I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, glaring at Xiao Liuzi: "You insulted me too?" ”

Xiao Liuzi was stunned: "No insult, I really want to help my eldest brother." ”

I slapped it on the head, Yaya's legs, as a scumbag, so humiliating, so painful!

"Big brother, what is your expression?" Xiaoliuzi patted me on the shoulder and asked with a blanket expression.

"It's okay, I'm just a little worried." I replied, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.

"Sorrow?" Xiao Liuzi muttered, and suddenly seemed to think of something, and said, "By the way, big brother, don't you have to take the Chinese language test in the final exam?" Can you write an essay? ”

"Do you have a way?" I said, I'm really not good at composition, since I was a child, I've never scored more than 10 points in my composition.

"Of course." Xiao Liuzi snapped his fingers, smiled cheaply and whispered in my ear: "Big brother, let me tell you a little secret, Li Taibai is still in the underworld." ”

"Li Bai!" I was startled, and I felt like thunder was ringing in my ears as if Yanagiko's words were ringing in my ears.

Yaya's legs, this is a super god!

I've been dead for more than a thousand years, and the poems he left behind from elementary school to high school almost didn't toss me to death!

"Well, that's him." Yanagiko nodded.

"Hasn't he been dead for more than a thousand years? Why haven't you been reincarnated yet? "I'm a little confused.

Xiao Liuzi waved his hand and said with a look of disdain: "Don't mention it, that guy is a big drunkard, and after he arrives in the underworld, he drinks like two dogs all day long, and he sleeps a lot when he is drunk, or he will run to the hall of the ten halls of the king of Hades to dance the sword and compose poems, and he himself does not want to be reincarnated, because that guy's yang wish is too great, and the underworld has nothing to do with him, so he can only let him stay down and offer." ”

Hiss!

I gasped, girl's leg, this news is so exciting!

Shixian Li Bai!

Super awesome!

The culprit who swept all kinds of Chinese textbooks from elementary school to university!

is still in the underworld, and when the news spreads, it will definitely blow up the whole world.

However, I have read the "wishing power" mentioned by Xiaoliuzi in the "Amazing Book of the World", Taoist cultivation and Buddhist cultivation are two different ways of cultivation, but they have the same goal, both in order to become stronger.

And this division is only based on the characteristics of Buddhism and Taoism.

Really calculated, there is no gap at all in cultivating art and wishing, and the so-called "power of will" is actually the power of faith.

The great Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of Buddhism make great wishes when they disagree, such as the king of Jizo, "Hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha", which is actually to guide the world's wishes.

Let the sentient beings in the yang world believe in prayer, so as to generate the power of wishes.

In other words, the so-called "willingness" is the belief of someone.

As far as Li Bai is famous, from the Tang Dynasty to modern times, the poems he made and his name have swept all grade textbooks, can this wish be small?

With such a great wish to bless and protect his body, to be honest, as long as Li Bai himself doesn't want to, no one in the underworld will dare to throw him directly into the six realms of reincarnation.

was surprised, Xiao Liuzi put his arm around my shoulder, smiled cheaply, and whispered: "Big brother, Li Bai's affairs are secrets in the yin and yang worlds, don't say it, if you want to write a full score essay, I can go and invite Li Bai up, I have drunk with him a few times, the relationship is not bad, I can please move." ”

Xiao Yanagiko's words directly made my head rumble and become blank.

Yaya's legs, if this Nima invites Li Bai to help me write an essay, it won't blow up God?

As far as Li Bai's literary style is concerned, if you fill him with 2 taels of old white work, he can write a hundred crazy poems, give him two bottles of snow beer, and he can accompany me to the end of the world.

To be honest, my special mother really didn't dare to invite him up.

My buddy wrote an essay for the final exam of the sophomore Chinese language, not a famous essay through the ages.

If you really ask him to help me write an essay, then Nima still can't kill the grading teacher?

In terms of the level of the grading teachers, it is estimated that they are really not qualified to review Li Bai's poems.

After hesitating for a moment, I exhaled heavily: "Forget it, this ratio is too big, I can't fit it." ”

"Don't think about it anymore?" Xiao Liuzi asked me, "I can ask Lao Li to put water and write a little garbage." ”

I wasn't calm on the spot, I was paralyzed, that was Li Bai! O poet! If he releases the water again, what he writes is also a text that swept the audience!

I took a deep breath: "I really can't let him help, if he helps me cheat on the exam, then my essay can't fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?" ”

I really didn't dare to invite Li Bai to come up, so in the final exam of the second year of high school, inviting six college tyrants to come up is all using a knife to kill chickens, if you invite him up, it will be an atomic bomb to kill a machine.

Besides, the ghost knows that Li Bai is not good to get along with, but people dare to dance swords and write poems in the hall of the Ten Halls of the King of Hades, and if he comes up, he looks at me unpleasantly, and when he makes a fuss, he is willing to add strength, and no one can do anything about him.

Seeing that I insisted on not agreeing, Xiao Liuzi waved his hand: "That's okay, if the eldest brother doesn't want to, forget it." ”

After speaking, Xiao Liuzi looked at the ghosts of the six professors, doctors, and masters, and said in a fierce voice: "Six, help my eldest brother cheat on the exam, do a good job, after returning to the underworld, you will be indispensable." ”

The six Xueba ghosts suddenly had green light in their eyes, and hurriedly hugged their fists at Xiao Liuzi: "My lord, please rest assured, do your best." ”

Xiao Liuzi nodded with satisfaction, turned to me and said, "Things are already in order, then big brother, I will go down to recuperate first." ”

"Well, hard work." I said gratefully to Yanagiko.

Call!

The little willow was swept up in the yin wind, and disappeared into the ground like a gopher.

I glanced at the ghosts of the six school tyrants, and said with a smile: "Don't see the six of you, just take this as your own home, and ask you to think more about the final exam in two days." ”

"Oh, don't worry, adults, what can you think about in the final exam of the second year of high school?" A young school bully ghost waved his hand.

In my mind, 10,000 head of groove Nima ran wildly, paralyzed, with IQ and no EQ, Lao Tzu just casually politely, and hit me again, a scumbag?

I don't have the heart to talk to these top students, because their urine can beat my scum in minutes.

After saying hello, I turned and walked out of the bedroom.

Walking to the front hall, Wang Dazhui, the cute baby baby and the monk Sanjie were sitting on the sofa watching TV, and the TV was playing "One Piece".

After such a while, Wang Dazhui also adapted to the cute baby little zombie, sitting next to the little zombie and discussing the plot of "One Piece" with the little zombie with great interest.

As for the monks of the Three Precepts, they sit cross-legged on the sofa, fold their hands, close their eyes, and meditate and chant sutras.

I walked over with a smile, and as soon as I sat down, about to tell Wang Dazhui about the cheating exam group, the phone rang.

Liu Changge called.

"Hey, Brother Liu." I got on the phone.

"Fengzi, I have bad news for you." On the other end of the phone, Liu Changge's voice was a little low: "I just received news from the head master that the Ghost Raising Sect is waiting for an opportunity to deal with you with all its might. ”

(End of chapter)