Su Qiqi's eyes widened, "002, you were bought by eggs?" Eggs soaked in spring water?! Soak a black egg? ”

The stupid Su Qiqi stubbornly believes that tattoos are the patent of people in the Black Society, so the eggs with tattoos in his hand are by no means a good thing.

Why should the precious spiritual spring water be used to soak the bad guys?

002 didn't bother to talk nonsense with her, and went straight to the point: "Either the spiritual spring is blistered, or the golden thread pokes into the inside of the egg and gropes inside." Choose one of the two, boss, please just click and choose one. ”

Su Qiqi stiffened his neck and said without buying it: "Who stipulates that you can only choose one of the two?" Can't you smash eggs? ”

Speaking of smashing eggs, I can't help but think of the golden egg smashing lottery on the earth, and my hands are ready to move.

002 glanced at her expression and said coldly, "Boss, what are you thinking?" Do you think this is a golden egg and a silver egg? Do you want to go down with a hammer, no matter how bad it is, you can get laundry detergent, soap or something? ”

"002 What do you think about peeping at labor? You shameless little bitch. Su Qiqi shouted.

002:“......”

Please, do you need voyeurism in your thoughts? Clearly capitalized on the face!

Looking up to the sky and sighing, 002 said helplessly: "Boss, think twice, this egg is a hammer deal, smashed and can't find clues, it will really become a bad guy with soup and juice." ”

Su Qiqi weighed it, gritted his teeth and said, "Bubble." ”

I can't smash it, I'd rather waste a bowl of spiritual spring water, but also keep the gold wire clean, polluting the gold wire is equivalent to polluting my brain.

Well, Su Qiqi suffers from a slight cleanliness disorder

The tattooed egg lies silently in the bowl and does not move.

Sometimes curiosity can be fatal, Su Qiqi couldn't bear the loneliness, lowered his head and looked at the balls and said, "Hey~ This thing is as quiet as a chicken, didn't I just pinch it......"

"Goo-goo-goo...."The sound of gurgling water in the bowl interrupted Su Qiqi's beep, and a string of black bubbles came out of the bottom of the bowl in an orderly manner, and a strange smell rushed straight into Su Qiqi's nostrils, "Vomit...."

The reflexive 002 covered his breathing hole, rubbed back, and left the source of danger at the speed of lightning.

A great stench filled the air.

It's so stinky, like a person who has been constipated for ten days or eight days suddenly takes a dose of laxative, and the charming smell emitted at the moment of the oven is not enough to describe.

The pop of the eggs is extraordinary, with color, special effects, and a smell of decay and spoilage.

Uh~ How to describe it, let's put it this way, it's like mixing milk and vegetable residue broth in dog days, covering it in a plastic bag and fermenting for a week, it smells so sour that people doubt life!

The tip of the unlucky Su Qiqi's nose was leaning against the center of the bowl, and the sour smell poured into her nose and respiratory tract with a devastating force.

She didn't even have time to react, so she naturally inhaled the stench into her lungs, and almost fainted from the gorgeous smoke.

The brain crashed on the spot, and when the brain reflected, he threw the bowl far away, bent over and vomited frantically, the disgusting old rice was about to vomit, the stomach was constricted and ached for a while, the head was dizzy, and he couldn't stand on his feet.

"Grass .... You.... Big..... Master...."

"..... ....."

"If labor and management want to kill that dog, they must kill it....."

"Stomp it into a meat puree....."

After relieving himself a little, Su Qiqi picked up a bucket of water and poured it violently, gargling his mouth.

Peppermint, salt and all kinds of oral cleaning took turns, picked up a homemade pig hair toothbrush and clicked seven or eight times, brushing the gums bleeding.

The thick smell persists for a long time, and the aftersmell has a tendency to linger for three days......

Su Qiqi pitifully fled up the mountain with a bucket of water, and 002 was not to be left behind.

One person, one system fled in the wilderness.....

One person and one system sat on the top of the mountain in a daze, stupidly stunned.

After a long, long time, Su Qiqi muttered, "The lethality is comparable to that of a biological weapon!" This is an egg, this is a stinky poop that kills people invisibly. ”

opened his mouth and scolded: "Which bastard Wang Balamb invented it?" The shit of the evil sect, don't let labor and management know, otherwise labor and management will definitely destroy its eighteen generations, dig its ancestral grave, and whip its ancestors......"

I can't think about it, I can't think about it, and I'm going to vomit when I think about the conditioned reflex......

Su Qiqi, who was furious, kicked 002 angrily, "Hurry up and deal with that thing, labor and management will never see it again for the rest of their lives." ”

002 hummed and chirped: "Don't get excited, boss! I'm choking on the smell too, we can't get carried away by the smell, calm down. ”

Su Qiqi said angrily: "Calm down, it's not that you hold a bowl and don't have back pain when you stand and talk, right?" Your special mother flashed quickly, and she didn't enjoy the taste of close contact......"

"You hold the rotten egg, smell it and then shout to labor and management to calm down!"

002 was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he didn't need to be close to feel it deeply, and he would never forget it.

The two were silent for a moment, and 002 said boldly: "Boss, think about it, the rotten egg will make us a ghost and a ghost just by farting, what if it still has a big move?" If you think about it, Yu Manzhi is carrying 100 rotten eggs in his arms, and this thing doesn't need to be released in batches without making a big move, and simply poofing a fart collectively can definitely stink people in a city. ”

A foul smell and several foul smells are superimposed, and the smell is almost rising geometrically, and the taste is so sour that the scene is unimaginable!

Su Qiqi shuddered hard and shook his head violently.

It's a bolt from the blue! The nemesis of labor and management has appeared, numb braincase, what's the whole thing??

Could it be that this is the power of the heroine of the world? People block farts and destroy them, and God blocks farts and avoids them?

This level of stench, God has to obediently retreat when he smells it!

002 came up with an idea: "The rotten egg must not be thrown, it is better to do this, I will move the rotten egg 100 miles away, observe it once a day, and I will report to you if there is any change." ”

002 cried in his heart, sacrificing himself for the boss......

Su Qiqi thought for a while, touched 002's head, and said lovingly: "You are a good system, I seem to be in love with you~ Come on~ Work hard to study rotten eggs, I won't share your credit." ”

Hehe, it's better to say than to sing. 002 complained wildly, and there was reason to suspect that this result was a trap she designed, making a gesture that she had to deal with rotten eggs, and then deceived herself into being fooled.

According to the boss's temperament, how can he discard the only rotten egg who can understand the enemy!

She can't wait to peel off the enemy's clothes and study even the hair under her armpits, will she give up the research items that she has dropped?! No way!

Especially after knowing that the opponent's hole cards are extremely strong, it is even more impossible!

The cliff could not tolerate someone threatening her, and her collapsed side would not allow others to snore.

002 analyzes one pass, the probability is zero!

After realizing that he was hooked, 002 boo, boo, boo......

I'm so miserable!

I'm going to be rubbed to death!

God, can you change the master for me?

Reading is exciting, reading is wonderful!

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