460 Cats stealing fish
Xiaomi was very modest and told Ye Han that she didn't want to take advantage of the mother and the child, the child was just an accidental product.
Xiaomi is right, it is indeed an accidental product, I am only eighteen years old, how could I think of having children!
At this moment, Mai Xiaoying came in, Xiaomi's words, she just heard the last sentence, she swaggered, sat down next to Xiaomi, picked up chopsticks, and picked up a bun.
Mai Xiaoying ate the buns, and then she was weird, and said to Xiaomi: "Cousin, even if you are self-aware, you also know that this child is the product of an accident, in my opinion, perhaps, there are more unexpected things happening." ”
Listening to Mai Xiaoying's tone, I knew that something was wrong.
Blame me for being happy for a while and not thinking about it, in fact, I should have thought a long time ago that I shouldn't have come here for breakfast, but now it's okay, I happened to be met by Mai Xiaoying, and I will suffer the sin later.
Ye Han's eyes were so bright, as soon as Mai Xiaoying came, he felt the smell of gunpowder.
Xiaomi, Mai Xiaoying, and Ye Han didn't want to offend, this kid threw me down, took his own egg soup, stood up quietly, and hid on another table without even saying hello.
"Tell me how you two got together." Mai Xiaoying held chopsticks in her hand and glared at me.
I was really afraid that she wouldn't be able to suppress the fire, so I stuck the chopsticks in my eyes, and hurriedly pointed at Ye Han and said, "I brought Ye Han to breakfast, and as a result, I met millet, and everyone was an acquaintance, so we sat down to eat together." ”
Speaking of this, I beckoned to Ye Han and said, "Brother, isn't that so?" ”
Ye Han drank the egg soup with a bowl and didn't speak, just whined twice and nodded.
Xiaomi has said a long time ago, she doesn't want to compete with Mai Xiaoying and let other women benefit, so she doesn't care, I lied to Mai Xiaoying, her expression is very confident, anyway, there is a child in her belly, and she is not afraid that I will run away.
Mai Xiaoying didn't believe my words at all, and was about to continue to interrogate me, but Xiaorou came.
Mai Xiaoying beckoned to Xiaorou and said Sister Xiaorou, come here.
I still wondered what Xiaorou was doing here, and after asking, I found out that Mai Xiaoying had determined the institution to do paternity testing through Li Biao's relationship.
Xiaorou came over, and Li Biao asked her to help and come to take away the samples.
Before Xiaomi had time to eat, Mai Xiaoying pulled Xiaomi and pulled Xiaomi away with Xiaorou.
Black King Kong wanted to stop it, Xiaomi said it's okay, I'll go out and come back.
Soon, Mai Xiaoying and Xiaorou came in, and Xiaomi was on the phone at the door, and she didn't know who she was talking to, and she talked for a while.
I asked Xiaorou why it was so fast.
Xiaorou said that it was very simple, and there was no need to perform major surgery on Xiaomi, just draw a little venous blood from her.
Xiao Rou said, plucked a few hairs on my head with small tweezers, and whispered to me: "Boy, there are two brushes, look at your dull head, you are silent, and you have made the girl's belly bigger." ”
I smiled and didn't answer.
I couldn't answer Xiaorou's question, admit it, Mai Xiaoying didn't agree, didn't admit it, in case Xiaomi took out the video to prove that I was in the ice cave cave, I did it, the child is mine, and she won't give up with me at that time.
Xiao Rou saw that I didn't answer, and said, you kid, alas, cousins, because you are about to turn against you.
I didn't talk anymore, for fear that Xiao Rou would say it again, and she would make a bigger pit for me, so I diverted the topic: "Don't talk about me all the time, you can talk about yourself, when will you give birth to a little Li Biao." ”
I laughed when I finished speaking.
Xiao Rou's face turned red.
I pointed to her stomach and said, "Little sister, little Li Biao, not now, it's in your belly, right?" ”
Women like gossip, and when I said this, Mai Xiaoying immediately asked Xiaorou if she slept with Li Biao.
Mai Xiaoying is talking now, her mouth is open, Xiaorou feels a little speechless, and says to Mai Xiaoying: "Sister Xiaoying, what do you mean by sleeping, can't you change the verb......"
Mai Xiaoying lay in Xiaorou's ear, and probably changed a verb.
I don't know which verb she used, she was so ashamed that she didn't eat the meat bun, and ran away with the sample materials.
At this time, Xiaomi also came back, looking at Mai Xiaoying who was eating and drinking, Xiaomi smiled.
"Cousin, according to your previous temper, this shop is mine, you shouldn't be very disgusted, even if you are killed, you won't come in to eat." Xiaomi said.
"I'm not the same person I used to be."
Mai Xiaoying beckoned as she spoke, asked for a few more steamed buns, and then said, "The enemy's shop, why don't I come to eat?" I wish I was a super rice bucket and went out of business for you. ”
Xiaomi suddenly raised her hand and helped Mai Xiaoying button it up, with a button down the collar of her shirt.
"Cousin, the buttons are not buttoned properly, don't go out...... I almost forgot, you don't have a light to walk at all, come and come, eat what to make up, don't eat steamed buns, eat two steamed buns. ”
Xiaomi's words, Mai Xiaoying looked down at herself, and was angered.
"Xiaomi, I'm a bun, you're a steamed bun, what's wrong! Don't talk to me, wait for the results to come out, you'll cry! Mai Xiaoying said, she didn't eat the buns anymore, and pulled me away.
"This time you are with Xiaomi, I will not pursue it, if there is a next time, I will ......"
Mai Xiaoying said, opened her mouth, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth, and continued: "Yesterday in the provincial capital, I bit off a big rib. ”
I broke out in a cold sweat when I heard this, and hurriedly said Don't worry, I promise not to meet her until the appraisal results come out.
Mai Xiaoying said that she would not pursue it, but she still had a pimple in her heart, and when she got out of school at noon, she ignored me and drove away in a little red car.
Mai Xiaoying left, I didn't feel lost, but I felt that I finally didn't have to be afraid, so I went to the canteen with Ye Han to eat braised pork.
When the cat came out again, it had a small fish in its mouth.
Soon, the master of the canteen carried a fried scoop, and the aunt who was cooking took a big spoon, walked out of it, shouting and shouting to chase the cat, the scene was very flustered for a while, everyone was eating, watching the excitement, and there were many discussions.
When the cat was hiding from the chase with the fish in its mouth, it scurried under the feet of me and Ye Han.
The master and the rice aunt chased after us scolding, and the scoop and spoon almost hit our heads.
Ye Han couldn't help but complain to me:
"I don't know who it is, I raised kittens and puppies in the dormitory, and when I had enough, I threw away the kittens and puppies, so that in the small yard, there were many stray kittens and puppies, and they often barked hungry."
I nodded, saying that I also hate this kind of pet owners who abandon the pet owners from the beginning to the end, they are all loving and loving when they open and close their mouths, but in fact, one of their own hearts has long been rotten into eight petals.
As we first said this, we heard a scream.
It turned out that the exit of the canteen was closed, so that the cat who stole the fish was caught by the master and the aunt who came to close the door to beat the cat.
Looking at the cat's tail and being trampled under the feet of the master, I couldn't bear it.
Before I could go over to relieve the siege, the black peony full of medicinal smell stood up.
"It's not hungry, it can come here to steal! Isn't it just a small fish, you two adults, you can be so vicious and bullying a cat! How much is that fish, I will compensate you ten times for the cat! ”
After the black peony finished speaking, he took out a big bill, threw it into the hands of the rice aunt, and snatched the cat from the feet of the master, and took the cat and the fish in the cat's mouth together.
"Brother, do you see, this boy who attracted the school to chase her, the vixen who did not hesitate to cut his wrists and commit suicide, also has a good heart." Ye Han let out a burst of emotion.
"Good people and bad people, many times, it is just a thought ......"
I said it, but the deliciousness of the braised pork broth and rice quickly put an end to the topic.
As I ate, I was always thinking of the cat.
There is also the cat's tail that was stepped on by the master.
I suddenly thought of one thing, the cat ghost tail is still in the Guandi Temple, in case it is discovered by Master Guan, if you blame Xiaomi, even the child in Xiaomi's belly will be implicated.
At the beginning, Boss Lu was in the county seat, and he was almost chopped up by Master Guan.
This shows that if you annoy Master Guan, Master Guan can also hunt you down outside the Guandi Temple.
So I walked out of the cafeteria in a few steps and pulled out my phone.
"Third grandfather, you go to the main hall now, under the sitting statue of Master Guan, there is a cat ghost tail wrapped in incense ash, you hurry up and take it out and burn it."
Xu Laosan said that I would go and see it right away.
Hanging up the phone, I hope Xu Laosan can find the cat ghost tail.
This will prove that Xiaomi did not lie to me.