237 Don't be tsundere with me

Xu Laosan handed me the Flying Tiger Claw again, and instructed me to hook up the corpses from the puddle, and after checking, I found that it was the same as the earliest corpse, all of which were covered with skin and bones, and there was not even a bit of flesh left.

I suddenly remembered the little mountain spirit.

The first time I met the mountain spirit barbecue, a red snake that had practiced for a hundred years suddenly jumped down from a tree and attacked the mountain spirit, but the mountain spirit bit the snake's tail, and then sucked the red snake out of the skin and flesh in one bite.

At that time, Yuan Lao Er said that the mountain spirit was directly sucked away, and the spirit of the red snake.

I'm really glad to think of this.

Fortunately, the mountain spirit, the evil magic power that sucks away the essence and energy of living creatures, has been removed by me.

The ugly mountain spirit was also turned into a doll with delicate skin and a white face, and was dressed like a rich boy by Tian Tian.

The life of the mountain spirit has been turned upside down, and in fashionable words, it has changed the world.

In the future, I will try my best not to let the mountain spirit be contaminated with this kind of scene, let alone let him carry out bloody killing, I want this son I created with one hand to live cleanly and happily in this world.

In fact, the mountain spirit follows Tian Tian and lives a peaceful life, which is really suitable.

I made up my mind that I wouldn't let the mountain spirits mix in the future, and then I asked Xu Laosan: "Third grandfather, the water snake spirit, has absorbed their yang energy, I can understand, but it stands to reason, it shouldn't even suck away the flesh and blood." ”

Xu Laosan nodded appreciatively and boasted: "Huangshan, the third grandfather likes your diligent and inquisitive energy!" ”

I couldn't help but smile wryly.

Just now, I asked you something, you scolded me for being bullshit, and now I ask you, and you praise me for being diligent and inquisitive, feeling the same thing, you are in a different mood, and you have two attitudes towards me!

Xu Laosan began to explain to me.

"The water snake essence sucked their yang energy dry, it was for cultivation, and it couldn't fill their stomachs, so after absorbing the yang energy, they swallowed them all into their stomachs, and the digestive system of the water snake essence was much more powerful than ordinary snakes."

"The water snake essence can remove the coarse essence for food ingestion, so it only digests their internal organs and flesh, and retains human skin, bones, as well as clothes and shoes."

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I was stunned for a moment.

I immediately asked again, "Could it be that these corpses were eaten by the water snake spirit and spit out?" ”

Xu Laosan nodded, that's right, that's what it looks like.

Judging from the way these corpses are dressed, especially the huge hiking bags they are carrying, they all look like the kind of travelers, this kind of people often touch the deep mountains, the more they are not allowed to go, the more they will go, and sometimes they go alone.

Imagine that.

A single mountaineer, in the mountains and forests, met a beautiful woman, and this beauty is very charming, it is easy to hook up, how can they not be tempted.

These people, who were sucked dry by the water snake essence, were fluttering when they died.

Although there was no pain in dying, if they could understand in advance that they couldn't even keep the whole body after death, then they didn't know if the hot mallet could be hard when they faced the water snake spirit at that time.

Looking at the deflated corpse, I couldn't help but shake my head.

If they had not coveted beauty, they would not have been killed.

It is said that the peony flower dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost.

But if I were to die like this, even if that water snake spirit was gentler than the dragon girl of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and more beautiful than the fairy of the Nine Heavens and Clouds, I wouldn't have thought about it at all.

If you ask me how I know that the dragon lady is gentle, this is an easy answer.

The dragon girl who lives in the water has the habit of water, and it must be as gentle as water.

Thinking of this, I feel that the water snake spirit is not only beautiful, but also very gentle.

After all, Xu Laosan also said that the water snake spirit lives in the water half of the time.

When Lao Bai patted his ass just now, Xu Laosan didn't take his words, just cared about fishing for the corpse, Lao Bai was very curious, and then saw me and Xu Laosan squatting on the ground to study this, so he let go of the reins and came over.

As soon as Lao Bai saw the corpse, he vomited it out.

Thinking of the puddle in the bath just now, there were several such corpses, how could Lao Bai not be disgusted! I almost vomited all the bitter gall.

At this moment, the old white donkey looked up to the sky and roared, as if he was terrified to the extreme.

Xu Laosan looked up at Paohuling, shook his head and said, I didn't expect that the injured water snake spirit would make this god donkey so afraid, it seems that the water snake spirit must be eliminated as soon as possible, and she must not be allowed to hurt the innocent again.

Lao Bai finally vomited.

"Daochang Xu, your old man is guarding one side, and you must not let go of this monster!" Lao Bai said.

Xu Laosan smiled and said that it was for sure.

As a result, after Xu Laosan finished speaking, he coughed again and spit out a mouthful of blood.

I clearly saw that Xu Laosan's blood was spit out, it was a state of ice slag, and I knew in my heart that my third grandfather's body was not as good as mine, although I couldn't curse the old turtle spirit, but the old turtle spirit, don't want to frostbite me with cold ice.

And Xu Laosan was frostbitten by the old turtle essence, and the wind and cold invaded the organs.

I said to Lao Bai: "I said Uncle Bai, my third grandfather is sick like this, don't put a high hat on him, and ask him to take him sick to get rid of the demon, the elders are unwell, the younger generations are responsible for their work, goblins, leave it to me!" ”

After I finished speaking, I couldn't help but say, and helped Xu Laosan onto the back of the donkey.

"Good donkey, my third grandfather is sick, you help me carry him to Guandi Temple, thank you!"

The donkey was proud, he didn't give me face at all, he wanted to throw Xu Laosan off, Lao Bai didn't want to offend me, and he felt sorry for his donkey, and stumbled and said, Huangshan, my donkey, has never carried anyone.

I said, "Haven't you carried anyone?" The woman in white on the back of the donkey just now, how do you explain it.

"That's not a mortal, that's a fairy, so a donkey can carry her." Lao Bai explained to me.

I ignored Lao Bai and punched the donkey on the head.

"I know you're the donkey of the Dou family, but don't be arrogant with me."

"The donkey of the Dou family is also a donkey! If you dare to throw my third grandfather off with a donkey, I will peel off your skin, boil it into ejiao, and use it as a tonic for my sick old classmates! ”

I shook my fist viciously and yelled at the snow-white donkey.

Therefore, some guys, soft can't work, you have to be hard and ruthless with him, so that he can be obedient.

When the donkey heard me, he immediately became honest and did not dare to move again.

In this way, Xu Laosan sat firmly, although he looked at me with a smile, but his face was very bad.

The donkey was stopped by me, and so was Lao Bai.

"Huangshan, you can rest assured to get rid of the demon, I promise to send Xu Daochang back to Guandi Temple as quickly as possible, even if I don't do business tomorrow, I will give him the old man tonight, boil water and decoction medicine, and promise to serve him well."

Hearing this, I nodded politely to Lao Bai and said that I was troublesome Uncle Bai.

"It should be, it should be."

Lao Bai replied repeatedly, lest I go to beat his donkey again.

"Huangshan, the beauty transformed by the water snake spirit can be more confusing than the fox spirit, you must be careful, you must tighten your belt, you can't mess with your mind."

Xu Laosan told me.

Then he gave me the oil lamp in his hand as a lighting tool.

This oil lamp is really nothing unusual, it cannot be used as a magic weapon, it can only be used for lighting.

I nodded and said Third Grandpa, don't worry about you, I will be a monk who recites scriptures tonight, not only will I not touch the beauty, but I will not even touch the meat.

After I finished speaking, I slapped the donkey on the buttocks.

The donkey received my order, and immediately moved its four hooves in the direction of Lao Cai.

The donkey is really afraid of me, it walks very slowly, lest it turn Xu Laosan upside down.

"Huangshan, you follow the traces of the water snake crushing the weeds, as long as you find a strange woman, young and beautiful and seducing you, don't say anything, spit on her face first, find something wrong, curse her to death first!"

Xu Laosan was not at ease, and turned back to shout at me.

I waved my hand to Xu Laosan: "Third grandfather, you can rest assured that you can go back to take medicine and rest, and the grandson knows the rest of the things." ”

This is the first time I call myself a "grandson" with Xu Laosan.

Xu Laosan, who was on the back of the donkey, suddenly became sad and shed two lines of old tears.