Chapter 57: You Tell Me About College?

It's now morning, and most of the live broadcast has some people who have graduated from school, or do some small business, and there are a small number of people with good reading grades who can hear what the anchor says, such as Cold and Rainy Night is one of them.

I don't understand anything else, but this small part can be understood, and I was confused, because Lin Fan actually said that he didn't know English, isn't that nonsense! Curious why I say that.

And the second girl spoke again: "Ernie sauce, how old are you?"

(Brother, how old are you?) )

This sentence made the corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitch, because foreigners don't have the name of Ernie sauce at all, only small island countries call it that.

This pretending to be a foreigner is actually pretending to be four like, and there is a sentence of Ernie sauce.

Lin Fan was already sure that the other party was purely trying to play himself to be happy, so he pretended to watch how the other party performed, and said a few words of the commonly used past: "NONONo! ”

Sister Two continued: "What's your name?" )

Lin Fan: "OKOKOk!" You tag it! ”

Sister No. 2: "How old are you?" (How old are you?) )

Lin Fan: "I come from China, China is the first cow!" (I'm from China, China's No. 1 Cattle Batch!) )

At this time, Lin Fan himself laughed, and laughed while letting go of the hand of the T keyboard.

The sailors are all confused, and they don't understand the situation of the anchor!

"Brother Fan, what are you laughing at?"

"How do I feel as if I've done something, laughing so obscenely!"

"What the hell are you laughing at?"

Asked one by one, Lin Fan said with a smile: "This girl is Chinese, definitely not a foreign girl, because foreigners don't say Ernie sauce, especially the sauce word, which is purely an accent from Shaanxi." ”

"I suspect the other party is trying to trick me, so let's go down and see if it's true!"

The marking point is marked by the girl, and it is also a jungle point, marking it here makes Lin Fan more sure that the other party is going to play his own, so he will continue to calculate!

As for how he saw it, it was because of the gains made in the prison in the past few years, and there were no people in it, which was comparable to a lot of Oscar actors.

When he went in the early days, Yuan Lao had cigarettes and alcohol there, and Lin Fan could also go around, of course, the prisoners inside didn't dare to do anything to Lin Fan, because they all knew that he was not a prisoner, if he moved, then he had to wear small shoes in the future, or die, but who wants to die, he won't go to prison if he wants to die, although he can't move his mouth.

So one by one, they fooled Lin Fan to take some wine and cigarettes, but none of them went too far, and they all asked him to drink two glasses together.

Drink together across the cell.

He was only sixteen or seventeen years old at the age of facing those old foxes who had been famous in the shopping mall and the underworld, where did he know so much, and he directly gave a few words to fool him.

After a year, Lin Fan realized that he had been fooled, and in the next time inside, those old foxes didn't dare to get close to the cell when they saw him, and ran to the corner or under the bed to hide.

So the second girl's voice was already full of laughter, so that Lin Fan could hear what the other party meant as soon as he heard it!

The second sister does mean this, and the second sister is also very famous in the live broadcast industry, and the words "little overlord" make many PUBG players gnash their teeth! I can't wait to put her in the right place!

Because in PUBG, I often turn on the voice changer and pretend to be GAY to tease the little brother, or start to tease men with the original voice first, and when it comes to flirting, it becomes a male voice directly! Scared my teammates so much that I wanted to cry! Many players have shed more tears than the water of West Lake.

The next two people were talking while searching for supplies, and the second girl didn't say, "How old are you?" That is: What's your name! (What's your name!) )

And Lin Fan's answer: If it's not nonono or okokok, it's to say that you are Chinese in English!

After a few minutes in a row, the thief who was playing with the dumb girl was happy, and she had enough fun, and she felt that she should go directly to the next link, and shouted directly in Mandarin: "Fuck, you don't know English, what are you playing!" I'm asking how old you are, why are you going to be Chinese? ”

Lin Fan pretended not to know and exclaimed: "Sleep, you Tm is Chinese, what English do Chinese say?" ”

Silly girl: "I also asked you, what kind of American clothes do you don't know English?" You say, it's still playing double row, is there a mistake? ”

The sailors in the entire live broadcast room were laughing when they watched Lin Fan acting, but no one was there yet, and some people felt very familiar, but because of the morning, they didn't remember because of their lack of sobriety.

"Brother Fan's acting skills, if you don't make a movie and win the Oscar, it's really a loss!"

"The Oscar winner who was delayed because of the live broadcast!"

"This is good, Oscar-winning actor! Rattle! ”

"I almost believed it!"

"Almost, if I didn't know he could speak English!"

After a few times in a row, the dumb girl directly opened her mouth and asked, "You shouldn't be underage, right?" ”

Lin Fan's eyebrows jumped, knowing that the show was about to start, but he still replied like no one: "What's the matter, I'm an adult, okay!" ”

Silly girl: "How old are you?" ”

Lin Fan will definitely not say his real age, and fabricate a past at will:

"I'm nineteen!"

Silly girl: "Nineteen? Eighteen is now a senior in high school, right? Or a freshman? ”

Lin Fan responded: "Senior year of high school!" ”

He didn't lie, nineteen years old is indeed about the same, anyway, the other party didn't ask whether she was studying or working, and of course there was no need to tell her if she was still studying!

The stupid girl said with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel: "Senior year of high school, now there are about ten months before the college entrance examination, you don't study hard, what are you playing to survive?" ”

"How old are you? I don't know how old you are, you don't study well? And also come to play American clothes! ”

"My English is so bad, I haven't studied hard yet, I'm going to get into a good university, but I'm playing PUBG!"

"Are you right about your father's expectations? Are you right, did your mother work so hard to raise you? ”

"Are you right? Studying must be terrible, right? I don't even know that simple English! ”

Lin Fan snickered and interjected and asked, "How old is the young lady this year?" Still reading? ”

The dumb girl stopped and continued, and replied to him: "I am twenty years old, and I am studying foreign languages!" ”

After answering, the dumb girl continued to say as if she hated iron and steel!

"Did you say you were right about your parents?"

"I didn't study hard in my third year of high school, and I still played PUBG!"

It's been going on and on!

Lin Fan laughed enough, and gave the other party this endless accusation, it was time to fight back.

"Little sister, I stopped studying in the third year of junior high school, and I haven't graduated from junior high school yet, you tell me about college?"

When this sentence came out, the sailors brightened their eyes, because they had already guessed that the anchor must be going to do something, but they didn't expect to endure it for so long, but they finally came, and they waited with fruits.