038 Official Ghosts
The official seal appeared, and the centipede entered the most powerful luck after the age of forty, and made good use of it. That's the truth about him, but I can't tell him much about it. To put it bluntly, I don't seem very clever.
"Brother Du, then you have to help my brother more! If I can go up one more liter, when the time comes, my brother will definitely not treat you badly! "What the centipede is saying to me now, he is convinced.
"It's not a loss, let's talk about it, we have a friendship here, and I will definitely help you! However, you have a peach blossom outside the wall this year, you need to pay attention! ”
The peach blossom outside the wall is an affair. In the fate game, I met Tai Sui as the peach blossom sha, and the peach blossom sha raised its head in the month. In layman's terms, it is the centipede that wants to steal it.
"Peach blossoms outside the wall? Does this matter? The centipede hurriedly asked.
"Well, it's all up to Director Wu what you think! If you want to eat something, that's a good thing, if you don't want to, I'll help you resolve it! I said with a sip of tea.
When the centipede heard this, he quickly took out a cigarette, lit it for me, and then got closer and whispered, "Brother, you are really a god!" To tell you the truth, I've been annoyed by the yellow-faced woman at home for a long time, and I really have a goal recently! Brother, if you hadn't seen it, I'd be too embarrassed to tell you! ”
"Oh? Don't know what the director is aiming for? I asked with a smile.
"Brother, I won't talk about the goal first, you tell my brother first, do you have a way to match the matter of men and women?" The centipede looked at me expectantly.
I took a deep breath of the good cigarette that the centipede had lit for me, and then slowly puffed out the smoke ring, "Director, you are an insult to what I have learned by asking this question!" ”
In the matter of men and women, there is naturally a way to match. For example, in the case of centipedes, it is only necessary to strengthen the power of peach blossoms in the moon, then the centipede's desire will be strong and the opportunity will be great.
"Yes, yes! It's my brother, it's my fault! The centipede looked carried away.
"Director, I think you have a small goal?"
Looking at the words and colors, the centipede's squinting appearance knows that he has already made a hypothetical!
When I asked this, the centipede was a little embarrassed, "Brother, the target brother naturally has it!" I can tell you, but you have to promise me, first, you must keep it secret, and second, you must help my brother! ”
"This has to be! Director, you take such good care of me, how can I not help you? Make our school, right? I asked.
The centipede nodded, paused for a moment, and he suddenly looked at me with a disgusting smile and asked, "What do you think of the teacher?" ”
"Ahh I'm Cao, it's Yu Meijuan! As soon as I heard the centipede say this, I immediately slapped my thigh in fright.
The centipede was thinking about Yu Meijuan...... Yes...... Isn't this a typical old cow eating tender grass?
Although Yu Meijuan is hateful, although she is a slut, she is a superb goddess. What kind of thing is he centipede? In his fifties, he was short and fat, with most of his hair out and a face of wrinkled pine bark.
If he eats Yu Meijuan, wouldn't it be flowers stuck in the stool? Be as disgusting as you want!
Although I don't have a good impression of Meijuan, Yu Meijuan is also the goddess I fantasized about being a horse at midnight, if she is eaten by a centipede...... That's not to disgust a person.
"Brother, brother, you be quiet......" My reaction startled the centipede.
"Good!" I promised, my heart was really turbulent! Even if I hate Meijuan, I don't want to see her eaten by centipedes! Isn't that a tyrannical thing? Centipede, how dare you think about it!
"Brother, what do you think of you?" The centipede asked me excitedly.
"Director's good eye! It's not that I blow it, but the teacher's appearance and figure are simply like a big star! I said quickly.
If Yu Meijuan was really eaten by a centipede, and I happened to know it, wouldn't it be the best revenge for Meijuan! I tried to convince myself! But there is always resistance.
"Brother, look at this, have you thought of a way from the aspect of fate?" The centipede is drooling.
"This, this is naturally no problem! That's it, director, school is not a place to talk, let's find a place to plan another day! ”
I decided not to give centipede an accurate answer. If he had taken a fancy to any female teacher other than Yu Meijuan and Yin Rumeng, I wouldn't have felt so disgusting! I'm completely disgusted by centipedes right now. It's like eating a bed bug, and then, you can't cough it out and you can't swallow it...... I need to get out and breathe quickly!
I look at a centipede like a black pig that has been dead for many days and has become stinky.
People look disgusting enough, and they can't imagine that their hearts are even more disgusting.
"Just what I want, just what I want! Brother, I'll make an appointment! Wait for my call! The centipede smiled from ear to ear.
The centipede took me to the classroom, and then he called out Yu Meijuan, who was lecturing.
"Teacher Yu, I have educated Du Chongyang, this little bastard, he knows that he is wrong, and his parents will come to school later! Now I'll ask him to apologize to you! After the centipede finished speaking, he gave me a kick. I quickly apologized.
These are all designed by us in advance, and life in the world depends on acting skills.
"Teacher Yu, I'm sorry I know it's wrong! It's my bad mouth! I'm so sorry...... I shouldn't have ......"
"Smack!" Before my apology was over, Yu Meijuan gave me a slap in the face.
I was almost stunned. This slap thief is fucking heavy, and his face hurts hotly.
"Du Chongyang, you are indeed a stinky mouth! You do owe a fight! You remember, those are the two words I hate the most! There won't be a next time! Yu Meijuan reprimanded loudly.
I covered my hot face, stared at Yu Meijuan, and scolded in my heart: "Slut, slut, slut, slut......" and repeated it ten thousand times.
"Slut! I will not pity you anymore! How I wish you could be eaten by this stinking dead pig centipede! Eat thoroughly! ”
"Yu Meijuan, the day you are eaten by a centipede, I will definitely stand aside, record on my mobile phone, and wave my hand to applaud!"
Yu Meijuan scolded me for a long time, and finally said: "Go back to the classroom!" ”
I went back to the classroom in disgrace! As soon as I returned to my seat, I immediately took out my phone and sent a message to Centipede:
"I look at her face and complexion, there is a drama in this matter, if you can get her eight characters, you will be sure of nine out of ten!"
A minute later, the centipede messaged me back: "Good brother! If you can succeed, you will never treat your brother badly! "Behind it is a row of colored expressions!
Today's lunch break, Leng Zhengnan has not seen it, and there is nothing to do at school, it is a rare time for me.
Zuo Tangfeng left a mantra, and after combining the hexagrams, what he got was the direction. The hexagram shows that it is an official ghost.
In the northwest, the official ghost. A murderous nail.
Leng Zhengnan is a poisonous snake, I'm saving him! This nail that can kill him is the seven inches of Leng Zhengnan's poisonous snake.
If he bites me, I'll kill him first.
The story of the farmer and the snake tells us that if you want to save a snake, you can't continue to be a farmer.
Taking advantage of the lunch break, I first came to the old courtyard of Zuo Tangfeng, which was basically in ruins, and the fire was very dangerous.
I decided to go in and take a look, and the layout of Qimen Dunjia inside was revealed!
Qimen Dunjia, the starling must have been on the stairs on his left foot, and he stepped on the corresponding southern hexagram in the gossip with one foot, so it formed a separation as fire.
What the fire needed, Zuo Tangfeng had already prepared before, and this fire was not caused by Qimen Dunjia. Qimen Dunjia is to ensure that the fire designed by Zuo Tangfeng can occur smoothly.
It's also to blame the starling for luck, if the starling is stepped on with his right foot, then the fire will not appear.
I didn't have time to sigh too much, Zuo Tangfeng was already dead. However, he left me one thing:
Non Gui water blocked the road, and there was no noon in the middle of Jiashen.
Official ghosts, northwest.
The northwest represents the land of water, the Jedi of Leng Zhengnan, and the land of jealousy, which indicates that the nail of the murderous feng shui bureau is here.
However, the scope of the representatives of the official ghost is very broad.
The official ghost represents the thief, the lawsuit, and the yin and yang things......
I took out my compass and walked strictly in the northwest direction of the compass, and after walking for almost a mile, I came to the courthouse. This is a good move, indicating that the hexagram is good!
If you continue to walk, there is a mountain, and there is a path up the mountain.
After walking for about twenty minutes, I saw a cemetery, and the path ended here......