Chapter 161: The Daughter-in-law Becomes a Lamb
Looking at the earth-shattering lamb crying there, I hurried over to persuade him, but no matter how I persuaded him, I couldn't persuade him, and he cried hard for his daughter-in-law, and the lamb said: "I don't have a father or a mother now, there is only one person left, and there is no daughter-in-law when the pig dies. I won't be alive without my daughter-in-law, so I'll just be killed. ”
I said, "Do you think the daughter-in-law that the lamb brother long-mouthed matchmaker told you is reliable?" ”
The lamb said: "Reliable, it's Erni on the villa, I have secretly seen it, although she looks black and looks like a man, but the long-mouthed matchmaker said that the woman's ass is big, she is sure not to have a difficult birth, she can give birth to a child, she has great strength, and she is a good hand at living." I was expecting the pig to give birth to the piglet, and I would be able to have a daughter-in-law, who knew that the sky would fall into misfortune...... Oh, my daughter-in-law, you died unjustly. ”
I looked at the lamb and said to him, "Brother lamb, you see if this will work, as long as the Erni you said is reliable, I will lend you money to marry your daughter-in-law." ”
When the lamb heard this, he quickly wiped his tears and snot with his sleeve, and then looked at me and said, "Dare that what you said is true? ”
I said, "Really, how much did you say it would cost?" ”
The lamb looked at me and said, "This one marries a daughter-in-law, and counts all the miscellaneous things, how can I get four or five oceans, I have two oceans here, which my father left me, you lend me two more oceans, this pig is dead, tomorrow I ask the butcher Sun to kill and skin it, just use pork to propose." The long-mouthed matchmaker likes things, and I gave her a pork leg, and she definitely agreed. ”
I said, "Okay, I'll lend it to you, and tomorrow I'll pick it up from my Three Jewels." ”
The lamb stared at me with two eyes and said, "Bold, bold, you will be my brother in the future, brother, brother......"
This lamb wants his daughter-in-law to be crazy, I borrowed money, he didn't care about the size, in the current words, that is, I have seen shameless, I have never seen such a shameless one, the lamb said, stretched out his hand and hugged me, his hand is black, I don't know whether it is pig shit, or pig urine, anyway, it is a pig smell, I quickly got up and took a step back, the lamb did not hold me, I said to the lamb: "Brother lamb, you don't want to do this, borrow money to borrow money, we can't talk nonsense, I am your brother." ”
The lamb said, "Don't be afraid that you will lend me money without interest, and I will call you whatever you want." ”
I said, "Then you should call me brother, or you should be careful that I will charge you interest." ”
In fact, at that time of the money of the Republic of China, there were really many kinds, I don't know how many times more than the current types of money, there were printed with Yuan Shikai's injustice, there were Sun Yat-sen's Sun Yat-sen's Sun Datou, there were Long Yang printed with Guangxu ingots, and there were foreign ladies printed with the station of Yang, what was it called Great Britain at that time, now I think it should be the British silver dollar, in addition to the copper coins of the Qing Dynasty, a dime and two corners of the ocean, there are also face values of ten and fifty Wen's son, in addition to the money tickets issued by the major money banks, the silver tickets issued by the major silver numbers, The milli foreign bills issued by the Nationalist Government in the south, the large ocean bills issued by the Beiyang government in the north, the China Communications Bills issued by the Bank of Communications, the new banknotes issued by the Farmers' Bank, the Zhengjin Bills issued by the Zhengjin Bank of Japan, the HSBC bills issued by the HSBC Bank of Hong Kong, plus the money printed by the warlords, can usually receive dozens of kinds of money when they do business in the provincial capitals.
But we recognize the ocean here, Sun Datou, Yuan Datou, Long Yang are all easy to make, it is the money printed with foreign girls, everyone refuses to accept it, the more the ocean goes to the mainland, the more amazing the purchasing power, although we have less purchasing power here than before, but compared with now, the purchasing power is still amazing. Usually five yuan of ocean, you can do a happy event decently, and now five yuan says that you are married, and it is estimated that the woman can beat you to death.
We agreed to the lamb, and finally persuaded the lamb, after the persuasion, the three of us remembered that the main thing was to catch the zombie ghost, and the lamb was so made that the matter of catching the zombie ghost was delayed, so we hurried to find the zombie ghost, but at this time the rooster crowed, and I heard the rooster crow, knowing that this day was in vain, because whether it is a zombie ghost or an ordinary ghost, as long as the rooster crows, you have to go back.
We had to follow the alley, go out from the other end, out of the alley, I saw a family, my heart was stunned, because the family at the mouth of the alley is special, not someone else, it is my junior brother Tianning's house, I saw Tianning's house half-covered door, I saw the half-hidden door, I felt a little wrong, according to normal circumstances, Tianning's house should be closed door, the Republic of China, is not an era of unforgotten roads, who will not close the door in the middle of the night, is Tianning got up early because of something? What can happen in the middle of the night?
I was thinking about it when my junior brother Baoguo asked me, "Senior brother, what are you looking at?" ”
I said, "You see that Tianning's house is not closed, do you think Tianning can't sleep and comes out to wander around?" ”
Baoguo said: "Senior brother, you think too much, maybe Tianning's house forgot to close the door." ”
I shook my head and said, "Probably." Then he turned to Song Dahai and said, "Brother Song, it's not early, let's go back to sleep." ”
Unexpectedly, Song Dahai said: "What are you sleeping, go, go to my house to drink, this night." ”
We said nothing and didn't go, so we arrived at the door of Song's house, we separated, and then my brother and I went back to the Sanbao Temple, this stomach has oil and water, it is much more anti-hunger, after we go back, we go to the bed and sleep, this sleep is comfortable, even the dream is not made, when I am sleeping sweetly, I heard someone shouting: "Brother Daring, Brother Daring." ”
I opened my eyes and saw that it was already dawn, so I quickly rubbed my eyes and said, "Who?" ”
A cheap voice outside the door said, "It's me, lamb, Brother Daring said last night, lend me two oceans." ”
As soon as I heard this, I quickly said: "Oh, I said Brother Lamb, I really obeyed you, you said that you miss your daughter-in-law so much, and you came to borrow money early in the morning." ”
The lamb said: "Brother Daring is not early, I sent a pork leg to the long-mouthed matchmaker early in the morning, and she told me that the matchmaker went, Brother Daring, you lend me the money, and I will prepare things." ”
I said: "Okay, okay, you wait, I really obey you, I'll find it for you, and don't call me brother, whoever of us is big, whoever is big, this can't be messed with." ”
When I had finished speaking, I cut a brick from the wall and took out two oceans in it, and we didn't trust the money when we hid it at that time, but we wanted to prevent robbers, so we either buried the money in the ground with a jar or hid it in the wall. Holding two pieces of ocean, I opened the door, a look at the lamb red face, all said that people are in good spirits at happy events, this lamb not only washed his face today, but also washed his hair, cleaned up the board neatly, his cotton jacket that is the same as the iron leaf is not worn, today put on a half-new clean jacket, two hands in the sleeves of the gown, is out of the snot, I came out, the lamb is full of smiles, showing a mouth of yellow teeth, I said: "Brother lamb, you are red, it seems that the red luan star is coming." ”
The lamb said: "Yes, yes, I am happy today, if my marriage is completed, I will definitely ask you to give a four-color gift, that bold, the ocean that I said yesterday." ”
As he spoke, he glanced at my hand and said, "I've got all the money for you, brother, take it." ”
As I spoke, I put the ocean in the lamb's hand, the lamb looked at the ocean, quickly picked up one and bit it with his teeth, then put it on his mouth and blew it, and said to me with a smile: "Thank you so boldly, the parents who gave birth to me, the benefactor is bold, and when I marry my daughter-in-law, I must let my daughter-in-law stir-fry, and the two of us will drink together." ”
I said, "This big talk is not said casually, it is said that I forgot my mother after marrying a daughter-in-law, not to mention that we are not brothers, can you think of me?" ”
The lamb said, "I can't forget, I can't forget, you can look at it, you write me an IOU, and I will press my handprint." ”
I shook my head and said, "No need, you can pay back this money if you have it, forget it if you don't." ”
The lamb listened and said thank you, and then Tianning came in through the door, and I saw that Tianning was a little wrong, especially the eyes, which were red like rabbits.