Chapter 24: Threesome (6)
Bao Shipo was still angry, vegetables, rice, and white noodles should be sprinkled everywhere.
The people in the queue buzzed like a hornet's nest had exploded, and you pushed me and grabbed food on the ground. This scene almost started to move bricks, and the head was broken and bleeding.
Someone shouted: "Leave that cucumber for me, I've been staring at it for a long time!"
Someone else shouted: You had to be cheap last time! This time, I had to grab the thick, big, and thorny one.
Hey, don't step on turnips.
I went, I just want to eat buckle rice, can't I?
It's not easy to eat something, it's better to go back to the primitive society! Liang Yimeng thought.
Zhai Yunxiao laughed: Cucumbers must be a hot item!
Fearing that someone would continue to pester them, the three of them continued to walk immediately towards the center of the village, where the number of houses gradually increased, but the shape was almost the same, the color was dim and yellow, and lay across the ground like a huge urn that made people feel that all positive emotions disappeared in the moment they saw them.
Zhai Yunxiao saw that someone was eating some animal on the side of the road, not like a chicken or a duck, so he asked: Sister, what do these people eat? With relish, I didn't see anyone post this just now!
Sister Yufeng said with great disdain: Oh, they are ancient Cantonese people, this nation is said to have evolved from a place called Guangdong in ancient times, also called the Bell tribe, don't ask me Bell is sei, I don't know, anyway, they eat everything, what they catch in the field and eat what, frogs, ants, mice, earthworms, bats, civets, anyway, except for people, they eat everything, and they are definitely hungry and immortal.
Oh, admiration, this is also a skill!
However, there was a huge statue erected on the square in the center of the village, and when Zhai Yunxiao got closer, he found that it was not a built portrait at all, but a huge virtual image, and the characters changed regularly, all of them were a tall, mighty, heroic and invincible image, with a wise and martial gesture pointing to the country, and the appearance was very similar.
You can guess with your heels: it is the commander of the Gordon family.
And as the characters and gestures continue to change, the slogans presented in virtual images around him are also constantly updated:
Wise and great, the god-like commander of Gordon has no borders;
Grand Commander Gordon is the eternal savior of this world;
Long live the country of Noah, and the heroic warriors are thousands of years old;
It's good to have more boys, be a soldier and save the world;
The heroic mother does not cry, and the government comes to support the elderly in her later years;
stepped through the thief's den of Yunxiao Company and cut off the dog head of the Zhai family;
Resolutely and completely eradicate the Soul Rhinoceros and save the people of the world from dreams.
……
Zhai Liang and the others wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
Sister Yufeng pointed to a house in the distance and said: That's my home, the two of you come to me to rest?
Zhai Yunxiao asked: Which one? I think these houses are exactly the same!
Sister Yufeng smiled: Yes, it is familiar to locals, and outsiders really have to be circled when they come. At this time, she was already like an arrow, trotting all the way back to her home with the two of them, and as soon as she opened the door, she asked urgently: Yadan'er, how is it? Mom is back.
There was a sudden heart-rending cry in the back room: Mom, I saw the news that there was a nuclear explosion, I thought you were dead, I thought I would starve myself to death.
Sister Yufeng rushed into the back room and picked up her daughter: Mom, isn't she coming back? However, the Tao family has been wiped out, and our revenge has been completely avenged.
The girl asked, "Mom?" Did you plant the atomic bomb?
Sister Yufeng smiled bitterly and said: How can Mom have such great ability? It is his family who will kill himself if he commits many acts of injustice, and the juvenile protection law protects the old Tao family, God, bah, but the Dafa of salvation is not used to it.
Liang Yimeng wanted to go into the back room to see the reunion of mother and daughter, but was stopped by Zhai Yunxiao's brain: Don't go in.
What's the matter, your house? Are you still in charge? Liang Yimeng asked rhetorically.
If you are disfigured, do you want strangers to see you?
Liang Yimeng, who said a word, froze, her eyes were full of sympathy and pity.
The two of them stopped in the hall, looking at the simple decoration in the room, only some necessities for life, and the table and chairs were as simple as they could be, which was somewhat different from the ordinary household supplies a thousand years ago, but they were also similar, and her family's daily life should be very poor. However, there was a wall covered with all kinds of human heads, and at first glance, the two of them couldn't help but gasp. When they watched it again, it turned out to be the virtual avatars of the thirteen characters, from the first generation of the Gordon family to the thirteenth generation of the commanders of the Great Commander arranged on the wall in order of domination. Putler was placed in the highest central position when he was in power, and he stared at each one with his head held high, and his appearance was imposing and extraordinary, showing his superhuman popularity as a leader.
Liang Yimeng was happy, raised his arm and slapped Putler with his hand, and the jade hand swiped over the virtual avatar, which put on all kinds of funny expressions because the signal was blocked, which made the two laugh and laugh. Zhai Yunxiao whispered: Don't let others see it, the leader who insulted them here is estimated to die miserably, right?
Duangduangduang。 Someone knocked on the door, startling the two who were thieves.
Sister Yufeng hurriedly ran out, leaned on the door to take a look, sighed, and whispered: The damn thing is here again. Push the two into the back room and signal to keep quiet.
Zhai Yunxiao saw a girl in the back room, her eyebrows and eyes were beautiful, but her face, neck and arms were full of scabbed scars, she was only wearing a vest, her eyes were empty, and she was sitting on the bed with a loveless look. The bedside table next to the bed was filled with various pill bottles and ointments, as well as packages of leftover food.
The girl saw that a stranger couldn't help but cover the lower half of her face with a quilt, and Liang Yimeng couldn't help but cover her mouth with her hands when she saw her, and cried silently.
I heard Sister Yufeng open the door and say in a warm tone: Sister Fang, why are you here?
Then I heard another high-pitched and thin voice full of superiority say, "Why can't I come?" I've run away from you for several times, and I can't see you, only your girl said through the door that you went out to do something, I think you didn't change the way to avoid me, I think I'll come and see, if you don't come back, I will post a note to your house and I will directly implement it.
Sister Yufeng said: Ouch, where are the words? I'm hiding from you, I'm really going out to find a relative, trying to get some medicine for my girl, I'm sorry for you, look at my eyes, come in and talk, sit inside and say.