Chapter 143: If you want to practice divine skills, swing your sword from the palace

"I wrote the fake cheats of those peerless martial arts, and I caused a lot of people to practice poor qi, diarrhea when they practiced, and ...... who became mentally ill."

The young man with glasses almost cried into tears, and went directly into the rhythm of confession and leniency: "That is the fault of my youth and ignorance...... In the future, I will never write fake cheats again, and please let me go, big brother. ”

"So, the peerless martial arts cheats were compiled by you?"

Ye Dou raised his eyebrows, immediately helped the other party up, shook the other party's arm excitedly and said: "Talent, do you know? I've been looking for you for a long time, do you still have that kind of fake cheats in your hand?"

The young man in glasses was shaken like a candle in the wind, feeling a little dizzy, and some couldn't figure out what was going on.

Li Yongzheng, 33 years old this year, unmarried, unemployed, mourning!

As a graduate of a traditional Chinese medicine hospital, Li Yongzheng not only writes a neat hand-made letter, but also a martial arts fan.

In the early years, martial arts movies were very popular, and he made a living by making fake martial arts cheats, and many crews came to customize handmade versions of martial arts cheats with him.

Relying on the knowledge of the meridians and the five elements of yin and yang learned from the traditional Chinese medicine hospital, he compiled the martial arts in the martial arts vividly, and a thousand yuan a copy made many people rush to it, and even brought a peerless martial arts trend that belonged to the enamel street, and became a peerless master in the mouth of martial arts fans.

Of course

This limelight did not last long, and he was approached by readers and their families.

Because of the peerless internal skills that these people have compiled by blind cultivation, some have cultivated to the point of severe pain in their five organs, some have crooked noses and slanted eyes, some have even suffered strokes and have been hospitalized, and some have even become mentally ill when they cultivate.

thereupon

He was chased and beaten by these former readers and family members.

He was also admitted to the hospital several times.

Since then, Comrade Li Yongzheng has learned to be obedient and does not sell fake cheats to harm people, but he has no strengths, and he can't even find a decent job, and his girlfriend has left him because of this.

The sun and the moon are like a shuttle, and in a blink of an eye, Li Yongzheng will be 33 years old, and now even food, clothing, housing and transportation have become a problem.

Ye Dou sat in the other party's dilapidated and simple shack, listening to the other party's story, and couldn't help but feel the impermanence of fate, and then asked: "Li Yongzheng, do you still have this kind of fake cheats by your side?" Take it out and show it to me." ”

"The fake cheats have been sold at a low price for me, and only the two most proud books I have ever written are still in my collection. Li Yongzheng replied, took out two cheats from a shoebox behind him, and handed over one of them.

"Everyone has a time when they are in Form 2...... These two books are the best I have written, I have used a lot of knowledge in Chinese medicine, which are theoretically feasible, and the professor of the Chinese medicine hospital has specially studied one of my secret books, and even praised me for writing well......"

Li Yongzheng introduced it proudly, and his slightly dim gaze finally regained his vitality.

It's just that when Ye Dou looked at the names of the martial arts on this exquisite cheatbook, the whole person couldn't help but gasp.

This secret book in his hand is indeed a peerless martial art, and it is extremely well-known, as long as a man has heard the name of this peerless martial art.

Not bad

This is the Sunflower Treasure Book!

When it comes to the Sunflower Treasure Book, Ye Dou immediately thinks of the eight big characters of "If you want to practice magic skills, wave a knife from the palace"!

It is rumored that this sunflower treasure book was written by a eunuch of a previous dynasty, which is mainly "fast", so that the opponent can not see the flaws and has no chance to fight back. Or it is so fast that even if the opponent sees the flaw in the move, the opponent has no time to counterattack, and the flaw is fleeting.

The world's martial arts are not broken with speed, and the Sunflower Book has indeed mastered the essence of fast.

If you practice this martial art, you will definitely be able to compete with those ghosts, or even surpass the speed of those ghosts.

But......

Crash!

Ye Dou turned the first page, and his eyelids couldn't help but tremble.

Sure enough, the eight familiar big characters appeared in his eyes: [If you want to practice divine skills, wave your sword from the palace]

!

Seeing these eight words, he really wanted to slap Li Yongzheng with a palm.

Write fake cheats, fake cheats, why don't you change a word, how do you still ask me to practice?

He looked patiently a few times, and his brow furrowed even tighter.

[If you want to practice divine skills, lead the knife from the palace; General outline: alchemy and medicine, internal and external communication. Today's way of practicing qi, not to think about guiding, too insignificant, heaven and earth are clear and turbid and give birth to people, people's practice of qi, not to practice the void spirit and cleanse the turbidity, the master of the life of the qi, the use of the body. Heaven and earth can be reversed, and people also have a way of mutual transformation between men and women, and the way in this must not be passed on lightly. To practice this skill, you should first cultivate your mind, so that your heart does not have distracting thoughts, and you can transcend things outside of things. 】

[If you don't make a decision from the palace, you will be hot. Heat rises from the body, and the body burns. From the bottom to the top, it is chaotic. Even if the heat stops, the injuries do not stop. Since the palace, the true anger has been self-generated. Merge into the dantian, there is no obstacle. The method of qi generation, thinking is bitter. Tired of suffering and renunciation, in order to achieve tranquility ......]

These words seem to make a lot of sense, but in the eyes of Ye Dou, who has become a martial arts master, it doesn't make sense, it is purely foolish, but the text arrangement is better, and it looks unfathomable.

What is false is what is fake, although it is made up like ......

Peerless martial arts are peerless martial arts, but it's a pity that it's a special sunflower treasure book, and it is impossible for me to practice, at most it has a little value of enlightenment.

Can I say a word about mom selling batches?

"Big brother, this sunflower book is the cheats I wrote when I was the most frustrated in my life, when I became a poor egg, my girlfriend left me, I can't wait to swing a knife from the palace, and be a loner in the future, I was indignant at that time, so I wrote the sunflower book......" Li Yongzheng looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and seemed to have entered the rhythm of the past that could not be looked back.

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Ye Dou couldn't help but interrupt with a dry cough.

This is really a strange thing, if you lose a love, you want to swing a knife from the palace, how can a divorced couple live?

“...... Ah, big brother, are you not satisfied? I have another copy here. ”

Seeing Ye Dou's unhappy face, Li Yongzheng hurriedly handed the second cheatbook to Ye Dou's hand, and said: "You are satisfied with this book, I wrote this cheats, but it took a lot of effort to visit many martial arts masters and record their heroic and vigorous postures. ”

"This Dugu Nine Swords is definitely my brainchild's work. ”

What the?

Dugu Nine Swords!

Hearing this name, Ye Dou immediately reached out and prepared to snatch this cheatbook directly into his hand.

Sure enough, it's Dugu Nine Swords!