Chapter 66: Wild Drag Racing
Orcs never need a fig leaf to wage war, and they may seem savage and ferocious, but at least they're honest and cute.
Because they never make excuses when they start a war, but straighten their backs and shout to the world: I'm here to have fun, because it's Waaaagh!
Meng Nan has now organized the orcs of the three clans, ready to concentrate all the resources at hand to build a big ship, and then drift across the ocean to another continent to engage in a Waaagh of his own launch!
As for the big hole in the bottom of the sea that Iron Chin said......
Meng Nan thought about it and dispelled the idea of going to find out, in this world, going deep into the bottom of the sea or underground will definitely not meet good things. So he thinks it's better to stay away from the big hole under the sea, and he is not afraid of 10,000 just in case.
Before Buzz built the big ship, there was little to do in the various clans, and everyone used to find fault with each other for three days, but now that they are all under the command of the same boss, of course, there is no need to continue internal friction, at least until all the orcs on this continent are united.
As a result, the one-eyed dragon suggested holding a race around the continent, and Meng Nan readily agreed and announced that he would personally participate in it.
The news spread quickly, and although the orcs of the Evil Moon Clan and the Blood Axe Clan were not too keen on drag racing, everyone didn't want to weaken their clan's momentum, so they all began to actively prepare.
Meng Nan's purpose of participating in the competition was different from those orc boys, his idea was to make a comprehensive survey of the continent's environment, and by the way, the remnants of the orc forces encountered on the way were included in his command, and the other was to pick up garbage around the continent.
He felt that it was a lot to kill, and it was very Waaagh!
It took about ten days to prepare, mainly because of fuel problems. After all three clans were pumped, the situation of the plantations improved dramatically, and the production of both mushrooms and other by-products was significantly increased.
It's just that this time everyone played a lot, and they wanted to go around the continent Waaagh, so they needed to reserve a lot of fuel, and in the end, they used the old method to hunt and kill dozens of Skoog sharks to get a satisfactory solution.
"Mixed fuel, power thief Waaagh!"
This was advertised by the One-Eyed Dragon, but it was quickly learned by the Orcs of the Evil Moon Clan, and a new recipe was introduced. The one-eyed dragon's business has plummeted since then, and he is so angry that he fights with the evil moon boy for three days.
During this time, the fart dentist also launched his own product, the seat belt, but unfortunately the sales were dismal, uh, the orcs really didn't need this kind of thing, and they didn't sell one until the start of the game.
On the day of departure, dozens of vehicles from the three clans gathered at the gate of the camp of the Evil Sun Clan, and the scene could only be described as a vast and thick smoke.
With the start of the race, the team set off.
This time Mennan did not bring Bass with him, and the old smoking gun was once again abandoned in the camp, the former being in charge of the construction of the ships, and the latter continuing to look after the important recruit plantation. Speaking of Bath shipbuilding, one thing has to be mentioned, because of the current shortage of metal materials, the metal cold weapons of each clan have been forcibly confiscated for re-refining.
There was a major exchange of weapons in the distribution of weapons, with the handcuffs almost all distributed to the Blood Axe Boys, and the other clans using stone axes, stone hammers, and stone spears as weapons.
When he saw the boys of the Evil Sun and the Evil Moon holding primitive weapons and driving roaring vehicles, Meng Nan in the car always felt that this scene was funny.
Meng Nan didn't drive, he felt very tired of driving, although he said that he wanted to compete, but he shamelessly asked for a substitute driver. The substitute driver is not a fart who is obsessed with drag racing, but an orc drag racing boy one-eyed dragon, Meng Nan is very relieved of him, at least more at ease than the lack of heart and eyes who go crazy when he touches the steering wheel.
As for the lack of heart, it is now restricted by Bath from freedom, and it is reformed by labor in the shipyards.
As an old driver, the one-eyed dragon has no racing skills, just one word - so fast that people want to shout Waaaagh!
With the super power of the combat tractor and the strong driving skills of the one-eyed dragon, Meng Nan, the contestant who asked to fight on his behalf, can be said to be far ahead, and the other orc vehicles can only chase after him and eat ashes crazily.
And this is exactly what Meng Nan needs, he must run to the front to get a good view, to enjoy the clear and desolate exotic scenery. Of course, this will also see if someone is cheating and taking shortcuts.
Depart at sunrise and stop and camp at sunset.
The orcs are puzzled by this, we have never heard of racing cars and have to be repaired in stages, the big guys are driving and falling asleep and hitting the stones, or the car breaks down and runs out of gas before stopping! But the boss fiddles with the on-board cannon so that everyone has to act according to the order, anyway, the boss said that the camp will be set up, otherwise what else can be done, do you want to take the initiative to send it up and be beaten by the boss?
After several days of racing along the edge of the continent, Meng Nan has been controlling the rhythm and has come up with a points-based rule that is puzzling to the drag racers.
The style of painting is a little biased, but it is exactly what Meng Nan needs.
Stopping the car this night, everyone began to build a stove to make food, Meng Nan asked a few fart spirits to move three large barrels from the car, which were filled with the first batch of mushroom wine brewed by the Evil Sun Clan, and filled the bowl for each orc boy, counting it as a reward for following him to eat ashes during this time.
Of course, having wine to drink makes the orc boys smile, this kind of thing can only be enjoyed as the boss in the past, who told everyone to be poor in the past.
Although it is said that the points in the sub-stage make Ou Krypton unhappy, but it is better to have wine to enjoy, and then find someone to fight if there is wine and meat, this kind of life is also very Waaagh!
Meng Nan doesn't care if the boys drink and make trouble, as long as they don't pull out knives, it's also a fun thing to slap each other's faces with their fists, so it's appropriate to vent.
The expected brawl soon ensued, and the two parties involved in the brawl were the one-eyed dragon and a boy from the Evil Moon clan, and the two of them slapped each other in the face by the fire, and no matter who hit whom, the onlookers would shout Waaagh with laughter and laughter, and also pointed out two tricks from time to time, making it difficult for the two orcs with blue noses and swollen faces to distinguish between victory and defeat.
"This style of painting seems to be normal again. Meng Nan sat on the roof of the car and smiled, then caught a glimpse of the dentist who was shuttling through the crowd. "Dentist, come here. ”
When the dentist heard the boss's voice, he immediately put away the pocket on his waist, ran to the side of the car and looked up and replied, "Macho boss, I'm here to pinch it." ”
"What are you doing?"
"I ...... Hey. The dentist grinned as he clutched his waist pocket.
Meng Nan looked at the handful of yellow hair on its head and smiled again: "Are you organizing them to bet?"
The dentist nodded cautiously, it knew that the boss was not against this kind of entertainment among the orcs, it was worried that the boss would confiscate this bag full of teeth, and the big brothers who won the money would beat themselves flat if they couldn't get their teeth!
"You come up. Meng Nan patted the position next to his ass and said.
The dentist screamed in his heart, but he still climbed on the roof of the car very honestly and walked to the position that the boss had just pointed out.
Meng Nan thought it was funny like this, so he decided to scare it again. Putting away his smiling face and opening his big mouth full of fangs, Meng Nan coldly ordered, "Give me that bag of teeth." ”
The dentist instantly burst into tears, ┭┮_┭┮: "Woo woo, boss, don't ...... I'm going to be beaten ......."
"Hahaha. Meng Nan laughed and patted the dentist's head, then asked in a low voice. "Who do you think will win?"
WTF?!
Dentist Σ (⊙▽⊙a: "Waaagh, the macho boss, you also want to bet?"
Meng Nan nodded.
The fart spirit immediately looked left and right, and then leaned closer and whispered with an expression that I knew the inside story: "Macho boss, I have discussed it with Brother One-Eyed Dragon, he pretended to lose first, and then turned the tables, and bet on Brother One-Eyed Dragon to win!"
It's a pity that Meng Nan didn't hear what it said, because there were several meteors in the dark night sky.