Chapter 36: Don't Think About Crossing This Umbrella
"Eight lambs! The lost Lao Tzu came down to save you! You left me! β
Whether he could hear it or not, I yelled loudly, venting my frustration and being wary of the zombies behind me.
The old zombie roared again.
With that low roar, I felt a strong wind behind me, and quickly rolled on the spot, narrowly avoiding the pursuit of the old zombies!
The old zombie started playing with me the game of him chasing me.
This game is not fun, and the time is extremely long, every second is like a century, and every turn of the old zombie, every sharp claw that slashes over, it seems like five hundred years have passed.
All over the body was soaked with sweat in the morning, and the fox fur had already been scratched in tatters, so I simply threw it back, and I directly put the fox fur on the old zombie's head, and because of this, I got a moment of rest, panting, and felt that my legs were going to break, but I still had to run.
The old guy has taken the fox fur down, the game, and started again......
"I don't get tired if I rely on you old thing?"
A thousand-year-old zombie, when he died, he was also an old grandfather, and his body was so powerful, he really absorbed the essence of heaven and earth!
"Phew!"
Spit out the fur of the flower fox fur, and I continued to run.
When I ran, I didn't have any idea of taking him out to study, and I was full of thoughts aboutβ
Ge Laozi was able to get out alive this time, thank God!
The old thing should not understand people's words, so he turned his head and continued to rush over like a mad cow.
I turned my head and continued to run, in the new round of chickens and dogs, I don't protect these antiques anymore, I have something to smash something, watching piles of thousand-year-old antiques crackling and shattering into a pile under my hands, I feel distressed, but I am helpless, because now it is not these things that are deadly, it is the old zombie.
In the middle of the run, I actually passed by the tomb door, but I didn't dare to run outside the tomb, the outside was full of mechanisms, with my experience of fighting with the old zombie for half a day, his body seemed to be invulnerable, then after going out, he should not be afraid of bullets and bullets, and I didn't have a windless umbrella, there was only a dead end. And, when I keep throwing things to hit him, this old zombie will throw away whatever I hold in my hand, only, on the contrary, the damn thing is-
Don't throw away my windless umbrella!
My heart was pounding faster and faster, almost popping out of my throat.
"Damn...... I really can't run...... Yes! β
When I was thinking about it in my heart, I was distracted, and I let the oil lamp mix under my feet, and I slipped and fell directly to the ground, and there was something in this pocket, flying out, and getting out of the long way -
"Oh no, Corpse Jade!"
As I mentioned, jade is the essence of feng shui of the whole tomb, the finishing touch of the dragon's eye beads, the reason why I dare to smash the treasures in the house is also because I know that the treasures in the house are not worth the jade, that is a big baby, and now he has become a zombie, and the feng shui of this tomb has long become to raise him instead of blessing the descendants, so I must take the corpse jade away, lest he be a disaster to the world.
It's just that when I ran towards the corpse jade quickly, the old zombie actually ran towards the corpse jade as well, and his speed was much faster than mine!
Fast doesn't mean it's close.
I must have been quicker than him when I reached out, but the problem was that he actually threw my windless umbrella......
At that moment, Jade and the Windless Umbrella distracted me, and I didn't know which one to choose!
And just when I hesitated, the old zombie had already picked up the corpse jade, and then, he no longer roared, but held it towards the coffin and walked away!
I also quickly picked up the umbrella and prepared for battle!
But it is...... There is no fight to fight.
I was a little stunned, stunned that the old zombie was unusual, he took the corpse jade in his mouth and walked towards the coffin steadily, walked to the edge, jumped hard, jumped in, and lay flat and ...... A sigh comes!
"Whew-"
After a long sigh, there was a sudden silence in time and space, and I could hear the sound of my own breathing and my heartbeat that had been racing.
"Whoa."
I swallowed my saliva, and the sound was very loud, and I was very uncomfortable with the sudden silence in the tomb, and I didn't know what was going on. But the umbrella I was holding opened first, and then I walked cautiously towards the coffin, even if I didn't want to go, but ...... I had to figure out what the hell was going on, and when I walked up, I was stunned, and under the umbrella leaf, the old zombie looked serene, and his eyes were no longer dark, exactly like ...... It's like falling asleep!
What's going on? I've never seen it in my life!
When I was stunned, I heard the sound of falling to the ground from behind, and when I turned around, I instantly gritted my teeth: "Are you coming back to collect my body!" In vain, I came to save you, and you actually left me to run first! β
When I said it, I held an umbrella and aimed at Lin Zeyuan over there, eager to poke him to death.
Lin Zeyuan rarely showed shame, "I'm sorry, I ......" When he said, he looked around and was a little strange, "What about zombies?" β
I wasn't interested in his sorry, "Yo, you're going to say you're sorry!" No, you don't! β
I grinded my teeth, sneered, and was extremely unhappy in my heart, when I suddenly saw Lin Zeyuan running towards me quickly-
"What are you doing ......?"
When I said this, my hand subconsciously put away the umbrella, even though he left me alone, I was still afraid of hurting him, and what I categorically didn't expect was-
"Uh-huh!"
Lin Zeyuan hugged me, reversed, snorted in an instant, and then pushed me away, and I saw the old zombie behind him!
I don't know when he got up, but now he has a corpse jade in his mouth, and his eyes are open, and they are red!
Not only did his eyes glow red, but his claws also glowed redβ
"This! What's going on! Are you okay! β
After Lin Zeyuan pushed me away, he jumped out of the way, but he staggered a few steps, and when I caught up, I saw a pile of blood dripping on the ground......
"You! You okay? You got caught by him? This thing looks poisonous! β
When I said it, I saw that Lin Zeyuan's face was extremely pale, and his eyes were even more closed, shaky!
Lin Zeyuan...... Don't scare me! β
As I spoke, the umbrella opened again as the old zombie came towards us, but I felt like he wasn't targeting me, but ...... Lin Zeyuan! Sure enough, he glanced at me with red eyes, and then raised a finger and pointed at me, and then at the thief holeβ
"Gollum ......"
He made a sound in his throat, a bit like ...... What do you mean to let me go?
"He's asking you to leave, he just wants to kill his master!" On the ground, Hua Ling'er's voice came from overhead, and as she spoke, Hua Ling'er jumped over quickly, "You returned the corpse jade to him, didn't you?" β
Still?
I'm off, okay?
I thought in my heart but nervous Lin Zeyuan, and before I could speak, Hua Ling'er continued to make me slightly understand the current situation-
He was saying that the master was disrespectful to him, not to mention the destruction of the tomb, and to open his mouth with food, and that he had to die for the master...... And anyone who has nothing to do with tomb robbery can go! β
"Auntie! Are you okay? When Ling'er spoke, Fengyue also came down, he said, quickly come to me, I looked at Hua Ling'er, Hua Ling'er understood the old zombie's words, she was talking to the owner of the tomb.
In the grunting conversation, I saw Hua Ling'er pointing at me and then at Lin Zeyuan, I guess she should have said that Lin Zeyuan came down to find jade for me, to save me? Whether it was or not, this was what I thought in my heart, so when Fengyue said in my ear, "Let's go, let him fend for himself", I turned my head and said, "Shut up!" β
Even if it's not the same kind, it's not ...... What about even if it's the same kind?
Tang Gongru, the Li family, they are my compatriots, but which one is the fuel-efficient lamp?
And ask the world-
Who can find a tomb for me, and snatch jade from the mouth of a thousand-year-old zombie for me?
I'm afraid it won't be Fengyue!
Only Lin Zeyuan...... This one said he was going to kill me, but in fact, he saved me again and again, not to mention that he just blocked it for me.
"Auntie, don't be impulsive! The hexagram ......"
"I don't care about the hexagram or what it ends up being, I just look at the ...... in front of me"
I actually understand what Fengyue said, but ah, even if he really kills me in the future, he will save me so many times-
"You know, our Zhou family has always had clear grievances, I owe him this life, I must save him! It doesn't matter if I can save it or not, I have to do it! This...... You should be regarded as the second lesson of the rivers and lakes, there is only one word, righteousness! β
After speaking, when I thought about it clearly, I don't know why, holding the injured Lin Zeyuan in my arms, I suddenly wanted to cry and laugh, I can't tell that feeling, maybe I've been lonely for too long, salted fish for too long, and suddenly there is someone who is protecting me and helping me, and I am no longer the heartless and lungless Zhou Yi who feeds the whole family without hunger in the past, this kind of change and feeling, I can't stand it.
I couldn't stand it until my tears were about to come out, so I scared Fengyue, "Auntie, ...... you cry"
I quickly wiped my tears, took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice: "Stinky boy, if you don't want to help me, don't hurt him, you can go, I'll ...... today." Be sure to take him out! If you can't ......"
As I spoke, I slowly put down the unconscious Lin Zeyuan by the wall behind me, and stood in front of him, with a snap, the windless umbrella was opened, I blocked the umbrella in front of me and Lin Zeyuan, and after putting on a posture to prepare for battle, I looked at Hua Ling'er, who was constantly begging for mercy with zombies, and continued to say-
"Hua Ling'er, you don't have to beg him, you tell him like this, your master stayed here to save me, if he really wants your master's life, then let's fight again, but this time it's different, as long as I have a breath, this sour old zombie, don't think about crossing this umbrella to hurt Lin Zeyuan!"
I finished spinning the umbrella in my hand and smiled.
At that moment, I felt very comfortable in my heart, and I couldn't control the hook of the corners of my lips, but the smile was only for a moment, because Hua Ling'er's eyes lit up, and after she truthfully conveyed it, the old zombie's scarlet eyes looked at me!
I straightened my chest and looked at him without fear, and at this time, I felt the corners of my lips pull up uncontrollably again, and raised my eyebrows directly at him, "Come on!" Have a good time! β
Afraid that he wouldn't understand, I poked him again with the umbrella, thinking to myself...... Extremely handsome!