Chapter 221: The Taoist Priest Who Deceived and Deceived

An Sheng went to the kitchen to pick up the seasonings he needed, and when he saw fresh mutton with skin, he ordered someone to carry it to the lake along with cooking utensils. The two of them chose a flat place by the lake, opened the paper packet, and poured a little of the medicinal powder inside on the surface of the lake.

Yu Jingyun raised his nose and sniffed lightly: "What kind of smell is this?" It feels weird. When I heard the name, I thought it was the smell of sake lees, but it smelled fishy. ”

An Sheng gave him a blank look: "This thousand days drunk is for the fish to eat, not for you, what use do you like?" ”

It's just the kung fu of the two of you going back and forth, teasing each other, and the thousand days of drunkenness evenly dispersed with the water waves, floating on the surface of the water. Then, as expected, schools of fish from the lake came to the surface and competed to swallow them.

An Sheng was overjoyed, and hurriedly urged Yu Jingyun to make a quick move.

Yu Jingyun was unhurried, broke two branches from the side, flicked his fingers, the branches flew into the water, and two splashes rose, and then a fish floated slowly, straight and straight, and it was actually turned white directly by the branches through his eyes.

Yu Jingyun fished out the fish, and all of them were fat and large carp, each one a foot long.

An Sheng happily took it, worked hard, cleaned up the fish, fried it in oil, added spices, mutton with skin, and stewed it in spring water.

A fish, a mutton, are extremely fishy food, now a pot of stew, but there is no fishy taste, the soup is milky white, boiling out of a very fresh aroma.

Yu Jingyun stayed in front of the pot, had a ride with An Sheng, and chatted without a match.

The sun is pleasant, dispels the cold, and makes people drowsy.

Yu Jingyun has good ears, and he pounded Ansheng: "I have heard the allusion of the Buddha jumping over the wall before, but today I know that what I said is true." You see, although your fish bite sheep did not seduce the Buddha to jump over the wall, it did attract a Taoist priest. ”

An Sheng turned his face and saw an old man in a gray robe walking towards the two with a smile, his face full of red light, fairy wind and bones, his feet were not dusty, as if he was stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, and his clothes flashed to the front.

In this inaccessible wilderness, An Sheng was a little surprised to see a wandering Taoist priest.

The old man walked up to the front and smiled at the two of them.

"Traveling all over the world to the land of precious treasures, hungry and thirsty, can you disturb a piece of the pie?"

An Sheng glanced at Yu Jingyun beside him, and felt that he was aiming at Yu Jingyun's murderous aura, and this old Taoist dared to take the initiative to beg for food, which was not ordinary courage.

Then he nodded: "The Taoist chief is blessed, this fish bites the sheep and it will be fine immediately." ”

Yu Jingyun was relatively vigilant, and when he saw that this Taoist priest had a bearing and was by no means an ordinary monk, he asked directly: "Dare to ask where is the Changbao Temple?" What is the name called? ”

The old way looks like a fairy wind and bones, and he is still serious, but this question and answer are squeezing his eyebrows, "hee-hee" smile, with a little unconformed funny: "I am divination for a living, traveling all over the world, and living in no fixed place." ”

"Oh?" Yu Jingyun raised his eyebrows slightly: "How do you look so naΓ―ve?" I don't think I often make a living in the city of Beijing. ”

Lao Dao squinted slightly, took off his robe beside An Sheng, and sat straight on the ground, just salivating and staring at the fish in the pot: "At the feet of the Son of Heaven, the capital of the powerful, it is not easy to mix rice, and it is rare to come here." ”

Yu Jingyun smiled "hehe": "It turned out to be a wild Taoist priest who made a living by swaggering and cheating. ”

This was said unceremoniously, but the Taoist priest did not care at all: "It's just begging for food by mouth." ”

An Sheng pursed his lips and smiled: "You are a Taoist master, where can you admit that you are a liar?" ”

The Taoist priest couldn't eat the food in the face of it, swallowed again and again, and his face was full of greed: "Fortune-telling is originally three points of heaven, three points of vision, three points of speculation, and one point of speculation." ”

Because of his experience of rebirth, An Sheng was skeptical about these ghosts, so he took the dishes and chopsticks from the side and handed them to the old man: "If you can see through the three-point heaven, it's not bad, and it's also a skill." ”

Lao Dao couldn't wait to raise his hand, but Yu Jingyun stretched out his arm to stop him: "Slow!" ”

The old man raised his face: "What's wrong?" ”

Yu Jingyun smiled slightly: "This meal was bought by my birth and death, young master, and pinning my head to the waistband of my trousers, where is there such a good thing, which directly cheapens you?" ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, his face was full of resentment: "This fish is taken from the lake, it is born and grows, and everyone can eat it." We monks eat a hundred meals and give a hundred years of blessings, so donors should not be so stingy. ”

An Sheng also glanced at Yu Jingyun with disgust: "It's convenient, if you don't think it's enjoyable enough, I'll stew it again." ”

Yu Jingyun shook his head: "As the saying goes, no merit is not lost." We invite you to eat meat, and you come to give us two hexagrams, we don't owe each other, and we don't need to accept anyone's favors, so there will be no cause and effect. ”

The Taoist priest stared anxiously at the tempting soup pot, and opened his mouth without thinking: "This son was born powerful, he grew up in a golden nest and a silver nest, and his body is murderous, evil is not close, his life is smooth, everything is good, what is there to calculate?" ”

His words made An Sheng and Yu Jingyun can't help but look sideways.

Yu Jingyun was wearing a gorgeous brocade robe, wearing a purple gold crown, and a jade belt around his waist.

"What about her?" Yu Jingyun pointed to An Sheng.

The Taoist priest pointed to the soup pot: "Let me eat a little to fill my stomach first, I absolutely know everything, and I will say everything." ”

Yu Jingyun let go of his hand, and the Taoist priest immediately unceremoniously scooped a bowl of meat with a soup spoon, gobbling it all up, and it was so hot that he couldn't stop sighing.

Yu Jingyun stared at the Taoist priest while eating, his eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

A bowl of meat entered the stomach, and Lao Dao wanted to serve it again, but he was stopped by Yu Jingyun, and he mouthed in the direction of An Sheng.

Lao Dao glanced at An Sheng up and down, and blurted out: "The girl's fortune is coming, and she is about to break out of the cocoon and amaze the Quartet." ”

This is in line with Ansheng's fortune in recent days.

The two of them were surprised, Lao Dao had already taken the opportunity to serve a second bowl, and even ate the soup and meat cleanly, and gave An Sheng a thumbs up: "Lao Dao, I have a bad mouth, I go south and north, and I eat a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas." Your little girl's fish and sheep are so old, I'm eating it for the first time. This method of fishing is also novel. ”

An Sheng glanced at the surface of the lake, at this time, the water was rippling, the residual lotus was withering, the medicinal powder was scattered, and there were still fish floating on the surface of the water and spitting blisters, but the fish were no longer crowded like Shicai.

She was even more surprised: "How do you know how this fish was caught?" ”

The old man is greedy for food, and he doesn't raise his head: "A thousand days of drunkenness." ”

"Dao Chang is so knowledgeable!" An Sheng praised sincerely: "You even know that you are drunk for a thousand days? ”

Lao Dao pointed in the direction he came from: "Lao Dao Shicai is closing his eyes and recuperating, and the smell of a thousand days of drunkenness wafts by the wind." ”

Yu Jingyun asked suspiciously: "Then how did you know that you were drunk for a thousand days?" ”

The Taoist priest gobbled up while talking, he had already eaten his stomach, and drank a bowl of hot soup, his face was red, and the corners of his lips were oily.

"I know astronomy and geography on the old way, I know everything, I know everything, I know everything, this recipe is not a secret, what is so strange about it?"

Yu Jingyun smiled at the corner of his lips, leaned over half of his body, and said meaningfully: "Then you calculate, how is my marriage, master?" If thou wilt be right, I will provide thee with a year's bread. ”

The Taoist priest pointed at An Sheng: "If this little girl does it, I'll give you the count." ”

"Your mouth is quite tricky, I mixed this meal and it took a lot of effort, thousands of miles away, almost lost my head, as soon as your upper lip touched your lower lip, you mixed a full meal and a full meal, and you have to inch in."

The Taoist priest shook his head: "This is a leak of heaven, and you want to fold your own blessings, how can you say it so lightly?" ”

Yu Jingyun waved his hand: "Then forget it, it's just a relief anyway." Of course, my own marriage is my own decision, and whoever I like is whomever I like. ”

The Taoist priest shook his head and said seriously: "This is a bad word, you like it and girls like you." Haven't you heard that creation makes people and that heaven is destined for marriage? Some people are not suitable for them, and even if the two are happy, they may not be able to come together. Like what...... You two. ”

As soon as Yu Jingyun heard this, he almost jumped up: "What's wrong with the two of us?" ”

The Taoist priest shook his head and said: "The two of you are born with a fire life and a water life. Therefore, it is not destined to come to fruition. ”

"Fart!" Yu Jingyun suddenly became anxious: "Full of nonsense." ”

An Sheng hurriedly tugged on his sleeve: "You yourself said that you don't believe it, how can you take it seriously?" What do you do with such a big temper? What's more, it's impossible between you and me in the first place. ”

"Why is it impossible?" The fire in Yu Jingyun's heart "puffed" up: "Master, who I said to marry is whom?" What is the mandate of heaven, if you don't accept it, master, I will poke a hole in the sky! ”

The Taoist priest got up and patted his buttocks, and burped with satisfaction: "Chang'an can say such arrogant words, except for Yu Shizi of the Dingguo Marquis Mansion, I'm afraid there is no one else." As soon as you enter the Hou Gate, it is as deep as the sea, little girl, he is indeed not suitable for you. ”

Yu Jingyun sat still in place, but his hand moved, and with a flick of his fingers, he pulled out a long sword from his waist, a loud dragon chant sword roared, the tip of the sword pointed directly at the Taoist priest, and sneered: "Say, who are you?" ”

The Taoist priest faced the sharp tip of the sword, but his face did not change, he had no fear, and only smiled calmly: "Shicai Lao Dao has already said that he is just a Taoist priest who relies on pit abduction and trickery." Donor, your anger is too big, which proves that the liver is not too good, and you need to vent the liver fire, otherwise your anger will be sluggish, and you will be prone to all kinds of diseases. ”

When Lao Dao said this, An Sheng almost couldn't help laughing, and she remembered that the last time Yu Jingyun lost his temper in the medicine house, Leng Nanxian teased him like this. He also secretly put a little laxative in his food to quench the fire.

Yu Jingyun's sword tip moved forward an inch and smiled sarcastically: "I have never believed in any face-to-face divination techniques, you obviously know my identity for a long time." What are your intentions in trying to get close to the two of us? ”