Just when I couldn't do anything, I heard a Dharma call: "Amitabha! ”

The moment I heard this trumpet, I shouted out at once.

Then I sat up all at once. I finally broke free and woke up from my nightmare.

Coming out of a nightmare is like coming out of a parallel world.

I looked out the window at the sunlight and at the missed calls on my phone. None of this is something that is new to the eye.

I saw it in my nightmares, and when I saw it, I just couldn't move.

Is there really a parallel world in the world? That real nightmare almost broke my mind.

I wiped my face and picked up my phone, which had three missed calls.

All three calls were from Da Chun. I saw that it was Da Haru's phone. I couldn't help muttering in my heart, and said secretly: "Could it be that something happened?" ”

Thinking so, Da Chun's call also came in. After I connected, I heard Da Chun almost jump up and say to me with excitement: "Chongyang, come quickly." I've found a master who can save you! ”

"The master who can save me? What does it look like? I asked.

"He is an enlightened monk! Come on! Da Chun said with joy on the phone.

"Monk? Guru? Old monk? Do you say that the master is well? I smiled weakly and asked rhetorically.

"Ah......" Da Chun let out an exclamation, "Chongyang, have you known each other for a long time?" ”

"Da Chun, don't believe him, don't believe him!" I said to Da Chun, I wanted to say a liar directly, but after thinking about it, people cheated at most a meal, and they can't be considered liars.

"Oh, I see!" Da Chun was about to hang up the phone while he was talking.

But I heard the old monk take the phone from Da Chun's hand.

"Mida Buddha, Chongyang donor, you should come to see me!" The old monk laughed and said on the phone.

"Master, don't make a fuss! Everyone's busy! ”

"Busy? Chongyang donor, you can't wake up, can you? ”

The old monk's words suddenly startled me, "How do you know? ”

I was almost awake from a nightmare just now, how did the old monk know?

"Haha......" The old monk suddenly burst out with a hearty laugh: "Buddha said, let's talk when we meet." ”

"Good!" I hung up the phone and looked at myself in the mirror, and I looked a little inhuman.

"Master or madman? No one knows! Forget it, let's treat a dead horse as a live horse doctor! Believe in Him Again! ”

After a brief tidying up, I went to the bar to put the old monk. When I came, the old monk was drinking a bottle of beer and munching on melon seeds.

I didn't go directly to the old monk, but pulled Da Chun aside. "When did this monk come?"

"Early in the morning! It's been almost two hours here at least! Daharu replied.

"Two hours?" I wondered if I had been in a nightmare two hours before. The old monk can't know!

Also, I woke up from the nightmare entirely because I heard a Buddha name, which was almost the voice of an old monk.

If, the old monk is a liar, then what I heard in the nightmare cannot be fake.

"Master Anhao, you're right, I feel that the Gu poison has escalated, and so far I haven't found a way to deal with this thing!" I said truthfully to the old monk.

After speaking, I looked at the old monk, only to see him touching his white beard by himself, quite a fairy wind bones. Then he spoke:

"Well...... What's this...... No hurry, no hurry, hey...... I haven't eaten breakfast yet! ”

Hearing the words of the old monk. I almost flew over with a beer bottle.

"Old bald donkey, you are here to entertain Lao Tzu!"

I cursed in my heart, but I still had to smile on the surface. "I wonder what Master Anhao wants to eat?"

"Well said! Xiaolongbao with soy milk is enough! ”

So I patiently took the old monk to a shop, and then watched in amazement as the old monk finished eating the entire nine drawers of xiaolongbao.

When the old monk finished eating, I was shocked and asked, "Master." How long has it been since you eaten? ”

When the old man heard this, he just waved his hand nonchalantly, "It's not too long." Didn't you treat me to a hot pot last time? ”

"Uh...... "I almost fell to the ground instantly, last time, eating hot pot. That was before European pork!

"Chongyang, you may have taken me for a liar several times, right?" After touching a mouthful of oil, the old monk said to me.

"Almost!" The old monk asked. I'll just tell you the truth.

"Haha......" The old monk suddenly burst into laughter again. After laughing, he said to me, "Come closer!" ”

I don't know what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd. So I did. However, when I got closer, I saw that he raised his hand and slapped him.

"Bang ......" two slaps made my face hurt hotly.

And. It can be seen that this old monk is not slow, and he seems to be a practitioner.

Fuck, dare to hit me? You don't want to inquire who I am in Cangyang?

I covered my face and stood up all of a sudden, "Old monk, what are you doing?" ”

The old monk was angry when he saw me, but he himself was not angry. There was still a hearty laugh in his mouth: "Haha......"

When he finished laughing, he explained to me: "Chongyang, don't be surprised. I didn't slap these two slaps! The same cannot be said of it! Prepared to say, I should have helped your master Zhang Jiuxuan fight! ”

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly asked, "You helped him fight." Where did he go? ”

"Your master can't leave when he goes to do a very important thing, but you stinky boy is scolding your master and old bastard a few text messages a day, so angry that he almost burped! You stinky boy. What a bold man, he dared to do this thing of deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors! ”

Being scolded by the old monk like this, I immediately felt a little embarrassed. "Uh...... Forehead...... I can't be blamed for this, who told him to call and turn off his phone and not reply to his text messages? If he replied to me with a message or a phone call, I wouldn't scold him like that! ”

"Haha......" The old monk laughed like thunder, "Interesting, interesting!" ”

"That's right, Master Anhao. Who are you? "I don't dare to suspect that the old monk is an old liar this time.

"Okay, you can call me uncle!" The old monk suddenly sat upright and put on the appearance of a sect master.

"Good uncle. You should have said it earlier! "I can't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"Say what? It's not fun to say it! The old monk stroked his beard and said, "Senior Nephew Chongyang, I want to eat hot pot again this night!" ”

"Small!"

"Well, that's right!" The old monk looked triumphant.

"Uncle An, what about my Gu poison?" I tried to ask.

"Well, this, no hurry, no hurry!" The old monk just shook his head.

"Uncle An, I'm in a nightmare, maybe I won't wake up at all that day if I'm not in a hurry!"

"Hmm...... No, it won't! If your kid dies like this, God won't agree to it! Rest assured, you can't die with strange visions! ”

When the old monk said this, his eyes were staring at a girl in a miniskirt across the road, and his saliva was almost flowing to his chest.

"Ahem......" I couldn't help coughing hard, because that girl was none other than Yu Meijuan.

"Perfect, perfect!" The old monk ignored my coughing and praised with a smile.

Zhang Jiuxuan, an old Taoist priest, is a pervert, I can accept it.

Well, this old monk is also a pervert, did the Buddha agree to this?

I smiled evilly, jumped up and gave him a brain break on his bald head.

"Smack!" Crunch and crisp.

The pain made the old monk jump up and down, and almost lifted the table.

"Du Chongyang, what are you doing?" The old monk asked loudly with his head covered.

"Mida Buddha, I didn't hit it, to be precise, I hit it on behalf of the Buddha!"

The old monk touched his head and gritted his teeth in pain. And at this time, Yu Meijuan actually crossed the street and came to this store.

Seeing Yu Meijuan's dress, my blood immediately burned!

Oh no, I'm going to have another attack of Gu poison in my body......

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