Xu Laosan said that he wanted to use rice to kill the dragon girl in Tsing Yi, and I wanted to ask at the time, why was she afraid of rice, but I thought about it, this is not the focus at the moment, so I didn't ask.

Just because I didn't ask doesn't mean I don't want to know.

Dawu was not a party to this incident, so he was more curious than me, so he asked Xu Laosan at that time: "I said long, why is Long afraid of rice?" ”

Xu Laosan glared at him, and said that if you go to buy rice, you will buy it, you shouldn't ask, you should talk less.

Dawu quit at that time, saying that I have been separated from my own daughter-in-law for many days because I helped you find a daughter-in-law? What do I do to you, you don't know yourself, it's possible that your daughter-in-law has found it, and my daughter-in-law broke up with me! Oh, I gave so much and you told me to shut up, that's how you treat me?

When Da Wu said this, he threw the car key in his hand on Xu Laosan's face.

"If you treat me like this, I'll go with my daughter-in-law now, and when you go to find your daughter-in-law in the future, don't come to me!"

Dawu was really angry this time.

He was telling the truth, and Jiani was not happy when she heard that Da Wu was going to go to other places with Xu Laosan.

If it weren't for Lao Bai and Aunt Dou pressing, Jiani would have come to Guandi Temple a long time ago, jumping to scold Xu Laosan, and she was often separated from her husband.

Dawu rarely gets angry with Xu Laosan, and this time it happened for a reason.

Dawu has always wanted to be Xu Laosan's apprentice, and for this, he has been doing all kinds of things for Xu Laosan, and he has never complained, but as a result, Xu Laosan just didn't accept him, and even in the face of Dawu's apprenticeship request, he didn't refuse, just hanging Dawu like that.

If I were the Great Warrior, I wouldn't wait for this to get angry again.

Dawu changed his complaint to anger this time, and Xu Laosan was stunned at that time.

He didn't expect Dawu to dare to get angry with him.

Xu Laosan was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "Dawu, you see that the two of us are playing, I will just joke, why are you angry, isn't it why the dragon is afraid of rice, I can just tell you no." ”

I can see it through, Xu Laosan doesn't dare to completely offend Dawu, otherwise where will he go in the future, find such an obedient driver as Dawu.

Xu Laosan softened, and Dawu, who had a good temper, became even softer.

Seeing that Dawu no longer exploded, Xu Laosan talked about why dragons were afraid of rice.

It turns out that all big creatures are afraid of parasites, whether they are large land creatures or sea creatures, and dragons are no exception.

In the eyes of the dragon, maggots are parasites, so they are very afraid of maggots, especially maggots that burrow into their scales.

White rice is like a maggot, so even if it is a dragon king, when he sees white rice, he will hide in the dragon palace and dare not come out.

Therefore, in ancient times, when passing through the great rivers, the knowledgeable boatman, in order to prevent the dragon from going out of the water and knocking over his boat, would sprinkle rice in the place where the dragon haunted to avoid the dragon and ensure the safety of the boat.

Xu Laosan said this and looked at me.

I understand what Xu Laosan meant, when I subdued the Dragon Girl in Tsing Yi, it was not that I could beat others, but that I sprinkled rice in Banshan Lake, which scared the Dragon Girl in Tsing Yi from a dragon to a weak woman.

In this way, a weak woman is not my opponent.

Because Shenlong is her true body, and when she shows her true body, her combat power is the strongest.

Just like I am now, it's only when I show my true body that I am powerful.

Xu Laosan said to Dawu again: "That evil dragon hurt Zhang Lin, so I have to use rice to deal with her now, and this time I want to cook rice, the cooked rice is sticky, it will stick to her scale armor, she can't shake it off, she will feel nauseous and itchy due to the psychological effect, when the time comes, if you don't itch to kill her, I will also disgust her!" ”

After I listened, I hurriedly pulled Xu Laosan aside.

Dawu also said, do you want to buy rice or not?

I waved my hand at Da Wu and said Brother Wu, don't buy rice, you go to reunite with Jiani's sister-in-law first, Xiao Beisheng is newly married, you can be light.

Dawu listened, turned around and left.

After being away from home for so many days, he had long missed Jiani.

As soon as Dawu left, Xu Laosan jumped and yelled at me, saying that you let him go, you kid go and buy me rice!

Ignoring Xu Laosan's struggles, I dragged him into his room in the East Cross Courtyard.

"Third Grandpa, have you forgotten the agreement between Master Guan and the Dragon Palace? If you attack the Dragon Lady in Tsing Yi, then you will tear up the agreement between Master Guan and the Dragon Palace, and when the time comes, you will not be afraid of Lord Guan asking you trouble! ”

Xu Laosan didn't listen to my persuasion, saying that everything I did was for your little aunt, and now that your little aunt has become like this, I don't care if I have any agreement or not, Master Guan wants to cut me, whatever he wants, as long as I kill the evil dragon first!

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I knew that he had no way to cure Zhang Lin at all.

If he had a way, he wouldn't have broken the jar like this.

Xu Laosan took advantage of my stunned efforts to break free from my hands, and he was going to buy rice on the street.

I grabbed him by the shoulders and dragged him back again.

"I said Third Grandpa, you can't do it yourself, it doesn't mean that others can't do it, I have already informed Grandpa, he and Master Tai will be here soon, even if Master Tai can't do it, we can still go to Peng Zu!"

Xu Laosan didn't stop my persuasion, and stepped on the surface of my feet with his feet.

I was in a hurry and pushed him away.

"Xu Laosan, you don't care about Zhang Lin's life or death, don't you plan to go to Yuan Feifei again! I don't want my daughter, and I don't want my daughter-in-law who shares the same bed, Xu Laosan, I look down on you! ”

My roar was quite effective, Xu Laosan held his head and squatted on the ground at that time.

Seeing Xu Laosan pulling his hair, looking very painful, I lit a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Third grandfather, what I said just now is a bit heavy, don't take it too seriously, in fact, I don't mean anything else, I just want to tell you that it hasn't reached the point of exhaustion yet, don't give up hope easily."

Xu Laosan took two puffs of his cigarette, nodded, and then took out his mobile phone.

"I'm going to call the old fool! Zhang Lin has such a big thing, why hasn't he come yet! This old fool, can't do business, play some slanted hands every day, you said that your grandfather's old things, you can use him to follow him every day to mix, he didn't mix blindly at the beginning, your grandfather and Zhu Chiruan tattoos, will not make trouble to the point now! ”

Xu Laosan complained while dialing his grandfather's mobile phone.

No one answered.

But outside the door, a jingling bell rang.

Xu Laosan was startled and quickly hung up the phone.

As soon as the phone hung up, the mobile phone ringtone outside disappeared.

Xu Laosan dialed the phone again, and the ringing bell rang outside the door again.

Xu Laosan and I were stunned, and after reacting, the two of us went over at the same time and opened the door together.

There were two fat old men standing outside the door, one was a smiling grandfather, and the other was a grandfather with an angry face.

I couldn't say it in my heart, Xu Laosan didn't rush over until he answered the phone.

These two old guys didn't answer the phone when they came over.

Anyway, it's good to come, looking at grandpa's smiling face, I feel that they must have a way to save Zhang Lin.

In this way, I was much more relieved, so I hurriedly greeted the two old men.

Grandpa smiled and nodded at me, and Master Tai raised his leg and kicked me aside.

"Bastard boy, he actually said that he was going to crush my bones and scatter ashes, and he also burned my tablet, so get out of the way for me."

I rolled on the ground and rolled behind my grandfather.

I am my grandfather's own grandson, and if Master Tai wants to beat me again, he will definitely protect me.

I guessed right, grandpa blocked the master, and said Master, my grandson is at fault, blame me for not educating well, if you want to fight, you can greet the apprentice!

Master Tai said okay, then I will take care of you.

Xu Laosan saw that his grandfather was going to be beaten, not only did he not go over to help his grandfather intercede, but also handed a big wooden stick to Master Tai.

"Master, this stick is easy to use, and it saves breaking your old man's hand." Xu Laosan nodded and said.

Master Tai took the big wooden stick and weighed it twice in his hand.

Grandpa was not afraid at all, bent down to help me, and gave his back to Master Tai.

Xu Laosan pointed to his grandfather's back and said Master, don't spank the back, it's better to spank, the fourth child is fat, and spanking can't hurt his muscles and bones.

Xu Laosan has made up his mind, and he wants to see the excitement.

To say that he was not in the mood to watch the excitement before, but I saw it just now, Master Tai has a way to save Zhang Lin, so Xu Laosan can also see it, so he will be in the mood to watch the excitement.

Master Tai smiled, and his backhand was a stick.

However, it was not the grandfather who was beaten, but Xu Laosan, who was waiting to see the excitement.

"Little third son, you said that the fourth son is fat, let me ask you, what does he care about you, has he eaten your food?" Master Tai said as he continued to beat Xu Laosan.

Only then did Xu Laosan understand that Master Tai, a fat man, was most afraid of others saying the word fat.

Xu Laosan accidentally said that his grandfather was fat just now, and Master Tai thought that he was referring to Sang scolding Huai.

"Master, I didn't say you're fat!" Xu Laosan dodged while distinguishing.

"Yes, you didn't say I was fat, but you said I was an old fool, I was outside just now, I heard it clearly, and you said it several times! Stinky boy, if you don't get beaten, you won't have a long memory, and you will call me an old fool! ”

Master Tai said in his mouth, and the stick in his hand did not stop.

That stick is like having eyes, no matter how Xu Laosan dodges, it can always accurately greet Xu Laosan's ass.

Xu Laosan screamed and said Master, don't fight, it hurts.

Grandpa picked up the conversation and said, "It hurts? You asked the master to spank me just now, why didn't you expect it to hurt! ”

Over there, the master beat Xu Laosan all over the ground, and the grandfather here snickered.