During the meal, the old man Xu drank and drank deliciously, smacking his mouth after tasting a sip, the mountain spirit saw it in his eyes, drooled greedily, jumped over and picked up another bottle of wine and put it on the ground, and wanted to bite the cap with his teeth.

As soon as I reached out, I pulled the mountain spirit apart and shoved a piece of meat into his mouth.

"You still have to drink human milk, when I finish these chores, I will find human milk for you to drink, now you eat vegetables and eat first, you can't drink!"

Old man Xu drank half a bottle of wine, his face turned red, and he came to laugh at me again, saying that the female secretary of Principal Zhao was at least ten years older than me, but I also became lustful and drooled at others.

I was blushing by what he said, and I couldn't help it, so I told him everything that happened to me when I was a child.

Including the secret of not having drunk breast milk.

"My mother and I are enemies!" I said hatefully.

Old man Xu shook his head, no, no matter what you say, you are also the meat that fell from your mother's body, how could she harm you, it is estimated that she has something unspeakable.

I was so angry that she said bullshit, she wanted to kill me.

I told me how my mother betrayed my birthday to Hu Sangu.

Old man Xu didn't believe it, and said that there are parents who don't love their children, you said that your mother betrayed you, do you have any evidence, don't talk nonsense if you don't have evidence, this is unfilial piety in ancient times, and it will be cut in half.

I said how I didn't have proof, I had a notepad with the handwriting she left behind.

When I said the three words of notepad, I saw Old Man Xu's ears and suddenly twitched.

This old guy is very thin, but he has a pair of fat big tricky ears, which are very abrupt on the thin and pointed head, so I can see it very clearly when he twitches.

I suddenly had an idea, and I suddenly thought of Old Man Xu's thieving methods.

"No, my notepad shouldn't have fallen into a puddle, it must have been stolen from me by you, an old guy!"

Old man Xu can steal the live mountain spirit from me without knowing it.

Removing a dead notepad was not difficult for him at all.

"Nonsense, if you don't say it, I don't even know about the matter between you and Hu Xiaoli, so I didn't know what the value of that notepad was before, since I didn't know the value of the notepad, why should I steal it?"

Hearing Old Man Xu say this, I stood up.

"Lao Xu, I didn't tell you, my mother's name is Hu Xiaoli, how did you know her name? You're still trying to help her say good things, oh, I see, you must have been sent by her, right? The so-called twenty years of being trapped are all made up by you to lie to me, right? ”

As I spoke, I grabbed Old Man Xu's wrist with a strong hand.

Although I have more strength than Old Man Xu, he is faster than me, and his hands are much more flexible than mine.

Old man Xu pinched his thumb hard, and it happened to be on my pulse.

The old guy found my life at once, and half of my body was numb.

"Hey, boy, do you want to accept it?" Old man Xu had a wicked smile on his face.

"Not convinced!" After I finished speaking, I opened my mouth to spit on him.

Old man Xu's thumb was hard again, and I felt that half of my body was like being hit by a heavy hammer, and I almost screamed in pain.

Then I felt that my mouth was numb, and I couldn't spit out even if I wanted to.

"Dare to be disrespectful to your elders, don't give you a little bitterness, you don't know how powerful, I'll let you taste a more sour taste." After Old Man Xu finished speaking, his face was blank, and he wanted to pinch me hard.

As a result, the old guy suddenly smiled, that kind of bright smile, and said: "Huangshan, I'm joking with you, we don't have to be like this." ”

I turned my head to see that the mountain spirit was holding a chopstick, standing on my shoulder, the tip of the chopsticks was just facing Old Man Xu's eyes, and the tip of the chopsticks was only a few hairs away from his eyes.

It turned out that Old Man Xu attacked me, but after this little guy reacted, he took action.

Although Old Man Xu played with the mountain spirit for most of the day today, but I turned my face with him, the mountain spirit still knew who was far away and who was close.

I was pinched by Old Man Xu only the veins, which can make me hurt but can't kill me, the chopsticks of the mountain spirit are aimed at his eyes, and if you insert them hard, you can insert them into his brain.

Speaking of which, the current disadvantage is Old Man Xu, and I have turned defeat into victory.

"Well, wait for Dad to give you a drink." I said to the mountain spirit with a smile.

"Old guy, what you said before was right, without the help of the mountain spirits, I am not your opponent at all, what about now, are you convinced?"

"I'm not convinced, don't forget, your veins are still pinched by me, we are now half a catty, no one can help anyone, the mountain spirit dares to insert my eyes, believe it or not, I will pinch you to death!"

Good guy, you're still me.

I'll just say okay, I'm going to scrap one hand, and I'm going to let the mountain spirit stick the chopsticks into your head, I'll count one, two, three, let's do it together.

Then I started counting: "One, two......"

"I'll take it, I'm not going to be able to take it!"

Old man Xu saw through it, and the mountain spirit understood what I meant, as long as the three-one exit in my mouth, even if he could save his life, one eye would definitely be poked blind, so he admitted defeat.

"Then you let it go." I said to Old Man Xu.

Old man Xu weighed the pros and cons and slowly let go of my hand.

I rubbed my sore wrist and didn't let the mountain spirit put down her chopsticks.

"Lao Xu, I'll ask a question next, you answer, and the answer satisfies me, I'll let the mountain spirit put down the chopsticks, otherwise, hum, believe it or not, I'll let him pick out your eyes and roast them on the fire and eat them."

As a result, before I could open my question, Old Man Xu was anxious.

"Huang Shan, even if your grandfather Huang Laosi sees me, you have to respectfully call me the third brother, according to the seniority, you have to call me the third grandfather, you dare to touch me, believe it or not, Huang Laosi will hang you up and beat you when the time comes!"

This old man Xu actually knows my grandfather's name, does he really know my grandfather?

"Huangshan, I am your grandfather's third senior brother! Xu Laosan! Your grandfather likes to eat fatty meat, the kind of steamed braised pork, he will eat rice, he can eat a large bowl of meat in one meal, and he likes to lick the bowl clean after eating the meat! ”

I was stunned, grandpa especially likes to eat braised pork, and he really eats it like this.

Others like fish soup and rice, but my grandfather doesn't, he likes to make rice in the sweet soup of braised pork.

But after thinking about it, I said: "My grandfather's habit, the people in the old street and the villages on both sides, who doesn't know, don't come to me!" ”

The mountain spirit suddenly sneezed and held the chopsticks in his hand. almost poked into Old Man Xu's eyes, Old Man Xu was frightened and shouted: "Huang Laosi has a nickname, called Lao Fei, this, few people know about it!" ”

Hearing what Old Man Xu said, I hurriedly asked the mountain spirit to put down the chopsticks.

Grandpa does have a nickname, just Lao Fei.

But no one knows about Lao Cai, I was still a child, secretly looking through my father's old books, and found it from his diary when he was a child.

It is written in the diary that one day at Grandpa's house, an old man with a white beard and white eyebrows came, and after the old man walked in the door, Grandpa closed the door and began to kill chickens and fish.

Grandpa left the old man to have a meal, my dad has never seen grandpa so respectful to a person, pour wine when drinking, serve rice when eating, the old man has always affectionately called grandpa Lao Fei.

After the old man left, my dad asked my grandfather why he called you old fat.

Grandpa slapped my dad and turned around in half a circle, saying that if you dare to mention the word old fat in the future, I will throw you into the well and drown.

At the end of my diary, my dad complained aggrievedly that my grandfather was too vicious.

Even knowing such a secret nickname as grandpa, it seems that Old Man Xu is very likely to be grandpa's third senior brother.

I still need to confirm it, though.

I told the story in my father's diary and asked Xu Laosan who that old man was.

"Of course it's my master, otherwise who would dare to call your grandfather Lao Fei, boy, do you know why your grandfather rejects the nickname Lao Fei so much?"

I said why?

"Haha, your grandfather likes the second senior sister, but the second senior sister has always been a vegetarian, because your grandfather often eats fatty meat, so he gave him the nickname of Lao Fei, ignored him, and ran away with the senior brother."

I was dizzy, it turned out that my grandfather still had this romantic history.