In this school, anyone can get me in trouble, but centipedes don't.

The centipede has to beg me, he wants the old cow to eat tender grass, and he still thinks about Yu Meijuan!

"Da Chun, anyone in this school can trouble me, but centipedes won't! You'll be able to remember it later! Da Chun was shocked, and it scared me a lot.

I arrived at the centipede's office, and at the moment the centipede was fidgeting inside. As soon as he saw me coming, he jumped up from his chair.

"Chongyang, you are here!" The centipede closed the office door as he spoke.

"Director Wu, what's wrong? Why are you in such a hurry? I smiled and sat down on the soft leather sofa. And then from the centipede's hand came a good cigarette.

"Chongyang, look at this!" As the centipede spoke, he handed an invitation from the table.

I took it and opened it, and there were two people's names written on it: Wang Rulin. Yu Meijuan. This is followed by: Daiki Invitation.

"Yu Meijuan is getting married? Pretty sudden, huh? ”

I think it's a little surprising, I haven't heard that Meijuan has a boyfriend before, and she suddenly got married? Enough of an accident! Yu Meijuan, Yu Meijuan, the confidentiality work is good!

"It's pretty sudden! As soon as I heard the news. I'll contact you, but I can't contact you, but I'm dying! The centipede took a sharp puff of his cigarette and said eagerly.

"No, Director Wu, I don't seem to understand what you said...... What are you anxious for? I asked.

"Chongyang! My big brother, you don't know anything! Yu Meijuan is not doing anything else now, she is getting married! The centipede took another puff of his cigarette.

"There's nothing to be afraid of! Director Wu, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, this young woman is easier to get her hands on......" I whispered, but after finishing speaking, I still saw that the centipede was at a loss, and quickly asked: "Could it be Director Wu, you still have a chick complex?" ”

The centipede shook its head vigorously when it heard this, "Not this one! You don't know the identity of this Wang Rulin, he is the son of the principal! ”

When the centipede said this, I immediately understood.

If Yu Meijuan became the principal's daughter-in-law, the centipede would not dare to steal Yu Meijuan's fishy.

"Huh? If that's the case, then things are a little hard to do! They want to get married, and no one else can interfere! ”

When the centipede heard this, his face suddenly turned painful, and he slapped me on the thigh: "Brother Chongyang, don't be afraid to tell me the truth, during this time, I have been like a demon with Meijuan!" I think about it day and night, and I want to eat it once! If I can't eat it, I feel like I'm going to die! ”

"Uh...... Director Wu isn't it, isn't he just a woman! ”

"Brother, you don't know! My marriage was arranged by the family, and my wife and I got married solely for the sake of career! Don't believe it, you see! As the centipede spoke, he took out his phone and opened the photo album for me to see.

It's okay not to look at it, but I'm shocked when I see it. The centipede showed me his wedding photo, and the centipede in the photo looked like a talented person when he was young. But his wife ...... That's exactly a walking sow. The height is about 1.5 meters and will not exceed 1.6 meters, but the weight is definitely more than 16.

"It's all before! Here's what I'm looking at now! "The centipede is almost crying when it speaks! The centipede slid the screen as he spoke, and I felt like I was about to vomit when I watched the scene on the screen.

On the screen, a giantess is holding a watermelon in one hand and a spoon in the other, and on top of the watermelon is a large mouth of blood.

Before, one hundred and sixteen, fat like a sow, now weighs at least more than two hundred, it should no longer be described as a sow, it should be a female elephant.

"Twenty-four years, twenty-four years! I've been sleeping with a sow! In the past, her father had the power, and I didn't dare to mess around! I thought that if she stayed up until her father retired, I could be happy! But now it's the network society, one carelessly. I'm going to have to lose my job! I've been depressed for so many years, and I've been using my hands for so many years! I couldn't be more interested in that sow! But now it's different, since I saw Yu Meijuan. Everything is different! I feel like I'm alive again! ”

The centipede burst into tears. At this moment, I actually felt a little sympathy for him.

"So, brother......" he grabbed my arm, "you must help my brother!" Brothers! ”

"Forehead......" I sighed. Director Wu, if Yu Meijuan's eight-character heaven and earth are harmonious, I'm afraid I can't do anything! ”

The harmony of heaven and earth in marriage is also the time of heaven. It's predestined. Theoretically, I can also dismantle them according to the location. But this only exists theoretically, because this is different from Leng Zhengnan's change of life. Change your life against the sky. Leng Zhengnan is fully cooperative. But Yu Meijuan's marriage, how could she cooperate? Besides, she is married to the principal's son, which is probably also the ladder for her to climb. She won't give up!

"Don't ...... Brother, you must have a way, right? As he spoke, the centipede took a note out of his pocket and handed it to me.

I opened it and saw that there was a string of times written on it. "What is this?" I asked.

"When Yu Meijuan was born, I had already figured out a way to get it. Brother, brother's happiness is in your hands! ”

"Hmmm! I'll take a look first! ”

I quickly photographed the figure eight on the paper according to the birth time of the centipede.

When I looked closely at the eight characters, I was immediately happy. "Good news, good news, Director Wu!"

The centipede listened. Immediately asked, "What good news?" What's the good news? ”

"If this eight characters is really Yu Meijuan's, then it is impossible for her to get married this year!"

When the centipede heard this, his face was full of hope, and he immediately said: "The eight characters are absolutely not wrong!" It was Yu Meijuan who said it herself! But. She has sent invitations, how can she not get married? ”

"Director Wu, in Yu Meijuan's eight characters, the great luck and the passing year are in conflict, although this year appeared in the official star, but the official star rushed, and it was scattered as soon as it rushed! Not only was it scattered, but the official star was conjunct with the earthly branch of the Great Universiade. Her fiancé will have an affair! ”

"Really? Chongyang, what you said is true? The centipede stood up excitedly.

"Nine out of ten!" I smiled.

"Good, great! It's so good! That is, I still have a chance? The centipede looked at me and asked.

"Director Wu, let me tell you this. It's not just a chance, yours has a great chance! You look at her eight characters, when the time comes, the official stars will rush and scatter in two. Her fiancé was having an affair, and she must have had similar thoughts...... If she can't step on the headmaster's boat, and there is a political and educational director in front of her......"

"Haha...... Right! Right! That's right! Good! That's great! Du Chongyang, you are a talent! What a fucking talent! ”

As he spoke, the centipede took out a wad of money from his wallet and handed it to me, "Brother." Recently, it is inconvenient for my brother to invite you to dinner, and this money is a little bit of my brother's heart! ”

"Uh...... Director Wu, you ...... All right! Taking people's money and eliminating disasters with others is also my mission! ”

I left centipede's office with the money, and when I came out and counted, there were 17. This centipede is really generous!

I returned to the classroom with a happy heart, and at this time, it turned out to be Yu Meijuan's English class again. When I saw Yu Meijuan, I felt that the situation was not good, so I hurriedly shouted in a proper manner: "Report!" Then he immediately explained: "I didn't mean to be absent, but the school leaders asked me for something!" If Teacher Yu can't do it, you can go to the Political and Educational Office for consultation! ”

Yu Meijuan looked at me for a moment. Then he said with a gloomy face: "Du Chongyang, a cheeky person like you who is not ashamed or ashamed, I really feel that it is a waste to say a word to you!" But, for the sake of the past I've been in a good mood lately! I don't know anything else! Go back and sit! Later. If you don't study yourself, don't affect other students who study hard! ”

Yes! Yu Meijuan, this slut!

She doesn't forget to humiliate me at any time, don't I just can't learn English? Didn't she pout her family's ancestral grave in her previous life, as for me?

"Yu Meijuan, Yu Meijuan, the day you surrender to the centipede, I will clap my hands on the side!" I cursed in my heart.

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