During your lunch break, you can lie on the table, pretend to sleep, and then peek at the breasts of the lesbian table, and after a long time, your eyes will be sleepy, and then you will fall asleep. By the time you wake up, saliva is pouring all over your desk.

I've seen Flowey, but I haven't seen any change until I look at her as a repeater.

Many years later, when we met again at Sijie and Erya's wedding, if it weren't for her boyfriend standing next to her, I would definitely ask her directly if she went to Korea to fill.

Sijie sat down in the seat next to me. I was called to the podium by my homeroom teacher to stand. This time, I saw Sijie secretly applauding.

Later, Sijie denied that he had applauded at the time. Just as I denied that I didn't applaud him at the time.

However, there is still a lot of work. Everyone remembers the parts that are good for themselves, just like the history left behind.

……

Like the standard answers to the reading comprehension questions in the college entrance examination, rainy days are used to set off a sad atmosphere.

When I went out, there were only a few dark clouds floating in the sky. As soon as I arrived at the cemetery, a light rain fell from the sky.

After I parked my car, I went to the trunk to get the flower basket and offerings I had prepared in advance.

Because I often put things indiscriminately, I found that there was an umbrella in the trunk. With a J-shaped handle and a black umbrella, everything is just like it was specially prepared for today.

In such a solemn environment, I was a little overjoyed for a while.

Holding an umbrella in one hand and carrying a flower basket and offerings in the other, I walked towards the tomb of Sijie.

In the distance, I saw a familiar back, motionless in front of Sijie's tomb, just a little thinner than I remembered.

It's Erya.

She squatted in front of Sijie's tomb, not knowing whether she was talking to Sijie or crying quietly.

As my footsteps got closer, she stood up.

I saw her wipe her eyes quickly.

"Here we are." We uttered those two words at about the same time. And then, without superfluous words.

As I got closer, I handed her the umbrella and said, "Don't catch a cold." ”

Erya took the umbrella and covered half of it for me.

If it weren't raining, I would definitely sit on the floor, chat with Sijie, and brag. That was our favorite thing to do when we were students.

At that time, there were no mobile phones, no WeChat, and all the communication was either a note shuttling under the desk in class, or chatting and bragging when everyone got together after class.

After work, there are fewer opportunities to chat and brag, and when we are together, we either drink and play cards, or lament the hardships of life.

That kind of nonsense that is not informal, and does not ask about the world, is gone, or even gone.

Once people are on the road, they often don't pay attention to the beauty of the scenery along the way. Only when you stop, you will sigh, wow, the world is changing so fast.

Sijie stopped, but he could never see the world change. His world stood still 49 days ago.

……

After sharing a table with Sijie, my life began to deviate from the original direction.

I began to question the theory that teachers can make up for their clumsiness and that stupid birds fly first.

The four precepts are very smart, so smart that they don't have to listen to lectures in class, and they can easily get full marks in exams.

I asked him why, and he told me a word, genetics.

When I first heard about it, I didn't know what genes were, and I stupidly asked him if he could lend me some.

Sijie said at the time, lend it to your son in the future, and lend it to you.

Although Sijie refused to lend me a loan, he promised to lend it to my son, and I thanked him gratefully at the time.

I also think that Erya will give birth to a son for me in the future. The reason why I say one is because at that time, family planning slogans such as "only one child is good, the government will provide for the elderly" were basically written on every wall in the village. Said it was a son, I secretly observed Erya, her ass is big.

Big ass can give birth to sons, this is from the mouths of those big aunts.

Sijie laughed, leaning forward and backward with laughter. I was at a loss.

Because the four precepts said that genes can help him not listen to lectures and get high scores. But he didn't want to lend it to me, so I started looking for genes.

If it's a food, I'll have to ask my parents to buy it for me. Even if the family doesn't have much money, they will be happy to let their son get a perfect score easily.

If it's an object, such as the Haier brothers' underwear, I'll ask my parents to get it for me. Because they often say to me, you see we are working so hard, just one purpose, I hope you can study hard. As long as you can study well, Mom and Dad are willing to do anything.

Considering that I didn't know what genes were when I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, my parents, who didn't graduate from elementary school, certainly didn't either.

Moreover, I can't ask other classmates, otherwise everyone has got the genes, and the full score is meaningless.

So, I took advantage of my lunch break and quietly opened the "Xinhua Dictionary".

Then, I kicked Sijie who was sleeping soundly.

Sijie and I were quiet in front of the squad leader's bastard.

At that time, due to the poor basic conditions in rural areas, students basically slept on their stomachs on their desks in classrooms.

The teacher will go back to the office to rest, so the glorious duty of maintaining order during the lunch break falls on the class leader. The class leader's sword Shang Fang is the teacher's teaching stick.

There have been two questions that have been bothering me. The first is why the class leader doesn't get sleepy in the afternoon. The second is why the four precepts have endless sleep.

In the process of searching for the answer, I finally came to the conclusion that Sijie will never be a squad leader.

When I told Sijie about my research, he patted me on the head and said, Ermao, you are really Erjie.

In my first year with Sijie, I often couldn't understand what Sijie was saying.

I thought he was asking me if I was the second in the family.

"Can you tell me why your name is Ermao?" The four precepts asked me.

"Because my brother's name is Da Mao." I say.

Then Sijie laughed, "So, has your brother gone out to wander?" ”

I can understand this teasing. At that time, in addition to comic books, the TV series "Sanmao Wanderings" was also a memory of our childhood.

In retaliation, I replied to him, "Your name is Sijie, is it because your father's name is Bajie?" ”

Sijie got angry at that time and punched me in the chest.

Later, I learned that not being able to talk to my parents is an unspoken rule of quarrels.

Otherwise, quarrels turn into fights in minutes.

"Sijie is my pen name, not a nickname."

The four precepts said to me in a serious manner.

I have to admit that Sijie has strong genes in mathematics, but when it comes to Chinese, especially composition, he can really only be regarded as average.

So, when I heard that Sijie was his pen name, I naturally smiled maliciously.

"Can you show me your "Journey to the West"?" I asked him with a grimace.

In this kind of daily life where you hurt me and I scold you, our primary school career is about to come to an end.

At that time, there was no such thing as Xiao Shengchu.

The country has just universalized nine-year compulsory education, so everyone who graduates from primary school will have a junior high school to study.

In our local area, there is only one junior high school to study.

From the experimental primary school to the experimental middle school.

"You puppies are happy, you are nine, you can go directly to junior high school without exams."

Parents and teachers will say this to us, and they will also relax some of the management of us.

Pujiu, a word we often heard at that time, is the abbreviation of universal nine-year compulsory education. It's brand new for us, and it's also for the teachers.

No exams are fake, but there are still graduation exams.

However, there is only the graduation exam.