Chapter 2: A Dream of Huangliang (4)

Why is she looking at me? Zhai Yunxiao asked himself. I touched my face, there was nothing, I touched the trouser door, and I pulled it up, and there was no one else in my position when I looked back! If it weren't for the squinting of the beautiful woman's eyes, she was obviously looking at me, he deliberately walked an oblique angle, and then saw that the girl was still looking at him, and couldn't help but smile.

This scene is like Fairy Zixia discovering the Supreme Treasure, but there were only two people at the time, and at this time, the streets were full of people, Zhai Yunxiao really couldn't figure it out.

Forget it, don't think about it, this is definitely my wishful thinking, and people must not be looking at myself at all.

Zhai Yunxiao is of medium height, not fat or thin, and his appearance is reasonable, and he is most proud of having a pair of thick and thick eyebrows, which looks a little gentlemanly. His parents have been working-class all their lives, and they have worked hard to save hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy him a 56-square-meter house in the suburbs for him to marry his daughter-in-law in the future, but he has not even found a partner until now! He is still a little confident in his appearance, but with his salary of less than 2,000 yuan a month, he can only sigh when he thinks about what kind of girl he is. In fact, his salary is quite acceptable, more than 4,000 yuan, but after deducting five insurances and one housing fund, his disposable income is less than one-half, and in this materialistic era, it is difficult to support himself. Thinking about this, and looking at the beautiful mixed-race girl, Zhai Yunxiao came to a conclusion, this beauty is sick in the brain!

When I entered the noodle restaurant, I sat down with my ass and asked the boss for a bowl of big meat noodles: flute, over the water.

When he was eating noodles, he always felt that someone seemed to look at him again, but when he looked up, there was nothing.

Well, the noodles are nice and chewy. I'll use this bowl of noodles to beat off the bad luck!

After eating the noodles, he walked out of the noodle shop and walked to the office building, and the "erotic encounter" Zhai Yunxiao just now had already been thrown out of the clouds, and his mind was full of questions about choice. But as soon as he walked out of the door of the noodle restaurant, his eyes flashed, and the girl walked up to him with a smile under everyone's gaze, a pair of almond eyes blinked sweetly, shining with **, as if she had something to say.

Although Zhai Yunxiao was shaken a little dizzy, he was also a little angry, and he blamed him for his low emotional intelligence for girls, and in a hurry, he came up with the most hostile question from the Northeast: What are you worried about?

The girl was not ambiguous: look at you. Zhai Yunxiao didn't dare to squeak, and no matter how much he didn't understand the style, he wouldn't continue: You look at me again?

Seeing the cold scene, the girl took the initiative to ask: You are Zhai Yunxiao, right?

Zhai Yunxiao was stunned, not because this mixed-race girl could call his name, but because this girl's accent was a standard Northeast stubble dialect. Zhai Yunxiao was born in the Northeast, grew up in the Northeast, and also spoke Northeast dialect, but such a strong Northeast dialect really stunned him for a few seconds. It's really a fairy in appearance, with an accent of Song Xiaobao!

Yes..... yes, I am. After reacting back, Zhai Yunxiao replied.

I think you are, do you have time? We chatter.

No matter how native the Northeast dialect is, the young people don't say nag, they all talk about it, she actually says nag! Zhai Yunxiao thought, full of doubts and asked: Hehe, do you know me? Is there something wrong?

The girl said: Yes, I know a lot about you. Ahem. She had a little cough.

Very—a lot—a lot of things? Jokes, then you tell me. Zhai Yunxiao was a little angry, he thought that someone must be joking with him, this joke is enough to make a lot of money!

You are in primary school in Shengtian City, you will be yellow after graduation, junior high school in the twenty-fifth middle school, the second class, high school in the fifty-first middle school, first three classes and then divided into a class, the university in the Shengtian City University of Science and Technology, computing Internet major, during the period I like a girl, I won't say the name, I have been a spare tire for two years, and now I want to be a teacher and not be depressed, right? After the girl finished speaking, she looked at Zhai Yunxiao triumphantly, but because she spoke for a long time, she coughed a few times in a row.

Oh, my God! Who is making such a big joke on me? Even my files and little secrets are clear, isn't it the personnel department of the unit and my college classmates who have joined forces to find an Internet celebrity to make a joke about me? No, you can't! What's the picture? Just to tease me as a librarian whose pockets are cleaner than his face? Besides, the appearance of this beauty is definitely dozens of streets away from the current popular Internet celebrity face.

Zhai Yunxiao folded his hands and asked very sincerely: Beauty, I, I'm really busy, I don't have time to chat, who are you? What's the matter with me? Can you tell me about that? I'm really a bit confused.

The girl smiled and asked, "Do you still need to work now?"

Of course.

The beautiful woman has a tough expression that I will make decisions for you: Then you don't have to work now.

Why?

The beautiful woman pointed to the white Land Rover parked on the corner of the street in the distance and found: Get in the car, get in the car and I'll tell you.

For no reason, no relatives and no reason, this beautiful girl with a beautiful face, big breasts, big ass and money let herself get into her car? I must have been fucking dreaming, pinching my thigh hard - didn't wake up.

Suddenly, the beautiful woman took out a bottle of spray from her satchel and sprayed it on Zhai Yunxiao's face, colorless and odorless.

Zhai Yunxiao shouted with his hands: Are you a human trafficker, you want to sell me to the countryside to sell my kidney? Or do you want to ** me?

The students on the side of the road looked at Zhai Yunxiao in surprise, with a jealous expression that you don't want me to do: Being such a beautiful woman ** That's your creation!

The beauty put her arm around Zhai Yunxiao's shoulder: Don't make a fuss, I'm just trying to make this spray. He winked at passers-by: My boyfriend is always yelling like this, hehe! Jokes are always made regardless of the occasion.

A student who knew Zhai Yunxiao fairly well and was usually more casual looked at him with envious eyes: Teacher Zhai, your girlfriend is so beautiful, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending to be here!

Sister Ye in the same office happened to pass by at this time: Oh, Xiao Zhai, is this your girlfriend? It's so beautiful, you're so blessed! Your ancestors burned incense!

Is there such a boast? Zhai Yunxiao hurriedly explained: We just met, no, no, no, we just met.

Sister Ye smiled and said: Blind date! Blind dates are all at school! It's not easy, yes, hold it, and wait to eat the candy. said and walked away with a smile on his face.

Zhai Yunxiao's face turned a little red, and he shook off the beauty with force: Sei is your boyfriend? Then I thought, today's incident is really strange, if this is a joke, I will accompany me to the end, is it possible that she can really sell me? Suddenly, he thought of a very terrifying thing, couldn't it be that he had encountered a pyramid scheme? Damn, the MLM company is too sparing to spend money, right? looked at the beautiful woman's unstoppable eyes, and suddenly made up his mind: Forget it, don't guess, even if I cut off my heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, I will admit it.

He asked: What kind of spray is this?

Is this called mosaic spray? Ahem, where you spray it, it won't be captured by any electronic camera system.

If it's not photographed, what is it?

If you shoot a mosaic, your face will be blocked by the mosaic, ahem.

Zhai Yunxiao didn't believe it, and immediately took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera, and at a glance, the beauty was really blocked by the mosaic from face to feet, and then adjusted the camera to selfie mode, and then couldn't see her face and body. I can't help but exclaim: what a wicked! Now they have invented such a god-defying technology! This is definitely the only equipment for burglary and roadblocking!

Speaking of mosaics, Zhai Yunxiao smiled obscenely in his heart, and in the hard drive of his house, hundreds of gigabytes of videos with mosaics were stored. I feel sorry for those horsemen for three seconds, they will soon be collectively unemployed.

The beautiful woman coughed one after another: I was a little uncomfortable when I came to you, my throat hurts, and in our place, the air can get people drunk.

Are you from the steppe or in the ravine? Hehe. Zhai Yunxiao thought and raised his leg to get on the co-pilot of the Land Rover! The door is slamming, so stuffy, so powerful! The interior has a high feel.

Wow! Please forgive Zhai Yunxiao for not seeing the world. His parents are both working-class, and his relatives, friends and classmates around him have never seen SEI drive a Land Rover even if they are a little rich, and the senior leaders of the unit should have this economic strength, but in school! Low-key first, driving an Audi is very beautiful, so Zhai Yunxiao is the first time to sit in such an expensive car: this is a high-end configuration, right? Seven or eight hundred thousand, right?

The beautiful woman shrugged her shoulders at him: Ahem, I don't know, I just drove it casually, so I don't think this car is good?

Oh, listen to you, your family is very rich, you don't ask how much the car is, and there are several? Bai Fumei.

Pull it down, the beauty disdains: I just saw this beautiful, imposing, tough car on the side of the street, and drove away.

Stealing?! Zhai Yunxiao exploded: I'm going, don't be kidding. Hurriedly opened the storage box on the front and left side, and found the driver's license and driving license, and the photos on them were indeed not her. Now I have a big loss, and I have become an accomplice in theft! Get me off. The car is automatically locked when the door is opened. He yelled: What the hell are you going to do? Don't fool me, I'm just a junior teacher, you can't fool me or anything, if you want to rob sex? Well, I'm still confident in this.

The beauty smiled and looked at him: I don't have any intentions for you, I was just ordered to take you to a place. You won't be sprayed just now because you are in this car, my face and license plate are also sprayed, and no one will see you.

Come on, you're mentally ill, who believes it? Zhai Yunxiao glared at her, he didn't dare to touch the law! Besides, you're an agent, right? Even if you're Trinity, I'm not Neo!

The beauty looked straight ahead, drove the car seriously, and kept honking the horn all the way, the posture seemed to be that she was driving, and everyone and the car on the street were not allowed to appear at all. She drove the car out of the school gate. Just when Zhai Yunxiao thought that she didn't want to talk to herself, a hologram appeared under the windshield in front of her, and the face of the beautiful woman appeared, looking at him while driving and saying: Listen, you have to believe what I say no matter what, although I know that this is a little difficult for you to accept, but every word I want to say is true.

Zhai Yunxiao touched it with his hand, there was only air, and the hologram was intact after being scratched, and his brain couldn't react a little: high-tech! But I've seen it, it's like this in the movies!

Don't touch it, I'm from a thousand years later, in 3017, ahem, my boss sent me with the purpose of bringing you to our time to meet him, ahem, all your doubts will be solved by then, ahem.

Devil Terminator? The Matrix? Robot cats? These words popped up in Zhai Yunxiao's brain instantly, could it be that I watched too many science fiction movies and had paranoia and split personality? He asked: Are you a robot? Can I touch it?

No! The beauty was a little angry, and squinted her eyes and said helplessly: I am a human being! Rubbed his plump boobs with his hands: it's all the real thing.

Zhai Yunxiao almost spurted blood, was stunned for a few seconds and asked: Are you a good person?

Of course I'm a good person, or I would have killed you. Ahem.

Dare to ask what is the name of the beauty?

My name is Liang Yimeng, you can also call me Mengmeng.

Liang Yimeng? A dream? Zhai Yunxiao relied on an idiom allusion to pass the time when he was a child, and the allusion of Huangliang's dream must be known, which clearly reveals that I am dreaming! When he got out, he shot two big slaps left and right in his face, his ears buzzed instantly, his cheeks were hot with pain, and the sad thing was that he still hadn't woken up!