A woman in the courtyard of the haunted house was deep in thought, sitting cross-legged on the steps in an elegant posture and thinking....

Suddenly.... With a pat on the leg, let's have a classic old bridge, sell yourself to bury your father.....

The bridge section is not afraid of being old, as long as it is useful.

Don't say a great man, a black cat and a white cat can catch mice, and he is a good cat.

Oh Ma ~ I'm so witty! Talented!

"Erdan, Mao Feng don't practice, come back quickly and get ready to start."

Su Qiqi dragged the two into the house, shook off a burden on the table, and the cosmetics fell off the table.

"Seventh sister, what are you doing?" Erdan asked, looking at the big brush in her hand.

"Today, let's sing a good play, your face is too ruddy, and you are yellow."

Su Qiqi smeared soybean flour on Erdan's face, wiped his neck and hands carefully one by one, and tore his clothes rudely and tore a few big holes.

Erdan broke free from the claws, covered his chest and said, "Seventh sister, what do you want to do?" What are you doing with the shreds you have in good clothes? ”

Su Qiqi kicked over with a flying leg and said: "Your identity today is a baby of a dead father, not only a dead father but also a poor ghost." Go and roll a few laps in the mud in the yard, and then beep and let you star naked, believe it or not? ”

"Faith." The second egg painfully touched the rag clothes and obediently rolled on the mud.

Mao Feng knew that it was useless to struggle, so he sat on the stool and asked, "Xiao Qi, what am I?" ”

"You're my dad today."

Mao Feng's body shook violently when he heard this, and he fell to the ground in fright, wiping his sweat and waving his hand at her, "Xiao Qi, don't scare me!" What did I do wrong? If you want to clean me up, you don't have to beat around the bush. ”

Su Qiqi looked at him with disdain and said, "Why do you say you are so bold?" Singing, do you understand? You're a dead man today, put on makeup, and just lie on the board. ”

"What do you mean?" Mao Feng asked puzzled.

"Ouch~ Hard, come on, come on, sit up, I'll tell you two about the play." Bababa .....

"Xiao Qi, why bother so much, stir up the teacher, let's go directly to the master's house at night to grab it, and it will be over."

After Mao Feng heard the story of selling himself to bury his father, he was even more confused, when did Xiao Qi become so roundabout and so gentle, not like her style.

Erdan also thinks so.

Su Qiqi glanced at the two of them and said: "Labor and management don't know how to go directly to the door to grab it neatly, now the wind in the city is tight, and the door of the old man's house is too tight, it is not easy to enter." ”

Besides, why do you have to climb over the wall if you can enter through the door? Climbing over the wall is generally a small thing to do, and a tall person like her goes to climb the wall in the middle of the night every day! It's too substandard.

"Oh~" The two of them suddenly realized in unison.

"Okay, it's time to change your clothes." Su Qiqi made a fool of the two, and he also put on a beautiful nude makeup, changed into a white dress, white skirt and white shoes, and inserted a trembling little white flower on his head.

A beautiful white lotus flower has appeared.

The three of them went out, Su Qiqi dragged the cart in front, and the second egg pushed the cart behind, muttering to the dead man in the car while pushing, "Brother Mao, you have gained a lot of weight recently, don't rob me of meat in the future, the seventh sister said that she is too fat, and she can't marry a daughter-in-law......"

The dead man lay on the hay and did not dare to move, for fear of being beaten.

Erdan continued to read: "Brother Mao, you sleep and snore, you will fall asleep in a while, and you will wait to be beaten if you break the matter of the seventh sister....."

Mao Feng: .......

Su Qiqi turned around and scolded: "Are you Tang Seng?" What are you talking about all the way? You just go to the west and get it. ”

The second egg was disciplined, but he pinched Mao Feng, and Mao Feng laughed silently under the broken mat.

The three of them set up a stall at the corner of the rich street and put up a sign.

Su Qiqi entered the play in a second, with sad tears on his face, stood beside the cart delicately, and at the same time kicked the second egg under the cart, lowered his head and pretended to wipe his tears, and whispered: "Be sad, the pestle is like wood there, come to the play." ”

Erdan knelt on the ground and howled: "Dad, why don't you die without saying hello?" Leave my orphans and widows behind, shake them off, and leave......"

Su Qiqi, who was choking, looked at the sky speechlessly, pretending to rub his eyes, squatted down and grabbed his arm and twisted it.

"After the play, you are blind and howling, who is an orphan and widow with you. Forget it, you're acting, stand quietly on the side, it's too pompous, it's a bad thing! ”

Erdan got up and argued, and strongly retorted: "When my father was dragged to fight, my mother cried like this. ”

"Ho~ Art comes from life! But can you come to the scene? Won't it be flexible? We are sisters and brothers today, where are the orphans and widows? There are few people, otherwise it will be exposed. ”

After scolding, Su Qiqi touched the white flower on his head and leaned softly on the railing, his eyes were slightly red, and his expression was sad and uncontrollable.

The business came to the door, and a boy dressed as a scholar came leisurely.

The scholar stood still in front of the cart, glanced at the wooden sign, his eyes focused on Su Qiqi, and a magnetic voice escaped from his lips: "Girl, Xiaosheng is willing to solve your difficulties, you can go with me." ”

Su Qiqi raised his eyes and glanced at him a few times, but he was not interested, and stretched out his hand and said, "Fifty taels." ”

The scholar pointed to the sign and read, "Sell yourself to bury your father, the little woman is willing to be a slave and a maid, and she is willing to make a promise with her body." It doesn't mention fifty taels of silver, Xiaosheng can help you bury your father, isn't it? ”

"My heart is so sad that I forgot to write." Su Qiqi said perfunctorily.

The scholar looked at the delicate little lady in front of him and was really reluctant, "The girl might as well go with the little girl first, and the silver will be taken from you later, and the girl will be treated like a jewel after the little birthday." ”

Su Qiqi was cold in his heart, he didn't have a lot of money, and the grain warehouse was full, where did the dog dare to tease labor and capital.

She pushed Erdan in front of the scholar and said, "Now, take it back." ”

Erdan stumbled at the scholar one by one, Huang Huhu's hand grabbed his sleeve, and the scholar turned sideways to avoid it, unwilling to accept Erdan.

"Girl, he is a male baby, how can he be my little lady."

Oh, do you want to be your little lady with labor and management?! Eat leopard gall?

Su Qiqi took out a handkerchief from his sleeve pocket, wiped the corners of his eyes and wanted to cry without crying: "He is a female baby, but the woman is not obvious, my sister's life is miserable!" gave birth to a male baby elephant, and his mother said that it would be good for him to grow up, you see, my sister's noodles and plates are good, and the son treats him well, and he will grow into a beauty in the future. ”

Erdan blinked and saw his seventh sister come over with a fierce look, and was forced to nod helplessly.

The scholar refused to believe it, and he didn't want to play any cultivation game.

"Xiaosheng fell in love with the girl when he saw her today, if you are worried about your little sister, you two can go home with Xiaosheng together."

Su Qiqi's eyes flashed, he was extremely impatient, wasting his time on labor and capital, blocking labor and capital from doing big business, and cutting off the way of labor and capital are all bad people......

He covered half of his face with a handkerchief and replied shyly: "It is difficult for the son to invite him, but the little woman is disrespectful." Childe, can you accompany me to the alley to pick up my clothes? The little woman was a little scared alone~"

The scholar's face welled up with joy, "Okay, let's go." ”

Su Qiqi swayed and led the amorous scholar into the alley, as soon as he entered the alley, his face changed, the handkerchief was stuffed into his pocket, and he turned around and reached out to grab the scholar's placket and dragged it to him.....

"Let you get in the way of labor-management, make you love labor-management, make you unable to open your legs when you see a woman, and let you cut off labor-management and financial ......"

The amorous scholar has never seen such a terrible woman, and her face changes faster than he turns the book, which catches people off guard. I want to talk with more like-minded people about "Crossing the Farming and Escaping the Desert", WeChat pays attention to "excellent reading literature", chats about life, and looks for confidants~