"Master, do you think I'm pretty now? People call me Tofu Shih Tzu, since I became a ghost, I met female ghosts in the underworld a hundred years later. What they said, I feel makes a lot of sense. ”

The ghost of the short old woman, affectionately snuggled in Takasugi's arms, the height difference between her and Takasugi is simply too cute. The top of her head was almost to the location of Takasugi's Divine Cave, and at this moment, Takasugi was like holding a soccer ball in her arms, ready to go to the green field to fight. He subconsciously wanted to retreat back, but when he thought of Lin Yulan's explanation to him, he still decided to endure it, even though the thin and withered soul body was very cold and had a strong smell of stinky tofu. And it's ethereal, it seems to be snuggled tightly but has no real feeling, but he Takasugi must endure it.

"Uh...... Uh, you're ...... Pretty. ”

After Takasugi said this, he really wanted to give himself a big mouth.

"Really? Do you really think so? It's great that you finally like me again like you did when you were newly married. ”

The old woman who called herself Tofu Shih Tzu was very excited, raised her head and looked up at Takasugi with a full expression.

At this time, another old woman on the side suddenly had a strong sour taste in her heart, and the vinegar was already written on her ghost face. She had never seen her lover so gentle with his wife, and the jealousy in her heart arose. looked down at herself again, fortunately, she hadn't changed back into a white-haired old woman, and this charming girl's face at the moment might be the capital to regain that man. Thinking of this, she was eager to go over and wash away the "couple" who had been reunited after a long absence.

"Master, you left at the age of thirty-eight, do you know how I survived the next few decades? I am loyal to you, and I am like a jade for you! Oops, you're so warm, just like when you were alive. ”

Not really! A lively young man, of course, the heat is sufficient. I'm afraid that the ghost in front of me is stunned by the "sudden happiness", right? I didn't even see that he was a big living person.

That tofu Shih Tzu complained to Takasugi, which made Takasugi even more embarrassed, and thought to himself: Why did I take such a role? He hiccups at the age of thirty-eight, and I can't have the same fate as him! What's next? Let me think about it......

Takasugi was racking his brain for the rest of the line, and the tofu Shih Tzu continued to talk non-stop. Suddenly, when she looked up at Takasugi again, her two ghost eyes froze.

"Oh, sir! What are you? ”

She asked aloud as she pointed to the red bumps on Takasugi's face and neck. This actually reminded Takasugi that he finally found a connection for the lines behind. At the same time, he also took advantage of the situation to push his wife in the play away.

"I'm ...... Willow disease is contagious. You see, these have all started to suppurate. ”

Takasugi pointed to the red bumps that had overflowed with thick water, and said with a pretended serious gesture. In fact, as a clean and self-righteous yellow flower man, he didn't know what the symptoms of flower willow disease were at all?

"Ahh Are you still restless as a ghost? I thought you had a change of heart and were really good to me. It turned out that I was sick, so I remembered to come back to me! ”

The tofu Shih Tzu kept retreating, and the previous warmth was gone. Takasugi struck while the iron was hot and continued the following lines.

"I ...... That's what I am! In the past 100 years, I have been reincarnated five times. The average life expectancy is less than 20 years old, all because of this disease. ”

Gao Sugi followed Lin Yulanjiao's lines with great interest, and narrated it, as long as he could get rid of the entanglement of this old woman's ghost as soon as possible, he was willing to say it a hundred times.

"Shameless!"

"That's right! Shameless! ”

At this time, the wife of the main room and the junior scolded at the same time, and Takasugi's interest was suddenly poured with a basin of cold water.

"Oh, why did I say I'm sick? So you brought such a group of vixens with you! I'll count, one, two, three......"

The old woman who called herself Tofu Shih Tzu suddenly saw the concubine and her eight maids, and actually mistook it for the woman her husband provoked.

"Four, five, six, seven, eight...... Damn, there are nine of them! No wonder you are infected with this dirty disease, it is really more excessive than the scumbag a hundred years later! At most, people are juniors and juniors or something, you're good! It's all raised to Xiaojiu! ”

The former "little three" suddenly scolded the man played by Takasugi, and Takasugi suddenly felt that his role looked like a lot of happiness, but it was actually painful! "The baby's heart is bitter!" Takasugi really wanted to howl loudly, however, at that moment, there was already an uproar in the small café.

The concubine suddenly saw someone pointing at her nose and scolding, and stopped dancing instantly. Although she couldn't understand the so-called "terms" such as "little three, little four", she could recognize the expressions of joy and sorrow. When she was alive, she was favored by the emperor in the palace, and all she heard was flattery, where did she receive such insults? The concubine was so angry that her nose was crooked, and she immediately ordered her maids: "Come on, give me a hard lesson about these two women who speak ill of you!" ”

The concubine gave an order, and the maids hurriedly waved their footcloths and rushed over......

"Mom! Why is it so messy? Lin Yulan, your script is too bloody, right? What's next? ”

Gao Shan quietly approached Lin Yulan's side and asked in a whisper in her ear.

"Then you will enjoy the blessings of all people!"

Lin Yulan said disapprerovingly.

"Nope! I don't want it! I'm afraid of a short life! ”

Takasugi said.

"Then figure it out yourself."

Lin Yulan said disapprovingly.

Takasugi nodded, walked over to the tofu Shih Tzu again, and hugged her into his arms.

"Wife, I've figured it out now, if I live another life, I will definitely not mess with flowers and grass, and I will only be good to my wife for the rest of my life. I'm going to ......"

Takasugi can't wait to break his mouth this time, it's disgusting to lie!

"Don't say it, I trust you. Let's go, let's go to the underworld together to ask King Yama, let us be reincarnated in the same place, and then redo the husband and wife of the first life. ”

I didn't expect Takasugi's casual words to be perfunctory, and he could move that tofu Shih Tzu so easily? She actually had affection again, and even used the evil magic of ghosts, using an invisible force to pull Takasugi forward with her. Takasugi thought to himself, "This is terrible! She's trying to pull me to reincarnate! Mom, I'm not dead yet! Lin Yulan, you're too unqualified as a director, aren't you? Wouldn't you let your actor play with a real ghost, aren't you afraid that she will take me into the underworld? ”

Gao Shan unconsciously walked forward with the ghostly power, and looked back at Lin Yulan, his eyes full of helplessness and grievances. Lin Yulan was also a little anxious when she saw this, and at this moment, the maids of the noble concubine had already begun to do something to the ghosts of the two old women. The long footwrap waved rhythmically, "Smack! Syllable! "...... is more ferocious than ever, and the moves are like sharp blades made of steel, and even if they fall on the ghost, it will hurt for a while.

"Oh, you little goblin is quite arrogant!"

The old woman, who called herself Tofu Shih Tzu, covered her arm that had just been pumped and scolded angrily.

Gao Shan, taking advantage of her inattention, ran towards Lin Yulan like a rabbit. To say that the ghost of the old woman who used to be a junior is more shrewd, she actually heard the sound of Takasugi running and saw his shadow in the light.

"Hahahaha, aren't you a ghost?"

"Ahh Did you see through it? ”

Takasugi stared blankly at each other.