At that time, Tian Tian was yawning, and this guy actually grabbed Tian Tian's wrist.

Seeing this scene, I was afraid that Tian Tian would react slowly and suffer a loss, so I turned over there and shouted to stop.

Tian Tian was originally sleepy, but she was awakened by my shout, although her wrist was caught, but her stone qi still came into play.

Blind Liu was right, the tigress was not very capable, and the arm he grabbed Tian Tian's wrist was soon covered with a thick layer of stone qi.

It wasn't until I ran to me that the tigress reacted.

He knew it hurt when I reacted, but I covered his mouth with my hand like electricity.

"Why did you come, you stinky uncle, you can't see it when I'm sleepy!" After Tian Tian scolded me for not getting married, he stepped on me hard when he raised his foot.

At this time, half of the tigress's arm had turned to stone, and he also fainted in pain.

I asked Tian Tian to wait for another talk, and then under her cover, I helped the tigress, like a drunk person, to my car.

Seeing that there was no camera overhead, I opened the trunk and threw the tigress inside.

I checked it again, and his right hand was at the elbow joint, and it had all turned to stone, and the pain was not light, and I guess this guy would not be awake for a while.

So I closed the trunk and pulled Tian Tian into the car.

After I drove, Tian Tian beat me with his small fist, thinking that I was late.

I hid the fact that Xu Laosan was going to give me plums, and I told me about pulling out the little golden snake over there, and Tian Tian was done.

I asked Tian Tian again, how did you get together with this guy.

"I forgot to bring money, Dawu always goes out, I want to drink drinks, but I don't have money to buy them, this guy went out and bought me drinks, and he is very proficient in the games I play, and he also instructed me how to play, I didn't think much about it, and played with him for a while."

Tian Tian said very lightly.

I'll just say why didn't you realize the danger, this guy is not a good thing, he is a fish that slipped through the net of the Joy Buddha Law Enforcement Hall.

"Stinky uncle, are you jealous? I was measured, I looked like a woman, and he told me that he didn't like women, so I treated him as a girl, I didn't mean to cuckold you, if you think of me like that, I will be wronged. ”

I smiled and said it's okay, I don't miss you that much, I'm afraid that you will fall into his poisonous hands.

I told Tian Tian again what Liu Blind said, this tigress will use physical contact to pass on the yin qi and corpse qi to others.

"Uncle, I guess it may be that his Taoism is too shallow, so the stored corpse qi yin qi is too small, and I don't feel the yin qi corpse qi."

I said try your luck and see if you are unwell.

Tian Tian closed her eyes, put her hands flat on her knees, and then slowly raised her hands upward, so that after the dantian qi ran for a while, she told me that there was no problem.

"That's good, this kid is really blind, he actually attacked you, hehe, it's also his bad luck, look back and see how I clean him up!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a thumping sound in the trunk.

"Damn, did this kid wake up and try to break the trunk and crawl out of it?" As I spoke, I stepped on the gas pedal and quickly drove the car to a secluded place.

It's the foot of a hill, and it's a scenic spot, but it's midnight and there's no one around.

I parked the car on the side, then took Tian Tian out of the car and opened the trunk.

The tigress in the car, after one arm turned into stone, the stone qi swam away in his body, which caused the yin qi and corpse qi in his body to backlash.

This guy has also taken two hits, and he has already hummed yin qi out of his nostrils.

However, the corpse qi is heavier than the yin qi, and he can't hum it from his nostrils, so this guy is about to spit it out of his mouth, but when he spits it out to his throat and eyes, he was suddenly braked by me just now, and this kid swallowed the corpse qi back.

As a result, due to the upsurge of stone qi in his stomach, he blocked the corpse qi he swallowed back.

This corpse qi was blocked in his throat like this, and if he couldn't get the suppression of the dantian, it played the role of corpse transformation.

So now the tigress in the trunk, now her eyes will be red and green, her whole body is stiff, and she has begun to degenerate.

I was not afraid of the general corpse gas, so I grabbed him by the neck and lifted him out of the trunk.

When the corpse changed, he must have been dishonest, kicking and beating me.

I wasn't afraid of his kicks, so I let him kick a few footprints in my legs.

Tian Tian was careless, and he didn't kick the tigress, looking at the shoe prints on his skirt, Tian Tian was angry, and grabbed the tigress's left arm and pinched it hard.

I quickly let go of the tigress.

said that it was too late, Tian Tian released a large amount of stone gas, and after the stone gas permeated the tigress's body, the skin on the tigress's body turned into a stone pattern inch by inch.

Soon, the tigress was transformed into a standing stone statue.

When he was alive before, the woman was neither male nor female, but this time at the last moment of the corpse transformation, due to excessive force, looking at his expression and movements, there was a lot of masculinity.

Tian Tian dusted off the footprints on her skirt, pointed not far away, and said that it would be better to throw this kid over there.

I looked up and saw that there were quite a few stone statues and steles over there, which turned out to be the site of a stonemason.

I picked up the stone statue of the tigress with all my might, walked over to him, and put him in a pile of stone statues.

When the mason's dog saw me coming, he got up and wanted to bark, but I glared at him.

It is said that the black dog is yin, this dog is a black dog, there is no miscellaneous hair on the body, and under the light, the water is shiny and shiny.

This black dog can indeed pass through the yin, and I can see at once that I am not an ordinary person, so as soon as I glared, it grabbed its tail, did not dare to say a word, and got back into the wooden kennel.

When I returned to the car with Tian Tian, I was still sighing while driving.

"This bastard tigress actually touched my woman twice, and just let him die, it's really cheap for him, I originally planned to throw him to Running Tiger Ridge, let Shan Biao and Dongxue eat him alive!"

Listening to my words, Tian Tian was excited.

"Uncle, you are so domineering and violent! I just like you like this, I love you so much! ”

After Tian Tian finished speaking, he hugged me and kissed me.

Although I enjoyed this kind of good time, I had to remind Tian Tian: "My Mr. Tian, can we go back to the hotel and make love?" I'm driving! If you do this again, I'm going to crash! ”

Tian Tian let go of me unsatisfied, and said that when I arrived at the hotel, I would see that I didn't eat you raw.

"I'm afraid that you have a small mouth and can't swallow my big guy." I laughed and joked with her.

"I can't swallow one bite, I can bite it one bite at a time, and then eat it slowly." Tian Tian said with a smile.

I said at the time, Mr. Tian, even if I'm afraid of you, don't say that, I'm so scared.

In this way, the two flirted all the way and soon came to the hotel where they stayed before.

Xu Laosan told me that he would wait until noon to go to the club and solve the little golden snake, so I could also go to the hotel with Tian Tian to sleep for a few hours.

After returning to the hotel, Tian Tian did not rush to pounce on me, but said that he was hungry.

I boiled a pot of boiling water and went to get the bucket noodles in the room and make them for her.

As a result, I don't know which bastard it was, so he hollowed out the instant noodles from the ground and ate several of them.

Fortunately, there is still a bucket that is intact, so I soaked Tian Tian.

Holding the soaked instant noodles, I solemnly handed it to Tian Tian as if I was holding a delicacy.

Tian Tian took a few bites, felt sorry for me and didn't eat, and came to feed me again.

In this way, the two of them finished eating a bucket of noodles, which was somewhat coaxing their bellies.

Next, Tian Tian and I took a shower and began to go to bed.

After tossing for a while, I hugged Tian Tian and fell asleep.

When the alarm clock I set suddenly rang, I immediately turned over and got up, because it was the time I agreed with Xu Laosan.

Tian Tian was so sleepy that she didn't want to get up, so I went outside to buy cakes and drinks and put them on the bedside.

"Girl, I'm going to do something, you sleep here, I'll pick you up when I'm done, this time you give me a little vigilance, don't let outsiders in!"

Tian Tian waved his hand and said Don't worry, whoever dares to come in, I will let whoever becomes a stone man.

I said a few more words, and then locked the door and left.

As I drove past the foot of the mountain, I couldn't hold back my curiosity, so I pulled over and ran over to take a look, and I wanted to see if the stonemason had found a stone statue of a tigress in his work.

As a result, when I passed, it almost didn't make me laugh to death.

A few girls are taking a group photo around the stone statue of the tigress.

"It is said that my Kunkun is not masculine, look at this stone carving, isn't it just a slap in the face of those people!" A girl said.

"That's it, my Kunkun is so masculine, you look at the expression!" A girl pointed to the tigress's face and said.

In fact, now in the sun, the face of the stone statue is obviously a painful expression before death, and there is a bullshit masculinity.

As they spoke, they held the stone statues one by one and posed for photos in various poses.

It turned out that a few of them mistook the stone statue of this unlucky tigress for a popular little actor who likes to wear heavy makeup.

The stonemason originally wanted to say that it was not his own carved work, but when he saw more and more girls coming around, he directly said that it was his own work, and said that if he wanted to take a group photo, he would have to pay money.

Paying money didn't stop these girls from chasing stars, no, they were chasing stone statues.

Seeing the stonemasons over there collecting the girls' money, I shook my head and turned to leave.

I'm going to stay away from this farce.