Chapter 7 7 [Lao Tzu has hemorrhoids]
However, none of the people in the prison room dared to laugh out loud, but the expression on their faces was a little painful.
"Okay, since Brother Hai said it, I'll wrestle with you, but, hehe... If you lose, Lao Tzu wants you to contribute your backyard flowers today to everyone in the prison cell. Jiang Feng squatted down behind him and smiled.
Stretch out your right hand and spread it out on the bed, which means, come.
As soon as he heard that if he lost, he would also have to contribute his baby, Brother Hai was suddenly anxious, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Damn! Lao Tzu has hemorrhoids, if he loses, what can he do?! ”
When everyone in the cell heard this, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Soon, they were glared at by Brother Hai, and they all quieted down.
Jiang Feng saw that Brother Hai also had such a funny side, and his originally nervous mood quickly calmed down.
His heart moved, and he smiled: "Then I can't take care of it, if you lose, you can't rely on the debt, everyone said, right!" ”
Jiang Feng smiled familiarly, and his mood was a lot more relaxed.
Seeing him say this, the big bald lady and the man with glasses cut off with some disdain, "Don't talk nonsense, let's talk about it, just your little body still wants to play with Brother Hai, wait for a while Brother Hai wins your kid, and later... Hey..."
Everyone laughed obscenely.
Jiang Feng was suddenly a little annoyed, and scolded: "cao! It's not certain who wins or loses, come on, Brother Hai! ”
"Brother Hai, kill this kid, see how arrogant he will be if he loses for a while!" The big bald man and the man with glasses said in unison.
Brother Hai saw that Jiang Feng was so arrogant, and he was also a little annoyed in his heart: "Mother, come on!" ”
He spread out his left hand and motioned for Jiang Feng to begin.
Seeing this, Jiang Feng was sure in his heart, and he didn't hesitate, and directly shook it with Brother Hai's left hand.
When everyone saw that the two of them began to wrestle their wrists, they couldn't help but be interested and shouted one after another.
"Brother Hai, win this guy!"
"Brother Hai. Come on! ”
"Brother Hai, let this guy know the consequences of arrogance!"
was coaxed by all the inmates like this, and Brother Hai smiled slightly.
Looking at Jiang Feng, "Can you start!?" ”
Jiang Feng rolled his eyes: "Let's start!" ”
As soon as the words fell, suddenly, the strength on Brother Hai's wrist suddenly increased, however, what Brother Hai didn't expect was that just now, he didn't see Jiang Feng's arm being broken off at all.
Brother Hai gritted his teeth and leaned slightly, wanting to use the strength of his waist to increase the strength of his arm.
But I didn't expect that this time, I accidentally pulled it below.
His face twitched violently, and seeing this opportunity, Jiang Feng's heart moved, and his waist was forced.
Syllable!
In the unbelievable gaze of everyone, Brother Hai's left hand was directly broken.
Everyone hadn't come back to their senses yet, but they heard Jiang Feng laugh and say, "Brother Hai, you lost!" ”
Seeing that he had lost like this, Brother Hai's face changed, and the whole base of his neck turned red.
He looked at Jiang Feng, hurriedly withdrew his hands, wiped the sweat from his forehead, shook his head and waved his hand, "This time doesn't count, I'm not ready!?" ”
Jiang Feng was suddenly a little dumbfounded, and at the same time couldn't help but feel a little annoyed in his heart: "Damn, so many people are watching, can you Brother Hai not admit that you have lost?" ”
Brother Hai: "Did you see me lose?" ”
Brother Hai glanced at the people around him and said.
"No, we didn't see anything just now, Brother Hai didn't lose at all! According to the rules, no matter whether you win or lose, you kid must obediently hand over the backyard flowers... Hey..."
Jiang Feng was suddenly angry, this group of street boys is obviously using themselves, whether they lose or win, it is an end, that is, obediently hand over their backyard flowers, and wait for the most cruel punishment in the rice prison, bursting the garden flowers.
"You guys are innocent and bullying me, aren't you, hit the street, there's a kind of come, come, ah!"
Jiang Feng roared, and the roar was so loud that it shocked those lewd and laughing inmates to cover their ears one after another.
The glasses man, Brother Hai, and the big bald scoop were also startled, and they were frightened by Jiang Feng's ghostly roar.
"What's the ghost called, looking for death!" The monster roared for a while, and suddenly, the voice of the prison guard rang out from outside the prison.
Hearing the voice of the prison guard, Brother Hai and the others shrank their necks one after another, their faces changed, and they completely lost their previous arrogance.
One by one, they jumped to the bed like monkeys and lay down, pretending to be sleeping.
The light of the flashlight entered the prison cell, and saw Jiang Feng standing in the middle of the bed in the prison cell, and the prison guard standing outside the door of the prison cell stared at him and said angrily: "2347, in the middle of the night, what are you calling the ghost, killing someone, closing the small black room, you are still idle and tossing enough, isn't it, if you scream again, Lao Tzu will hand you over to the prison director to deal with you personally, see how arrogant you are?!" ”
Jiang Feng had a stirring spirit in his heart, the person he was talking about in the mouth of the prison guard was naturally the prison warden's killer.
Killer Xiong, in prison, is definitely a landowner-like existence.
But at the same time, Jiang Feng knew very well in his heart that if he wanted to get mixed up in prison, he must not be cowardly.
I just wanted to open my mouth to explain a few words, but I heard the prison guard continue to scold: "Don't you go back to rest, you want to find a fight?" ”
Seeing that the prison guard had a posture of wanting to open the door of the prison cell without saying a word, and rushed in to beat people, Jiang Feng was also holding back the fire in his heart.
Coupled with his own entry into the world of "Prison Storm", from the fact that he knew the development of the plot and regarded these prisoners as APC, he had no concept of imprisonment at all.
When I was in middle school, I used to get into fights, and I could almost say that I was a street gangster.
When have you ever been scolded like this.
Seeing that Jiang Feng didn't take his words seriously, he also ignored himself.
The prison guard standing outside the door of the prison cell suddenly became angry, and directly creaked open the iron door of the prison cell.
walked in from the outside, pointed at Jiang Feng with a baton, glared at his eyes and scolded: "Stinky boy, you are a death row prisoner with a life sentence, you are all in prison, you have to coil the dragon, you have to lie down here, otherwise, you eat!" ”
"cao, Lao Tzu came in here, they want to engage in Lao Tzu's backyard flowers, aren't they allowed Lao Tzu to resist?"
Jiang Feng ignored the other party's momentum and angrily went back.
Those cellmates who were originally lying on the bed heard Jiang Feng say about the backyard flowers, and they didn't know who it was, so they hid in the quilt and snickered.
Hearing the low laughter of the crowd, the prison guard said angrily: "Laugh at what you laugh at, no one is allowed to sleep at night if you laugh any more." ”
Suddenly, everyone quieted down, and they didn't even dare to let out a fart.
The prison room was quiet, and the prison guard looked at Jiang Feng, pointed at Jiang Feng and scolded: "Lao Tzu doesn't care if they mess with your backyard flowers or not, but you roar and scream in the middle of the night, so that Lao Tzu can't stand guard and can't be clear, this is your fault." ”