I rightly buckled a hat to the iceberg beauty, shouted a slogan to make her amend, and then opened my bloody mouth and sucked like a baby.

But I know in my heart, after all, it's a dumpling, no matter how you eat it, it's impossible to eat the stuffing of the bun.

Breast milk, not at all.

Seeing that I am coming again, the iceberg beauty said in her mouth, it must not be like this again, it is advisable to chase the poor man Yong, I didn't care about her, she used her two small fists to beat me like a drum, this time, she really worked hard.

I'm coarse-skinned, let her beat, anyway, I can be as busy as I want.

How to say that sentence, as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts, the iceberg beauty is very fast, and the whole person is soft.

……

Just like Datou used to be at his grandfather's house, like Xiaotong, I was once after, and then again, and then I thought there was no mood without lights, so I got up and lit the oil lamp.

Every time, I feel tired, I tell myself, this is the last time, but, sleep on the side, warm fragrance on the side, sleep on the sky, beauty in the arms, I always can't control myself, I can't stop it.

……

The whole night passed, seven times a night, and I was finally exhausted.

And the iceberg beauty is becoming more and more spiritual, her pale face has been caused by living in the ice cave for a long time, but now she is much ruddy.

At dawn, she left me the colored garment, and hid herself in the darkness, and when she was leaving, she told me that after absorbing the honey I had given her, she would be able to follow me down the mountain after it got dark again.

"Tonight, when I come, you must wait for me, and you must not release my pigeons!"

I shouted in the direction she was leaving.

"My lord, I'm afraid you won't dare to come!" She replied playfully.

I suddenly remembered that the bearded corpse had not been found yet, although Xu Laosan told me that the bearded heart was eaten by Shan Biao, and the corpse could not be transformed if the five organs were not complete, but I was still a little worried.

I shouted to the iceberg beauty again: "On this mountain, a corpse has been lost, I don't know if the corpse will change, you must pay attention to safety!" ”

"It's okay, you can help me disguise the entrance of the cave."

The iceberg beauty said in her mouth, and the farther she went, the voice became smaller and smaller.

This ice cave is very large, and there are echoes in her speech, so I don't even know which direction she is going or where she will hide.

My clothes, on the other side of the icicle, were already frozen and hard, I used the colorful clothes of the iceberg beauty, picked up my clothes, climbed up the rope with my bare ass, and looked around at the entrance of the cave, there was no one, so I climbed up.

Xu Laosan's words were very effective, and the people nearby listened to him, and no one came to the top of the mountain.

In this way, I was free from the embarrassment of being discovered, found dead branches and leaves, made a fire, put my clothes on top of it and roasted them, and I didn't wait for them to dry, and when they were soft, I put them on my body.

I used the pocket with the rope to pat it clean and put the color coat in.

With my pockets in my hand, I bypassed the main road up the mountain and quietly descended the mountain along the trail, but fortunately I didn't meet acquaintances on the way, and I came all the way to the old street, and happened to see a newly opened dry cleaner.

It's a dry cleaner!

If it weren't for the fact that a school was going to be built here, how could someone come to open a dry cleaner in a place like Laojie where birds don't poop! I walked over with the bag, took out the colorful dress, and handed it to the clean, neat proprietress at the dry cleaners.

The hostess quoted a price that left me dumbfounded.

"Why is it so expensive! That's enough for me to buy a few clothes from head to toe! I said to the hostess.

"Young man, the material of this dress is the best product, thick and soft, warm but not heavy, the cut is not enough, it is simply ingenious, it can be used as a bedding under the bed, and it is a ......dress when you put it on."

When the proprietress said this, she pointed to the inside and outside of the colorful clothes, so that I could take a closer look.

As a result, the hand of the proprietress happened to point to a small red flower in full bloom on the colored clothes, because the lining of the colored clothes was golden in color, and the little red flower, on the yellow background, was very conspicuous.

It is the red of the iceberg beauty.

"I said, young man, you really took this ingenious garment and spread it under your body as a futon, it's a tyrannical thing! Your girlfriend, isn't it distressed? Hehe, I almost forgot, she ...... with you."

The dry cleaner proprietress kept nagging and made me blush.

I coughed and interrupted her: "Sister, are you doing business with me, or are you here to teach me how to behave?" I can give you the price just now, can you wash it out for me as soon as possible, I am in a hurry to get it back. ”

"The stain on it is worse than I thought, so it has to be increased."

I looked at the proprietress and found that she was serious, I thought about it and agreed, you get what you pay for, and the price is asked according to the difficulty of the job, which is also a professional performance.

Anyway, it's modern now, and there is no need to keep it red as a souvenir.

I paid the money directly, and when I went out, I heard the proprietress behind me, and let out a sigh...... Alas, young people nowadays!

I also felt really embarrassed to run out of the dry cleaners.

There were a lot of people on the old street, and I didn't dare to walk the street, so I went around to the back of a shop and quietly walked to the Guandi Temple.

Recently, Xu Laosan has begun to control the opening hours of the Guandi Temple, and it will be open to everyone for six or seven days every month, and today is not an open day, so there is no one in the Guandi Temple.

I went smoothly and entered the East Cross Hospital.

At this time, it was noon, and Xu Laosan was burning the pot.

In the pot, it is spicy chicken.

After seeing me, Xu Laosan smiled and said My eldest grandson, why didn't he go to school today.

After tossing all night in the most hurtful way, I was already very tired, so I just pretended to be sluggish, and said to Xu Laosan, Third Grandpa, I am not feeling well, and I have asked for sick leave from school.

Xu Laosan came over and tried on my clothes, with a distressed face.

"Eldest grandson, are you infected with typhoid fever? You see you're sweating and your clothes are soaking wet! Hurry up and go into the house, you can't be blown away by the wind and sweat, otherwise the condition will worsen! ”

Xu Laosan said, pushing me back to the room all the way.

The mountain spirit didn't come to learn chess today, so I asked Xu Laosan, Tian Tian didn't come today?

"Tian Tian is early in the morning, I went to the city for a tour, by the way, take the little guy to see the world, I can't let him learn chess every day, but also give him time to relax, you are sick, or take care of yourself."

Xu Laosan asked me to scrub and change into clean clothes.

After I washed it, I felt a little sore in my waist.

Seven times in one night, it's not easy to be.

Then Xu Laosan, the old guy, simply hurt me too much, not to say that I had typhoid fever, and pressed the quilt on me bed by bed.

I saw that he covered me with all the quilts in my closet, and brought his quilts again.

"Third grandfather, I'm almost out of breath, you cover me again, typhoid fever can't do anything to me, you crush me to death first! Hey, hey, I've said it, I can't build it anymore, you treat me as the Monkey King, right? ”

Xu Laosan was stunned for a moment, what did he mean.

"I'm not Sun Wukong, why do you still want to press Wuzhi Mountain on me!"

Xu Laosan said that he won't cover you, sweat hard, the cold will flow out with the sweat, as long as you don't get blown by the wind, you will be fine soon, sleep first, and I'll call you when you eat.

As soon as Xu Laosan left, I lifted the quilt and two beds, and then lay down in the quilt.

I slept all afternoon.

When Xu Laosan shouted at me to eat and release, the sun was about to set.

As a result, the old guy didn't bring me spicy chicken, but a large teapot of ginger soup with a few green onions floating on it, and he said that this was the best medicine for typhoid fever.

I said that I was cured, but Xu Laosan said that if I don't take medicine, I can't get rid of the root of the disease.

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, before I could get up, he pinched my nose and poured all the big teapot ginger soup into my mouth.

After the ginger soup was put down, I felt a fire in my belly and smoke in my throat.

"You've been poisoned!" I yelled.

"It's not poisoned, and half a bowl of chili noodles is added, which is more effective." Xu Lashan said with a smile.

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