Chapter 44: Are You Crazy?
Seeing Erya walking obediently towards the corn, I quickly got up and followed.
As I walked, I thought, I have explained it very clearly just now! We have to give the field to the corn obediently, and we have to pull enough coffee for her.
It's like when a star appears, there must be fans around him, and there must be bodyguards to stop him.
There are no bodyguards to stop the fans, the star signs for everyone and takes photos with everyone, tired is one thing, scarcity is expensive, then the autograph and group photo are worthless, and slowly the star will not be a star. What you can't get or what is hard to get is precious!
There are only bodyguards to stop them, and they are desperately stopped, and there are few of their own fans who are shouting there, and those quasi-fans or passers-by will not make up for it. If you are beaten by a bodyguard, who is it? I'm not the first sister of Hongqiao! In the end, it didn't end up being good.
In short, degree is important!
But Erya didn't seem to understand what I meant.
I haven't caught up with Erya yet, Erya has already run to Corn's obedient side.
"Hello corn, I'm Ermao's girlfriend, can I take a photo with you?"
When I rushed to the two of them, I just heard Erya's sentence "I am Ermao's girlfriend".
The corn obediently saw me and smiled at me.
"Let's go together." Corn said obediently.
This seems to be said to Erya, and it seems to be said to me, and it is more like it is said to the two of us.
After the group photo, that is, some guests blow each other in various businesses and take various group photos. Erya was the first audience to sit in the audience and rushed to the stage to take a photo with the guests, and the other party was still the biggest coffee seat tonight.
Erya and I stood on both sides of the corn, and the corn stood in the middle and took a group photo.
"Teacher Ermao," Maize said to me obediently, "My girlfriend is very beautiful, don't forget to invite me when you get married." โ
I wanted to explain that Erya is just a good friend, not a girlfriend. As a result, Erya opened her mouth first, "Thank you, you must be invited when the time comes, you can't release the pigeons......"
Erya, are you crazy?!
I gave Erya a roll of the eyes, didn't you pick out the matter of the corn obedient draft when you released the pigeon?
I'll have to beg someone later! This offends me, how will I mix it up in the future!
Since Er Ya said that it was my girlfriend as soon as she opened her mouth, and she deliberately mentioned the matter of releasing pigeons, Corn naturally thought of the draft matter.
"Teacher Ermao, I was really sick at that time......" Maize obediently apologized.
"It's okay, it's okay......" I quickly nodded again, I didn't dare to offend the corn girl. I wanted to say that you think too much, and if you continue like this, I'm afraid that the more you explain, the more troublesome it will be!
Thank God, thank earth, thank you fate...... Oh, off track...... Thanks to another guest looking for a photo with corn, so I and corn obediently nodded and left this embarrassing topic.
After the corn was obediently called away by other guests, I immediately took Erya's hand and dragged Erya out of the venue.
"What are you doing!" I was angry, "Crazy you!!" โ
Of course, Erya knew that she had made a mistake, and immediately put on a look of grievance.
"She didn't believe what she said...... "Er Ya said hesitantly, "is there any reason?" โ
I gritted my teeth and was speechless!
"I didn't say anything about her draft," Erya immediately pretended to be indifferent, "I mean let her stop talking about it and come to our ...... Don't come when the time comes......"
Of course, Erya didn't say the word "wedding" because my face was already ugly.
"Speaking of which......," I continued to criticize her, "how do you tell people that it's my girlfriend?" โ
I was already very angry, but Erya laughed out loud, "Aren't I afraid that she won't take a picture with me?" Thinking that it must be good to play your banner...... I didn't expect it to work...... Hehe......"
Seeing Erya's silly smile, I felt like a punch on cotton. You have a good point, I am speechless!
Erya, are you stupid? If you're really worried that you won't be able to do without my banner, you can just tell someone that it's my friend, why do you want to say it's my girlfriend. Although it is true that girlfriends are a little closer than friends. But if it's really just to take a group photo, even if you are a fan and a person all the way, I believe that Maize will not refuse to agree.
Or am I stupid?! You just looked serious, you can't tell that you're joking, or just to get close to it, okay? After the forced kiss, you publicly said that it was my girlfriend in front of others, you ...... I really don't know what to say.
I seriously suspect that there is something wrong with Erya's spirit, why did Sijie suddenly like to play tricks on me after Sijie left?
On the 49th day of the Four Precepts, he forcibly kissed me......
Come out to eat in Minyue and make a bet with me, and if she wins, she wants me to marry her......
Today, I said it was my girlfriend in front of the corn obediently......
"Erya," I adjusted my mood, trying to appear calmer and more relaxed, "I don't know if it's the Sijie incident that hit you hard, and I also admit that I used to like you very much, and even liked you for a long time, but it all ended after you and Sijie got married." Can you understand what I'm going to say? โ
I'm sure Er Ya understands, but she shook her head, "Why are you like this, it's a joke and it's serious, and it makes me feel like I'm on a pole more...... I'm leaving! โ
After saying that, the second girl left without looking back, leaving me extremely messy.
forcibly kissed me, and later told me not to take it seriously.
If you want me to marry you, I deliberately said that I want me to send you (home), but you seriously call me a bastard, and keep saying that you want me to marry you.
Say it's my girlfriend in public, and when I'm serious, you say it's a joke on me......
Erya, if it weren't for the fact that Sijie had just left, I would really want to scold you.
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The first night of my graduate years in Jincheng was spent at a bar called Forget.
For me, the first day of school was filled with all kinds of fantasies about the future. But Sijie told me that he and Erya were going to get married, which shattered all my fantasies.
I went alone to a bar street outside the campus, called Forget.
Because the time was relatively early, there were no customers in the bar, and the waiters were dozing off in twos and threes. I was greeted by someone like a maรฎtress or a hostess.
"Brother, what do you want to drink?" She was dressed in a flamboyant dress and walked towards my desk. The color of the lipstick and the long skirt is kept at a high level, and the rhythm of the high heels stepping on the ground gives a comfortable relaxation.
"What should I drink for emotional wounds?" I asked her.
"Hehe......" she smiled, "I was sad when school started, and you ended it before you started?" โ
Suddenly, I felt that the way she spoke was very literary and that she was very right to me. So I said a few more words, "I've heard that love should be drunk the strongest liquor, and give me the strongest bar you have here." โ
She continued to laugh, "Brother, life is a long road, there is no strongest wine in this world, sister, please drink a RIO, and after drinking, go back and study hard." โ
So, she took a RIO from the bar and gave it to me.
I laughed too, a self-deprecating smile. I was despised......
"Afraid I don't have any money?" I asked her.
"I'm afraid something will happen to you." She said.
Maybe it was because school had just started and everyone was busy with various placements, so not many people forgot about the bar that night, and she could even chat with me at my table for a long time.