I hung up the phone, and when I turned around, I found Mai Xiaoying standing behind me, looking at me with fiery eyes.

"Let's talk, let's talk! Washer? You can figure it out! Washing machine, I've already made it, her surname is sweet and never think about it! Now, I'm going to cut you two off this thought! ”

I scolded myself repeatedly, why don't you hide in the thatched house when you call!

It's okay now, it's caused for no reason, this jealous mess!

After Mai Xiaoying finished speaking, she was as vicious as a female beast guarding her cubs, and while I was not paying attention, she suddenly stretched out her hand, snatched my mobile phone into her hand, and dialed Tian Tian's side.

Mai Xiaoying used a video call this time.

I grabbed her wrist and said, "Xiaoying, you extinguish the fire, your Sister Tian Tian, you can't afford to mess with it!" ”

Mai Xiaoying waved her arm, shook off my hand, and shouted, "Can't be provoked? I figured it out just now, even if she is powerful, does she really dare to kill people indiscriminately? My dad, the size is also a character, she kills one and tries it! ”

I said in my heart, how do you know, Tian Tian didn't plan to kill people at all, she has a way to deal with you.

Xu Laosan said, if it is not the best time, even if I take Mai Xiaoying's Yin Yuan, it will not work.

So I'm afraid of Mai Xiaoying, and I provoke Tian Tian.

Tian Tian is too lazy to pretend to be a lady with me now, she is so domineering, if Mai Xiaoying provokes her, she will definitely do what she says, and when she comes back, she will do that kind of thing.

At that time, Mai Xiaoying's Yin Yuan will be wasted, and for her and me and Mai Xiaoying, it will be a lose-lose situation.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly took advantage of Tian Tian's call before it was connected, and chased Mai Xiaoying to grab the phone.

As a result, Mai Xiaoying was determined to compete with Tian Tian.

Tian Tian didn't answer the video, she avoided me while dialing it again, she had to tell Tian Tian to understand.

This girl was afraid that I would take away my mobile phone, so she ran into the kitchen, picked up the kitchen knife hanging on the wall, and pointed at me with the kitchen knife, seeing that I was not afraid of the kitchen knife and continued to approach, she was afraid that she would hurt me, so she put the kitchen knife across her neck.

"The surname is Huang, if you dare to take another step, I will wipe my neck!"

After Mai Xiaoying finished speaking, she was about to use a kitchen knife to pull her neck.

I wasn't afraid that she would cut me, but I was afraid that she would cut herself, so I hurriedly stopped, crying bitterly in my heart, and I had to persuade Mai Xiaoying the same as persuading Tian Tian: "There is something to discuss, there is something to discuss, let's put down the knife first." ”

At this moment, Tian Tian's side was connected.

Tian Tian's joking voice reached my ears at the time: "Shout, Xiaoying girl, what are you doing here?" Could it be that in order to rebel against his parents and fight for the freedom of marriage and love, he decided to make a plan that he would rather die than obey? ”

Tian Tian knew in her heart that Mai Xiaoying also liked me, so what she said was obviously sarcastic about Mai Xiaoying.

"The surname is Tian, who is your sister-in-law! Don't get close to me! Don't be sarcastic! ”

Mai Xiaoying spoke not politely at all, she was very emotional, and her hand holding the kitchen knife was shaking.

I was afraid that Mai Xiaoying would accidentally hurt myself, so I wanted to go over and control her, but I just took half a step forward, and before the foot I lifted hit the ground, she pressed the kitchen knife down hard, and there was a blood mark on my neck.

I was so frightened that I immediately stopped and took two steps back.

"Xiaoying, there is a kind! The old lady likes your open-minded posture! If you have something to say, the old lady will listen to you. Tian Tian's tone was also not good.

"The surname is Tian, I also like Huangshan!"

"I'll tell you the truth, when I heard that you were his goddaughter, I knew what you were going to do, so I also bowed to him!"

"You became a goddaughter, I became a godsister, and I have never been one step behind you!"

"Don't you want to know what happened at night? Let me tell you clearly, at night, I used as a washing machine, not only as a washing machine, but also to eat all the laundry water! ”

As soon as Mai Xiaoying got out, she didn't want to lose face, regardless of the secret news of the boudoir, she didn't want to leak it, and she said everything.

Lying on his stomach, Tian Tian was on the other end of the phone and applauded vigorously.

"Xiaoying, well done, I have a habit of cleanliness, I just don't think you will open the way first, and start the cleaning work for me, thank you, don't stop this work, come once a day, after three years, I won't be dirty."

After Tian Tian finished speaking, he laughed heartily.

Mai Xiaoying was also the master of unforgiving speech in the past, but as soon as the true face of Tian Tian, the domineering female president, was revealed, she was very spicy in her words and deeds, and Mai Xiaoying, who had never mixed with society, was not her opponent at all.

Mai Xiaoying was so angry that she only rolled her eyes when she saw that the knife was about to wipe her neck.

At this time, I didn't dare to grab the knife at all.

It occurred to me that I had a brilliant idea to save Mai Xiaoying.

"Tian Tian, you're going too far!" I shouted loudly, first warning Tian Tian not to play too big.

Then I lowered my voice again and said to Mai Xiaoying: "Xiaoying, don't be excited, Tian Tian clearly can't eat grapes and says that grapes are sour, Xiaoying, you must not fall for her!" ”

Hearing me say this, Mai Xiaoying threw away the kitchen knife as soon as she put it away.

My heart is so happy.

Master Huang is not as stupid as some people say, and he is played around by women every time.

This time, Master Huang only used one sentence to pull the collapsed Mai Xiaoying back.

I was boasting to myself, but the kitchen knife hit the wall and flew straight at me.

Xu Laosan's kitchen knife is sharpened every day.

It was sharper than the axe that split bones in Xu Dada's restaurant, and I quickly jumped away.

The timing of my jump was just right.

When the kitchen knife hit the ground, it was just a little bit away from my toes, and if it was half a beat late, I would have had to chop off a few toes.

No one cares about my thrilling, Mai Xiaoying and Tian Tian are scared again.

"The surname Tian, did you hear it, the eldest brother is still facing me, in a word, it will break your little abacus, if you can't eat grapes, don't say that grapes are sour, anyway, I can eat it, my aunt and grandmother will eat it when I think about it in the future, and I'm angry with you!"

These two of you say everything to me, one calls himself an old lady, and the other calls himself an aunt, and the quarrel is endless.

My head was blowing up.

Third grandfather, I won't listen to you anymore, what three wives and four concubines, enjoy the blessings of all people!

Not to mention the three wives and four concubines, this is Tian Tian and Mai Xiaoying, but they quarreled in the air, my brain can't stand it, if they meet, it's not Mars hitting the earth!

When the time comes, I'll be caught in the middle, and I'll have to die.

Hu Xiaoli said before that she wanted to find me a lot of wives, and she would pay the bride price.

I used to feel that she wanted to compensate me, but now it seems that Hu Xiaoli is harboring evil intentions! She must understand that if there are too many women, there will be endless quarrels together, and she just wants a lot of women to torture me!

Tian Tian and Mai Xiaoying are still looking at their mobile phones, and you are sarcastic to each other.

The fire in my stomach is rising, it's time for Master Huang to show his majesty!

I yelled loudly: "Shut up the old man!" ”

This roar is faintly vaguely a domineering spirit of the tiger roaring in the mountains and forests.

My own eardrums were all hurt by this roar, and Mai Xiaoying and Tian Tian were also instantly quiet.

Mai Xiaoying trembled with fright, like a little daughter-in-law who had just passed the door and didn't dare to see anyone, she didn't dare to look at me, Tian Tian was also a lot more honest, and said cautiously: "Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Why is there such a big fire? ”

"Hand over the phone to the master!" I ordered Mai Xiaoying.

She hurriedly ran up to me, holding her phone in both hands, and handed it to me.

I didn't answer the phone first, and looked down to see that Tian Tian was over there, and she had returned to her previous image of an elegant lady.

"The master is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!"

As I spoke, I took the phone, then raised a hand, pressed Mai Xiaoying's head, and made her squat.

"The master is angry with the two of you now, and his stomach is on fire, what should I do......"

Before I could finish speaking, Mai Xiaoying raised her little face and hurriedly said, "Big brother, I understand ......"

……

"Uncle, how did I hear the sound of zippers just now? What's the matter with Xiaoying's sister, squatting down to pick up things? Tian Tian asked knowingly.

I stood up straight and said domineeringly, "The master is busy, hang up first." ”

"Uncle, please don't hang up, I want to see your intoxicated expression when you wait for a while."