When I first came, the water in the puddle was very muddy, probably because of the shortly drawn net, and I thought it was still a shallow puddle like when I came to fish when I was a child.

Who knows that now that the water is clear, you can't see the bottom at a glance, and you don't know how deep it is.

I don't know how to water, and if I go on like this, I won't be pinched to death by water ghosts, and I will be drowned by water.

Old man Xu tied the other end of the rope to a pile of steel bars high on a small mountain, and said Captain Huang, don't worry, with me pulling it, I won't drown you.

People who can't swim are scared when they see deep water.

I paced around the puddle, and after a long time, I just couldn't beat my heart and went into the water, but I didn't expect the bastard of Old Man Xu to turn behind me, raise his leg and kick my ass, and I fell into the water.

I was thrashing in the water, desperately trying to climb to the shore.

As a result, Old Man Xu flipped his palm, and the mountain spirit who was asleep didn't know when it had reached his hands.

"Boy, if you dare to come up, believe it or not, I'll pinch this little guy to death now, he must have eaten some kind of goblin Neidan, after touching the sun, Neidan is drumming in his body, and he is sleeping and digesting, he won't wake up until dawn tomorrow, I will pinch him to death now, just like pinching a mouse to death!"

Although Old Man Xu guessed Shan Biao's brain as the fairy Neidan, it was not wrong.

The mountain spirit ate the brains of the mountain biao, and he guessed it.

And I don't even know when Old Man Xu stole the mountain spirit from my pants pocket, and he should have taken the opportunity to take it when he kicked my ass just now.

He understands yin and yang affairs, and has lightning-fast thief methods.

This old man Xu is really not simple!

"Dog planing, will you? I've already said it, you kid has a strange bone, don't worry, after you get into the water, you will naturally learn to swim. Old man Xu stood on the shore and shouted at me again.

After Old Man Xu finished speaking, I just wanted to learn how to plane according to what he said, but I suddenly found that I was standing and listening to him now.

My arms are balanced and my feet are treading water.

"Damn, I can swim!" I shouted with joy and swam around in the water.

"Look, I'll just say, you can easily learn to swim, now it's time to learn to dive, you hold your breath, go into the water and touch it slowly, touch the fishing net first, and save yourself from entanglement in your feet."

I tried to hold my breath and dive into the water, but I accidentally choked.

"You kid is so stupid, you pinch your nose when you choke on water, touch it with one hand!" Old man Xu shouted again.

I followed what he said, and soon learned to dive again, and slowly, I didn't pinch my nose and didn't choke on water, and I could persist longer and longer each time I dived.

Tigers are born to swim, and I am reincarnated as a mountain yellow, so of course I learned to swim quickly.

Thinking of this, I am also a little grateful to Old Man Xu for kicking me, which allowed me to overcome my fear of deep water.

After learning to dive, I will be able to take the iceberg beauty and secretly go to the big river in the distance at night to swim, and in the water under the moon, hugging the beauty, how romantic it should be.

I dived deeper and deeper, and finally after a dive, when I wanted to ventilate on the surface, I felt that my feet were caught by aquatic plants.

I kicked my leg a few times, but I didn't kick it away, and I thought I was caught by the water ghost on the neck.

After all, I had just learned to swim, and I panicked a little and tried to shake the rope.

Old man Xu pulled the rope desperately on it, and I also rowed desperately in the water, and finally surfaced, only to find that there was no water ghost's hand on his foot and neck, but was entangled by the corner of a large net.

I pulled up the big net with Old Man Xu, and Old Man Xu slowly searched on the big net, and finally found a curled black hair on the net rope.

"It's not yours, is it?" Old man Xu looked at my crotch.

This old unscrupulous!

I said angrily: "Nonsense, at my age, can I have such thick hair?" If there were, I could go to heaven now! ”

Old man Xu smiled and said that you will always have the day of the day, hehe, it's easy to do if it's not yours, it's not a water ghost down here, but a water monkey, this hair is on the water monkey.

I looked at the mountain spirit, who had been put next to the steel pile by Old Man Xu, and was still asleep.

"Boy, now I'm sure it's a water monkey, I don't want you to go into the water later, let's just lay the net and wait, and then you see how I use spells to force this thing to throw it into the net."

Old man Xu said in his mouth, his hands were not idle, he quickly patched up the holes in the net with straw ropes, and sprinkled incense ash on the net.

I didn't have to go into the water anymore, I felt relaxed, and I chatted with Old Man Xu.

"Lao Xu, you just said that if there are water monkeys in the water, things will be more troublesome than water ghosts, can you tell me what is going on? Now that Principal Zhao is here, you have discovered the secret of my mountain spirit, don't hide it from me if you have anything. ”

Old man Xu smiled and said that I just talked casually, and things may not be what happened, I have to wait until the body is fished up.

I was stunned for a moment when I said this, and asked Old Man Xu again: "Then you said that the construction here has broken the ground and destroyed the feng shui, and strange things and evil things will appear one after another, and you can talk about it casually?" ”

"Of course, if that's the case, who in this world would dare to do engineering, let alone build bridges and pave roads, and they wouldn't dare to build their own houses."

Old man Xu's indifferent answer surprised me even more, so I asked him why he was talking nonsense.

"If I don't say that, can I get President Zhao's long-term meal ticket? Don't look at me like that, aren't you also stained, and you became a captain at a young age. ”

After Old Man Xu finished speaking, he laughed shamelessly, where is there still the kind of hungry and thirsty lifeless look when he first appeared.

Anyway, this old guy has already succeeded, and Principal Zhao has promised that if he has meat to eat in the future, he will not give Old Man Xu soup, forget it, I am too lazy to demolish Old Man Xu.

But the feeling I felt sorry for Old Man Xu before is gone forever.

Old man Xu laughed like a successful conspiracy, and only after laughing did he take out a mineral water bottle, pinched his nose and unscrewed the lid, and poured the dirty yellow soup in the bottle into the puddle.

A fishy smell spread on the surface of the water when I landed, and I retreated again and again, so I asked Old Man Xu: "What kind of magic weapon is this?" ”

"To be exact, it's your magic weapon." After Old Man Xu finished speaking, he smiled at me.

Old man Xu laughed at my spine, and I wondered if he took advantage of my inattention, cut off the parts on my body, and soaked them in the medicinal soup, which made this fishy magic weapon.

I hurriedly looked at myself, my arms and legs were fine, and I touched my stomach again, and my internal organs were fine.

I'll just say you old man stop joking with me, don't scare me, what kind of magic weapon is this.

"This is the urine of the mountain spirit, he has eaten good things, the feces and urine of the past two days, although it is fishy and foul-smelling, but the yang energy in it is extremely strong, and it can't deal with water ghosts, and it is more than enough to deal with water monkeys."

I wipe, I want to go down into the water, and the urine of the monkey who smokes out the water is still the urine of the mountain spirit.

If I had known this, where would I need this old man Xu with a lot of ideas to partner with me, I would have solved the water monkey alone.

At this moment, in the middle of the puddle, there was a gurgling sound, and bubbles the size of a bowl were bubbling outside.

Old man Xu lowered his voice and said to me, the water monkey can't stay down there, and as soon as it appears, I will cast a net, and after the net catches him, we just need to pull it ashore, and it will be just a dead monkey when it leaves the water.

When I heard that the water monkeys were about to come out of the water, I couldn't help but feel nervous.

I'm not afraid.

Rather, this is the first time in my life that I have taken the initiative to catch ghosts and subdue demons.

I untied the rope from my waist and tied it to the big net.

Even if the water monkey is stronger than me, I don't believe it can pull that hill of steel bar.

Seeing that the sun is about to set, the last ray of afterglow illuminates the earth everywhere golden.

Just then, a slimy thing came out of the water.

The thing had curled black hair, even around its neck.

But a head, but bare.

When that thing saw me and Old Man Xu, he stretched his neck to change his breath on the water, and quickly sank again.

I complained that Old Man Xu was slow to shoot and didn't get to the water monkey.

Old man Xu was like a mountain, standing upright on the edge of the puddle, saying that he should not be impatient.

As soon as the words fell, the net in his hand had already been cast.