Chapter 26: Drawing Tiger Dogs (6)
When I finished remembering, I said, "Then you sing and dance again." If the performance is good, this thing will be pulled down, and if the performance is not good, it will be sent to the relevant institutions, and this matter is not over.
The crowd immediately shouted in unison: dance, dance. That momentum really feels like an elephant stepping on an ant.
Zhai Liang and the others stood in the center, thinking about what to do.
! How could it be?
Seeing that the two of them did not move, the surrounding crowd began to make noise, and some even began to be angry, they began to watch the adults dance these two sets of dances for as long as they can remember, and they are also proficient in them when they grow up, and their heartfelt love for the commanders of the past generations has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow, and they really found that two people who can't dance Their anger can be imagined: I can dance, why can't you dance? If they can't jump, they must not love the commander and the country, and this kind of person deserves to die.
Someone proposed: You give us a dance of flying immortals.
Flying Immortals? Zhai Yunxiao was stupid: I'm still a secret agent in the big house!
There was no way, Zhai Yunxiao raised his left leg, raised his right hand to the sky, jumped lightly on his right leg, and his raised right hand swayed slightly in the sky, and said tentatively: This ...... It's called Flying Immortals......
The people around him were stunned, and then they were angry: You are playing the great commander! Kill him.
Just beat them half to death, the women to the Gulag, the men to the police station.
Zhai Yunxiao wondered: Why was the man sent to the police station? Oh, by the way, the cops are all women, and these guys want to squeeze me into a scumbag of scum!
A sliver held the gun on his waist with one hand, and was about to touch the electronic handcuffs behind his waist with the other, and walked up and asked sharply: Don't hit anyone yet, who are you two? Take out the Red Book.
Zhai Yunxiao didn't know that this red treasure book was a red booklet that recorded the classic sentences of the commanders of Noah's country, and everyone in Noah's country had a copy, just because everyone had a copy and the country eventually added the function of identity certificate to it, and letting him show the red book was equivalent to letting him issue a personal identity certificate.
Failure to lurk, the mission may also fail, at this moment Zhai Yunxiao must make a decision, under the constant shouting of the people around him, for a moment he was a little dizzy, but when he inadvertently looked up again and saw the statue of the commander, he had already calculated it, so he did something that shocked everyone.
Zhai Liang and the two stretched out their arms at the same time, and the electric cannon mode was fired at the door of everyone, knocking out the strip and several passers-by who were closest to each other, and then adjusting the saber bracelet to the laser cannon mode, according to the legs of the statue, the huge statue suddenly fell forward, and the crowd suddenly cried and shouted for the mother to flee in all directions.
The statue was technologically advanced in the 31st century, and the statue stirred up a cloud of dust on the ground but did not shatter, but the hand that seemed to be about to take a taxi broke off and flew out due to excessive force, and was inserted into the roof of a car.
The two then knocked out several civilians and the remaining two slivers in heavy punch mode. Zhai Yunxiao wanted to shoot Aunt Lihong, who was pulling his sleeve just now and ruining his plan, but the smoke filled the crowd and scurried, and he couldn't find it for a while. He also wanted to kick the helmet according to the strip, but when he saw her bumpy figure falling to the ground, he felt pity for the jade: I thought, don't be a dinosaur if I take off the mask, otherwise I will waste a chance to touch the strip in vain.
Liang Yimeng shouted angrily: Do you still have the heart to think about these things?
The two of them each grabbed a police long-legged Oba, and in a hurry, they couldn't remember to use a map to guide the way, so they ran north in a panic, and they didn't care about anyone around them, and their clothes quickly changed into strip uniforms to confuse the public.
One of the fallen strips slowly woke up, she raised her wrist and shouted at the communication device: Report headquarters, report headquarters, central square attacked, central square attacked, request for rapid reinforcements......
Lihong. Marco Polo hugged the strip and said excitedly: Tiaozi, now I have made a meritorious service, I found these two, does my son not have to be a soldier? …… She still hasn't figured out who those two people are, they can't dance and can't make such a big move, right? But he is definitely an evil element, and he has definitely made a great contribution.
Tiaozi was angry, blamed her for being nosy, causing herself trouble, and kicked her away: Fuck you, my mother may be going to dig coal now.
Zhai Liang and the others ran out for more than ten miles like crazy, although they didn't run with their own legs, they were already panting and sweating, nervous and scared!
Damn, early in the morning, I was found twice! It's bad!
It wasn't until he felt that the passers-by around him didn't suspect them that his heart calmed down a little, and he was secretly glad that he didn't catch him in a hurry just now.
Suddenly, all the virtual images on the side of the street have become the images that the two of them have just captured in the square. Smetta's angry voice echoed in the air: Dear citizens of Gordongrad, this morning the southwest district of Gordongrad and the square of loyalty were attacked by these two terrorists, many of whom were killed and injured in the attack, and we now suspect that the evil force Yunxiao Kingdom took revenge on our country for the Moses incident. If any citizen discovers the whereabouts of these two people, please report them to the Strip Department in time, and if necessary, they should show their heroism to capture or kill the two thieves. They then released images of the two terrorists, but with their own mosaics.
Haruhime. Smida said solemnly: Due to the evil tricks of the terrorists, the avatars we took are all with mosaics, and according to eyewitnesses: the clothes of the two can be changed at will, but the two have very obvious characteristics, that is, a man and a woman walk together, the woman is beautiful, very beautiful, the man is very handsome, handsome to the point of death!
Zhai Yunxiao clearly saw the announcer's throat move and swallowed his saliva. He whispered: That's how you describe me? If you catch me and shoot me, I'll admit it.
Liang Yimeng's brain said: If I am caught, I will definitely be shot, and you are likely to be ****.
Suddenly, he heard sirens blaring, and a squad of strips rode towards him on long-legged Obas, shooting at him with laser guns in hand.
Zhai Yunxiao didn't have time to think about it, although their Yunxiao clothes could withstand the attack of ordinary firearms, but the opponent was so strong that it was impossible for Zhai Yunxiao not to escape. Besides, they may not have more powerful weapons in a while, and when the time comes, the two of them will have to braids if they can't block it low, and the other party's broadcast is very clear: kill or kill. The two had no choice but to make a ruthless move, adjusting the saber bracelet to laser cannon mode, and counterattacking backwards while escaping.
Liang Yimeng's sad brain asked: How did they find us?