967 The grievances of the old turtle
Zheng Poyu carried Hong Beauty and asked me again: "King, this is not a woman from a good family, if so, I don't want it." ”
I shook my head and said that it is not a good family, it is a thousand-year-old fox spirit's subordinate, and I still haven't confessed my guilt, and I don't bother to spend time on her, let her realize her mistakes, and give it to you, you discipline it well.
Zihuan Chenghuang also said, Lao Zheng, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, go, I don't want you to play chess with me tonight.
Hong Meinu kicked and hit Zheng Poyu's shoulder, and bit Zheng Poyu's ear with her mouth.
This girl is really ruthless, she took a hard bite, and she bit half of Zheng Poyu's ear at that time.
However, Zheng Poyu was already an official ghost, and his mana was a level higher than when he was just a water ghost before, so half of his ears were gone, so he shook his head at that time, and then his ears grew out again.
He also asked Hong Meinu: "Little lady, are you hungry?" My ears are not satisfied, and I will chop off an arm for you to eat, do you think it will work? ”
Hong Meinu encountered a hard stubble this time, and she didn't dare to make a mistake anymore, so she only wiped her tears on Zheng Poyu's shoulder, saying that this general, the little woman knows that she is wrong, please, let the little woman go.
I said in my heart that this is cheap, how polite I am to you, but you don't buy it, and if you fall into the hands of Zheng Poyu, you will become a little sheep.
"Lao Zheng, don't trust her easily, be careful that she takes advantage of your inattention and puts you together." I said with a smile.
Zihuan Chenghuang also waved his hand, saying yes, if you don't take her down, you can't be her man, hurry up, take advantage of the full moon now, go to Peacock Island to take her down, and when she is tamed by you, half the wedding, then we will go, I will save you gift money from now on.
Zheng Poyu smiled and said You can still be short of money?
"Stop the ink, get in." I said to Zheng Poyu.
Zheng Poyu nodded, said that he was out of company, and then carried Hong Meinu and ran straight to Peacock Island.
Zihuan Chenghuang looked at Zheng Poyu's back, envious, and said to me: "I said Mountain God, when will you be able to give me such a gift?" ”
"You have seen the scene of the ghost Qinglou, you will lack a woman?"
Zihuan Chenghuang scratched his head and said that it was all taken by my brother-in-law, and I rarely go to that kind of occasion alone, besides, now that I am already an advanced civil servant in the prefecture, it is not appropriate to go to those occasions again, after all, I am now jealous of many Chenghuang, waiting for me to make a mistake, and then give me a cannon.
I nodded and said wait, if there is a suitable one, I will definitely introduce it to you.
When I said this, I suddenly thought of a question, so I asked Zihuan Chenghuang: "Xiaochenghuang, if you marry a wife, do you need the approval of the prefecture?" ”
"I'm just an ordinary county-level city god, as long as I marry a wife, I can do it if I like, such as General Zheng, he is a prefecture-level ghost, and marrying a wife is like this, I don't need the prefecture to ask, but it can't go up, such as the provincial-level city god and the ghost, they are considered the feudal officials of the prefecture, so the object of marriage must be reviewed by the prefecture."
Listening to Zihuan Chenghuang say this, I knew that Zichenghuang in the provincial city was telling the truth and didn't lie to me.
"Little City God, do you know Purple City God?" I asked him.
"The city gods of one of our provinces are under his control, how can I not know him, but I know him, he may not be familiar with me, after all, there are so many city gods in a province and at the county level."
I smiled and said that if I have a chance, I will introduce you to him.
Zihuan Chenghuang said yes, that old guy is actually very upright, and the little judge wooed him several times, but he refused.
When it came to the little judge, I told Zihuan Chenghuang that I now have the evidence of the little judge's guilt, and as long as it can be handed over to Lord Yama, the little judge will definitely fall.
I didn't tell Zihuan Chenghuang that the black ledger was given to me by Zichenghuang.
Zihuan Chenghuang didn't ask me, where did the black ledger come from, he just said, Mountain God, don't think too simple about things, our Lord Yama is not the iron-faced and selfless lord, the things that the little judge does, he must also know some rumors, think about it, he is the boss of the underworld, I believe that as long as you give the black account book to the Lord of Yama, he promises to burn it, because he will definitely defend the little judge.
I was stunned at the time, and said that if I got this black account book, wouldn't I take it for nothing?
"Mountain God, don't worry, this is definitely not for nothing, we can set a bottom line, as long as the little judge doesn't mess with Zhang Guancha, let's say everything, if he dares to provoke Zhang Guancha, then let's give him a fish to break the net, and when the time comes, the black account book will be useful."
When Zihuan Chenghuang said this, he pulled me to sit down and poured me another glass of water.
I thought about it for a while, and said that you just said that if I hand over the black ledger to Lord Yan, he will burn it, so if the little judge offends Zhang Lin, how can I use this black account book to kill the little judge?
"At that time, we can only come to a ruthless one, when the Lord of Yama convenes everyone to discuss the matter, hand over this black account book to the Lord of Yama in public, when the time comes, in order to serve the public, he will definitely not favor the little judge on the surface, at least the little judge will be dismissed and investigated, when the time comes, it will be easy for the little judge to hold on to his life, but if he wants to turn over, it will be difficult."
Zihuan Chenghuang said that the head was the Tao, and finally emphasized that if he really wants to do this, it is equivalent to not giving face to Lord Yama, and he may have to be worn by Lord Yama in small shoes in the future.
"You and Zhang Lin Zheng Poyu, now under the management of the underworld, I am a scattered immortal mountain god, what can he do to me, I am not an official of the underworld, even if he wants to give me small shoes, he can't find a chance, so let's just say it, as long as the little judge dares to provoke Zhang Lin, I will make him look good!"
After chatting with Zihuan Chenghuang for a while, Mrs. Mei came to report with two ghosts who had just died.
I'll just say that you are busy, Xiaochenghuang, I'll go first.
When I passed by Mrs. Mei, I asked her again, is the old turtle spirit in the Land Temple now?
Mrs. Mei nodded and said yes.
I said that you two are getting along well, my turtle brother, this time it is a plug in the door for you.
"Lao Yuan is good at everything, it's just the old problem of drinking alcohol, I can't get rid of it, I'm drunk again tonight, Lord Mountain, if it's convenient for you another day, take the time to help me persuade him and let him drink less."
I nodded and said no need to change the day, I'll go to him now.
Out of the City God Temple, I called Shan Biao.
Good guys, because the tiger cubs have grown up, now the ecological base has also put the tiger cubs on the mountain, this time when Shan Biao and Dongxue came over, they were followed by several, real tiger head and tiger brain little guys.
I said at the time, "Oh, you guys have a few bites, don't finish eating the little animals on Paohuling."
A few little guys pestered my mother in the winter snow, so I let Shan Biao carry me over the mountain beam.
When I came to the foot of the mountain, I let Shan Biao go back, the land temple is very close, just walk.
When I came to the Land Temple, I saw that it had been almost renovated, the area had been expanded, and the walls and roof had been reinforced.
The existence of Mrs. Mei is unknown to living people, but the old turtle spirit is in the land temple every day, and everyone can see it.
In order to prevent everyone from becoming suspicious, Xu Laosan had already made up a reason, saying that the old turtle spirit was in the land temple, which was a kind of practice in the last years of the wind and candle, and he said a set of sets, so everyone believed him, and they did not doubt the real purpose of the old turtle spirit in the land temple.
With Xu Laosan's words, everyone acquiesced, the old turtle spirit practiced in the land temple, so in the renovated land temple, pots and pans, beds and furniture are readily available.
When I went in, I saw the old turtle spirit lying on the bed, sleeping.
When you get closer, you can smell the smell of wine all over his body, and the smell of rancid food.
I looked down, good guy, in the trash can at the head of the bed, the old turtle spirit spit out a small half bucket.
I shook my head, tossed the trash can outside, and shook the bed vigorously.
I originally thought that shaking and shaking could wake up the old turtle spirit, but he just turned over and said that the waves were a bit big, and my small boat, don't overturn.
I couldn't laugh or cry, so I had to smash my fist on his hunchback.
That's it, I woke up the old turtle spirit.
The old turtle spirit who woke up was so drunk that he almost didn't even recognize me.
He who me off put him directly on the roof of the house and let the west wind blow his head well.
After a while, the old turtle spirit's alcohol all dissipated, and he stumbled on the roof and fell down.
The old turtle fell to the ground with a bang, and this time he was completely sober.
I asked the old turtle spirit, why is it so decadent, it stands to reason that you now have a wife, life should be more moisturized than before, why is it not as good as the previous meeting in the Guandi Temple, the happiness is boundless.
Hearing me ask this, the tears of the old turtle spirit came down in an uproar.
This is the first time I've seen the old turtle crying, and I thought it was Mrs. Mei who had done something to him.
"It's okay to give it to her, it's my own incompetence." The old turtle said.
When I heard the word incompetence, I felt a sigh in my heart, and I said at the time, Brother Turtle, are you really not good? You can't do a man's job?
The old turtle jumped up at that time and said What nonsense are you talking about, on the bed, I am fierce.
I hurriedly handed him a cigarette and reassured him a few words, and then asked him why he said he was incompetent.
At this time, the old turtle spirit confided a big secret to me.
It turned out that he could have returned to Lao Turtle Pond and continued to be the overlord of Lao Turtle Pond.
As a result, last time Liu Blind told him that he should not go to the old turtle pond again, because the old turtle essence has now been requisitioned by the forces represented by the essence of the human spirit.
The old turtle spirit disagreed, and he had to do it with Liu Blind at that time.
As a result, Liu Blind ignored him.
The old turtle spirit secretly went to the old turtle pool, but Dou Yispoon stood on the edge of the waterhole and waited for him.
The old turtle spirit was spooned by Dou, fell on the ground eighteen times, and was driven away from the old turtle pool in embarrassment.
He also said that the last time he was drunk and stole the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, he actually wanted to use Master Guan's knife to cut Dou Yi.
As a result, Dou Yidao was not afraid at all, so he easily took the knife away, and threw it on Qinglong Mountain.