the top with her hands, or cover the bottom with her hands?

The answer is to cover your face with your hands!

Hahahaha...... The joke is over, and let's get down to business.

Of course, Erya noticed my anomaly.

"What are you doing?" Erya asked me.

"Shhh I ran into an acquaintance. I whispered to Erya.

Naturally, Erya also saw the editor-in-chief and the young woman.

"What? Do you know that girl? Is it an author or a fan, you won't talk to someone for 800 words, right? ”

I couldn't see Erya's expression because of the menu blocking his face, but I guessed that a sinister smile emerged.

"Where do you want to go?" I hastened to explain, but I didn't dare to take down the menu that stood in front of me. "The man is our editor-in-chief."

"Oh," the second girl chuckled, "I bumped into the leader hooking up with my little sister...... It's embarrassing. ”

I'm also very aggrieved, I'm also helpless, and I don't want to.

"People are in, let's put down the menu." Er Ya pulled down the menu that I covered my face.

Seeing my flushed face, Er Ya giggled.

"I sympathize with you!" Erya made up for it, "But I don't pity you." ”

I told Erya about the teenage woman I bumped into in the office in the afternoon and found the lip print on the editor-in-chief's face. Erya laughed at me evilly, "Your luck is too good, you can meet this." ”

I pursed my lips and looked innocent.

After the food was served, Erya and I chatted while eating.

"You so-called cultural people, are you all upright and gentlemen on the surface, but behind the scenes, there are all men and women who steal and prostitute people." Erya was eating vegetables, and suddenly came to a question like a man who overturned a boatload with a pole.

I put down my chopsticks and replied solemnly. "First of all, you can't deny everything because of the individual, that's not philosophical. Second, without investigation and research, there is no right to speak, and this is what Marxism tells us......"

"Alright...... Okay...... "Er Ya quickly interrupted me, "I'm most afraid of chatting with you cultural people." If you don't quote scriptures and don't link theory with practice, you're afraid that people won't know that you've drunk ink. ”

"We just have ink in our stomachs, and you bite me." I'm raising the bar with Erya.

"Whether it's ink or bad water, only you know." Erya did not show weakness, as if she had just returned to the time when she had just graduated from college, young and fearless (no typo).

Seeing Erya and me lifting the bar, I suddenly felt a little grateful to the editor-in-chief in my heart.

If it weren't for the appearance of him and a young woman, I really don't know what to talk about with Erya, and it is even easy to talk about the past, Sijie and yesterday. In addition, other topics may not necessarily have such a heated argument with me. After all, everyone has a gossip heart.

I didn't pay attention to which private room the editor-in-chief and the young woman entered, but I was sure and glad they didn't choose the outside area.

"Why don't we finish eating and get out of here early?" Seeing that I was still looking into the store, Er Ya asked me tentatively.

"It's okay, it's okay." I replied, "They shouldn't have eaten so quickly, and we didn't do anything unseemly, so why hide from them." ”

In fact, I still have a bit of a mess in my heart, but I have to show that I am the righteous side in front of Erya.

But this sense of justice did not last long, and what I feared more finally happened.

I saw that the wife of our editor-in-chief was hurrying towards this direction.

Because the editor-in-chief and his wife invite everyone to a few meals every year, we all know the editor-in-chief's wife.

The editor-in-chief's wife's surname is Jiang, and she is a teacher at Jincheng University, and we affectionately call her Teacher Jiang.

"I saw the editor-in-chief's wife come to catch the junior, should I help the editor-in-chief?" I asked Er Ya in a low voice.

Erya wanted to laugh very much, but held it back very hard, "I'm afraid you didn't invite me to dinner today, but invited me to come to the play, right?" ”

Without waiting for Erya to give me advice, I rushed out of my seat as soon as possible and stood in front of the editor-in-chief's wife.

"Hello, Mr. Jiang!"

My sudden appearance really startled the editor-in-chief's wife, and for a moment she didn't even remember who I was.

"You...... Hello! The editor-in-chief's wife must have searched Baidu in her mind for several seconds who this second thing is, "Are you......?" Xiao Wang, right? ”

"Yes, yes, yes......" Although I really want to tell the editor-in-chief's wife, Xiao Wang, if you must use a modal word in the future, try not to use "it". The mood words that express questions can also be, well, ha...... "I'm Xiao Wang." ”

After a period of inner drama, I suddenly remembered my purpose for blocking the editor-in-chief's wife.

"Teacher Jiang, are you also coming over for dinner? Otherwise, my friends and I will also have dinner here. "I want to invite the editor-in-chief's wife to join us for dinner in this way, and the editor-in-chief's wife will refuse because she feels embarrassed because she wants to choose this restaurant before, so that my cover for the editor-in-chief will be successful, although the editor-in-chief doesn't know.

Do good deeds without leaving a name, buddy is so handsome.

"That...... Xiao Wang," the editor-in-chief's wife sorted out her emotions, "Thank you for the invitation, I have an appointment, and I will invite you to dinner next time." ”

After the editor-in-chief's wife finished speaking, she was about to walk to the store.

The hurried footsteps were obviously the posture of getting the news in advance to catch the junior, rather than coming over for dinner. As soon as I guessed it, I guessed it right again.

I knew I couldn't stop it, so I smiled reluctantly and made way for the editor-in-chief's wife.

"Have a nice meal!"

This sentence is not so much a blessing to the editor-in-chief's wife as a prayer to the editor-in-chief.

I returned to my seat and told Er Ya that a bloody storm was coming.

"Then you don't give your leaders a signal?" Erya reminded me.

I just reacted, thinking that the editor-in-chief's wife might be looking for a few minutes after entering, and it would be a good idea for me to inform the editor-in-chief to jump out of the window and escape as soon as possible.

I immediately dialed the editor-in-chief's phone, but before the editor-in-chief could answer the phone, I was cut off.

"I'm in a meeting right now, it's not convenient to answer the phone, I'll get back to you later."

The editor-in-chief replied to me with a quick reply text message.

"Sister will be sister, you still have a meeting, wait for your wife to give you a meeting!" I said to myself, slapping my phone on the table, looking sad about his misfortune.